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Software Engineering student, Full Stack Web Developer, and all-around tech nerd. I'm the kind of programmer that is constantly going "Hm, I wonder if I could just automate this" in my day-to-day life.

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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 17/07/2026
I have questions for this professor.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 19/06/2026
It has come to my attention that, outside of the basic understanding of the concepts of set theory and Schrödinger's cat, if you're a quantum mechanics nerd, there are *a lot* of possible answers to this, and they're equally amusing if you understand them.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 19/06/2026
I'm doing math homework and just thought of an awful joke for my fellow nerds. I will not include the punchline because, frankly, it's funnier if you reach it yourself, and it's a pretty simple one. Q: "Does a set of all living cats contain Schrödinger's cat?"
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 19/06/2026
I gotta say, learning sets in math is wayyyyy easier after already learning them in programming first. I have a scaffolding to which to attach the new information.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 19/06/2026
"The UNIX operating system is often referred to as the “grandfather” of all operating systems because it is over 40 years old" This explains all the AARP ads I've been getting lately.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 19/06/2026
“Just as the more command was named as a result of allowing more user functionality, the less command is named for doing more than the more command (remember that “less is more,” more or less).” ... I know my father didn't write this textbook, but I read that joke i his voice and it made me smile.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 10/06/2026
FREE cloud compute for small apps!! HUGE!!
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 10/06/2026
YAY! I finally have time to watch the State of the Union! #WWDC
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 10/06/2026
A lot of exciting changes are coming down the pipeline!! #WWDC developer.apple.com/videos/play/...
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What’s new in managing Apple devices - WWDC26 - Videos - Apple Developer
Discover the latest updates to declarative device management, Apple Business, and Apple School Manager. Explore how these advancements...
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
But… if you use Safari to vibe code extensions, you don’t get to play with Swift… 😢
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
Wait.. I liked writing apps to check websites for changes 😂
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
In unrelated news, I just canceled my Google Gemini subscription.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
This makes sense, considering the part where they mentioned developing Siri AI in a close relationship with Google’s Gemini team.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
The biggest announcement so far today. #WWDC www.theverge.com/tech/942416/...
theverge.com
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
All of a sudden, people want location data added back to their photos lol
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
Ok, getting actual answers from Siri instead of “I can show you web results if you grab your phone” is pretty nice.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
I was honestly shocked that mine didn’t 😂 Also, idk how but you’re about 30 seconds ahead of me
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
Taking a nap for the AI bit because I know everybody will be talking about it for months anyway.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
This new parental controls API will be incredible.. if developers use it. Please use it! My kid isn’t allowed any games with chat features unless I can block chat and/or limit it to friends I pre-approve, for example. #WWDC
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
SCREEN TIME SCHEDULES! Now I can stop faking it with Focus filters lol
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
Ok, ask to browse is a start, I suppose.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
Come on Craig, give me enough power to cancel my Bark subscription! #WWDC
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
Thank you iOS engineering team for letting me get another OS upgrade out of my son’s phone before having to get him another one!! #WWDC
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On a Third Photography @ianlewis.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
I’m definitely a make Liquid Glass more transparent guy 😂 #WWDC #WWDC26 #Apple #iOS #macOS
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
It was 20 seconds, it’s fine.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
The hardest part is coming up with something that is likable by as many people as possible but also tolerable enough for the people who aren’t into it. They don’t want to play something so awful that people turn it off.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
MacOS is gonna be GOLDEN GATE because as HUNTR/X has been saying all year… we’re gonna be, gonna be GOLDEN! #WWDC
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
Come on, you cowards, give us another cat release!!! #WWDC
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
The phrase “new Siri” has my attention. We’ll see what it delivers. #WWDC
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
So uh if you weren’t expecting #WWDC spam from me, you haven’t been paying attention. Comments about Craig’s hair in 5…
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 04/06/2026
You know you're in the wrong department when nobody understands why you're excited about #WWDC This is the time of year that they give Swift new toys!! Of course I'm stoked!!
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 04/06/2026
TFW you try to write Java but keep accidentally writing Swift and pissing off the compiler. As soon as I finish this WGU course, I can dive back into Swift full-time! I clearly have a preference!
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 19/05/2026
Second interview next week, and since everybody applying for this position knows Python, and I'm given the opportunity to choose my language... I'm going to do it IN SWIFT. I'm back, my love. #SwiftLang (Chart courtesy of @wakatime.bsky.social)
My coding stats, showing Swift as the most-used -- STILL!  (Java and Python are #2 and #3, respectively). source: wakatime.com
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 16/05/2026
I hate my brain sometimes. I can trace complicated inheritance relationships in Java with ease now, but I blanked on how to write a simple loop in Python for an interview yesterday. Sigh. In any case, FINALS WEEK. Last programming course of this degree!! HERE WE GO!!!!
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 12/05/2026
Interview on Friday, and it's also finals week. Welp, this could either be really good or really bad, let's goooooo!
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 11/05/2026
Two quizzes due by midnight, then it's officially finals week!
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 09/05/2026
So the email from my school said the Canvas issue is resolved, but they just forced me to change my pw upon logging in but.. still won't let me in. Guess it's still borked. #SWEstudent
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 09/05/2026
Not me terrified of hashmaps from what I've heard other students talk about, only to learn that they're basically just the Java equivalent of Swift dictionaries (at least at the level I'm dealing with for this class -- more advanced nuance likely deviates)
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 04/05/2026
TFW you ace two quizzes after getting a C on a test. Am I still having some inheritance issues? Sure. Thankfully, it's something that'll keep coming up and I'm gonna get it! Exceptions and GUI stuff are child's play in comparison!
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 25/04/2026
That moment when it finally clicks that I'm struggling so hard with references and inheritance in Java is because it's basically pointers from C++ all over again, which is something I only barely survived the first time. Well, fine. I have a core concept that needs more work. I can do this.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 21/04/2026
As an admitted Apple fanboy, I'm nervous about this new CEO, but cautiously optimistic. www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
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Tim Cook to become Apple Executive Chairman John Ternus to become Apple CEO
Apple announced Tim Cook will become executive chairman of Apple’s board of directors and John Ternus will become Apple’s next CEO.
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Laurens @laurenshof.online · 10/04/2026
When I wrote that atproto functions as a subculture I should’ve said that the main reason is that we do a weekly atproto naming discourse
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 26/03/2026
The weirdest thing... my Java grade has increased since we went from algorithms to OOP. I'm now actually up to an A, whereas I was sitting with a D for a while earlier in the semester I suppose that means I need to do more work on algorithms, but I already have a solid OOP foundation.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 24/03/2026
Excellent news in Swift *and* in real life, tbh.
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2600 - The Hacker Quarterly @2600.com · 24/03/2026
Less than an hour until HOPE tickets go on sale! store.2600.com/products/tic...
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TICKETS TO HOPE 26
Tickets to HOPE 26 go on sale Tuesday, March 24 at 12:00 noon EDT. We will see you then. HOPE 26 will be held from Friday, August 14th to Sunday, August 16th, 2026 Location: Check www.hope.net for an ...
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 24/03/2026
It looks like WWDC is the same weekend as my son's birthday, so I won't be able to make it in person this year. I really do hope to meet all of you one of these years, but my son's last birthday before becoming a teenager is kind of a big deal! WWDC will be back next year.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 23/03/2026
All that studying has PAID OFF -- made 97% on my first Java exam at JC, woot woot! I'm still struggling, but it seems enough of it is sticking. I may finally be able to pass that WGU exam in May!!!
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 16/03/2026
Why do so many sites *including banks, who should really know better* prefer SMS and/or email for 2-step verification instead of making people use actual 2FA, which is far more secure?
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 16/03/2026
Instructor requirements: "Talk about your code for at least 7 minutes." Me: "Here's a video of me talking about my code for half an hour, have fun!"
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 15/03/2026
Holy shit, I just made 100% on a Java quiz!! (Sure, it was multiple choice and thus impossible to miss a question by a typo, but still!) ... maybe I should take more of my quizzes first thing in the morning instead of at night when I'm tired. #SWEStudent
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