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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's bullshit that you pay for a streaming service AND pay extra for the ad free version AND still get commercials. BUT I would still pay even more for a version that at least had a "never show me this specific commercial ever again" button.

Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I still can't believe that the most relatable commercial they could come up with for the everyman to watch during football season was a character reference from his barber. They specifically went to the least reliable expert in his orbit.

Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Can't wait to watch a soccer game and not see messi 5 times every commercial break and have commentators falling all over themselves to praise him after he loses.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every single miami player feels like they have the right to fully put their hands on whoever they want, but if they get shoved back, they have been PERSONALLY WRONGED and must AVENGE THEMSELVES IMMEDIATELY.

Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Honestly the portajohn one would be valid

Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can't believe how much money republicans must be spending every week to mail me literal POUNDS of pro- Sherrod Brown propaganda junk mail. He VoTeD tO TrEaT tRaNs KiDs LiKe HuMaN bEiNgS Like you can stop pitching babes, I'm already going to vote for him.

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ACES Radio @acesradio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Mike is the best of us. Please consider supporting a shitlord of our own.

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It's 80+ degrees at suppertime in mid-September, somebody needs to go to jail for this.

The team that needs $845 Million of the tax dollars that could be spent on our kids' schools paid $230 Million for the worst quarterback anyone alive has ever seen. #Browns

Ryan Day was handed this game from the very first play on the world's largest silver platter.

Umm hey Buckeyes what is you doin

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These are the numbers that you want to put up when the Cleveland Browns are on the clock

Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

something something michigan could still win if the replay booth timekeeper has the courage something something

Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Lmao storming the field for barely surviving a MAC school.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Nordecke fam can boo the card if they want, but dearly beloved, that was the floppiest flop that ever flopped. Embarrassing dive. Soft as baby shit. #Crew96

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It has been years since the last time I watched a football game and didn't sleep through 90% of the second half god I love football naps

Liv made buckeyes today but she used dark chocolate, and she didn't have any powdered sugar so she crunched up a bunch of regular sugar in the foot processor instead, and y'all it's incredible. I might never eat another regular buckeye ever again.

The Buckeyes should have always and only ever worn jerseys with gray stripes forever and ever amen

Oh hell yeah it is once again time to let my happiness for the week be determined by the performance of a team of college kids let's gooooooooo

Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Scottie Scheffler isn't human.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

If anyone deserved to live forever, it was Dolly Parton. She was the best of us.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

lol cleveland browns continue to deserve whatever curses they experience

Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

soccer is fun i like soccer i enjoy this i subject myself to it because it makes me happy it is very important to remember this

Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Oh my god did I pack a costume change for this

Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Those halcyon days at Stank Lake 😍

Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Well my Scotts grass looks incredible this year. Even though 5% of it is full of divots from my pitching wedge, and 50% of it is full of turds from Olivia's dog.

Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

What is this huge, gross patch of brown sod in the 6 yd box? It's SCOTT'S MIRACLE-GRO FIELD, ffs. #Crew96

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Also, I feel like ever since the Great Egg Shortage of '24, eggs are just generally worse now. I literally can't crack them without getting little broken piece of shell in the bowl anymore.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

🚨THE COLUMBUS #CREW96 ARE ONCE AGAIN A TEAM THAT SCORES REGULARLY FROM CORNER KICKS🚨

Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

On top of playing well, he also hung on to that jersey earlier and rode it for the full eight seconds. Went full concacaf.

Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

OH GOODNESS THE xG OF IT ALL

Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

You can buy both an Aidan & a Sebastian jersey from Middlesbrough, and have them shipped across an ocean to Ohio, for cheaper than literally walking into the Crew shop and buying a single Max Arfsten jersey.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I like the Buffalo Bills new alternative uniforms and I don't care who knows it.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Real talk, it just would've been immediately buried in the same crypt where they hid the tapes of what Mason Rudolph said before Myles Garrett introduced him to the crown of his own helmet.

Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Maybe having a rivalry game right now is the best timing ever, because these dudes do Give A Shit. My biggest complaint about #Crew96 teams that haven't always been top contenders. Hell is Real. Hell yeah.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Get this cincy goalie and his dumb little baby moustache all the way out of here

Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Did he get kicked in the face, or are those chompers just a couldnt-miss-the-broad-side-of-a-barn type situation?

Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, WORLD. #MLS