Reposted by Evanscare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 7halright I’m sold. mike sure does give a compelling pitch! 1172
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 8hThey also have suspended all social events until the end of the year to which my response is “what fucking good does this do three years later? You’re punishing students who weren’t even around for this for the failures of administration and the piece of shit College President hasn’t resigned.” 100
Reposted by Evanhog dot couch @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 10hNot liking Hayley Williams tells me everything I need to know about a person 0376
Reposted by Evankate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 9hThat news about them using AI code for their new Star Wars Disney game was so funny to read especially after the Star Wars video game stock has been at its highest with Zero Company and Galactic Racer. They really wanna fuck everything up 415421
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 9hI guess these “early viewers” forgot Infinity War was Thanos’s movie and had a huge death toll. Almost like the good guy’s don’t always win. 000
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 10hI’d rather watching a documentary on paint dry. With luck her yacht will sink with her TERF ass on it WAY OUT where no one can get to her quick enough. 010
Reposted by EvanEdgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 12/10/2026static.klipy.comLuigi MangioneAlt: Luigi Mangione 020629
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026And California and myself are totally okay with letting Iran have him and have their way with him so you’re move grandpa 000
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026People try to bust in my car with construction vests and masks I’m shooting them in the face, they can explain in court why they’re not wearing anything to identify them as “law enforcement” instead of carjackers. 000
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Just saw a video of a very drunk Kelly Clarkson singing “Since U Been Gone” with Druski and I needed this smile today. She’s such a queen and he’s too damn funny. 000
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I have been waiting two hours for a tow just to find out my insurance typed the number for the address wrong and now is having to send me another truck that is going to take a half an hour. I haven’t eaten, it’s cold and my windows are stuck down, and I for got my drink at home. I may actually crack 000
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comDam Leak: Just a Small LeakALT: Dam Leak: Just a Small Leak 000
Reposted by EvanLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4083523010605
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sexually transmitted diarrhea? And drug resistant? How do you kill that shit?static.klipy.comElizabeth Olsen's Confused 'What?' MomentALT: Elizabeth Olsen's Confused 'What?' Moment 000
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Every day I wake up and pray harder and harder that a Trump funeral is just over the horizon. 000
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Making Galactic Racer a roguelike is both a surprise and also works so well for the game. 000
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Gyms for brains” well if every fucking school wasn’t turning to AI and every library wasn’t funded like they rely on a man performing on guitar with a can out front to pay their bills we would have those dammit. 000
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Arby’s is a real finisher. Shit tastes like unwashed ass. 000
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I did not expect Teenage Mutant Njnja Turtles to have an amazing roguelite game but here we are 000
Reposted by EvanLauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 10/03/2024Oh; I concur that this is not my circus, but those ARE, in fact, my monkeys. And therein lies the problem, constable: this circus has obtained my monkeys by nefarious means. 6970269
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026BREAKING NEWS: Head of FBI upset he can find proof of a crime that doesn’t exist. 000
Reposted by EvanRyan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight. 5762051684
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m sorry Trump’s DOJ is so desperate for a win that they’re re-examining Watergate now? The stench of desperation reeks so bad I can smell it wafting from DC all the way down here in NC. 000
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I could only watch one episode of Interview With a Vampire tonight because too much going on around me but I can’t stop thinking about Daddy Lestat in all his beautifully gruesome glory 😍static.klipy.comLestat Lestat De LioncourtALT: Lestat Lestat De Lioncourt 010
Reposted by EvanANT @allelitegraps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The legendary Vincent D'Onofrio, author of the most beautiful tweet of all time: 5964188
Reposted by EvanAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026Today I learned that Jack Smith is a Caitlin Clark fan and that Amy Klobuchar knows more about sports than Eric Schmitt. 645216873583
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Time to pull John Roberts, Uncle Thomas, and the rest of the trash out kicking and screaming. 000
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The sweetest tears are the ones cried when MAGAts realize their ideology has led to their misery instead of other’s misery. I think Bari is going to be pouring us a real sweet glass soon. 010
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ll wait for the scenes to leak. Kevin Feige stays doing shit to piss me off. 000
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My fiancé is watching that Wonka game show thing and I have thoughts: Other than the fact that I hate the AI Gene Wilder (even if it does sound like him) I will say it feels like at least the people involved truly cared. They had some of the living actors return, built a real edible room and 100
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We have got to stop making people famous for nothing or for having the absolute barest amount of talent. 000
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If I never hear the goddamn names Chrisean or Blueface ever again it still won’t be soon enough. I don’t even know what the hell they’re famous for other than being cheaters and bad parents. 010
Evan @socialslaxolotl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The logical fallacy in this is ridiculous when you realize these “systems” he wants us to start thinking like are built on “fine intellectual dexterity”. Once we lose that and the last person who “had it” dies who is going to have the finer points needed to build new systems? 000
