print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 19/06/2026It has come to my attention that, outside of the basic understanding of the concepts of set theory and Schrödinger's cat, if you're a quantum mechanics nerd, there are *a lot* of possible answers to this, and they're equally amusing if you understand them. 010
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 19/06/2026I'm doing math homework and just thought of an awful joke for my fellow nerds. I will not include the punchline because, frankly, it's funnier if you reach it yourself, and it's a pretty simple one. Q: "Does a set of all living cats contain Schrödinger's cat?" 211
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 19/06/2026I gotta say, learning sets in math is wayyyyy easier after already learning them in programming first. I have a scaffolding to which to attach the new information. 000
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 19/06/2026"The UNIX operating system is often referred to as the “grandfather” of all operating systems because it is over 40 years old" This explains all the AARP ads I've been getting lately. 000
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 19/06/2026“Just as the more command was named as a result of allowing more user functionality, the less command is named for doing more than the more command (remember that “less is more,” more or less).” ... I know my father didn't write this textbook, but I read that joke i his voice and it made me smile. 110
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 10/06/2026YAY! I finally have time to watch the State of the Union! #WWDC 110
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 10/06/2026A lot of exciting changes are coming down the pipeline!! #WWDC developer.apple.com/videos/play/...developer.apple.comWhat’s new in managing Apple devices - WWDC26 - Videos - Apple DeveloperDiscover the latest updates to declarative device management, Apple Business, and Apple School Manager. Explore how these advancements... 010
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026But… if you use Safari to vibe code extensions, you don’t get to play with Swift… 😢 000
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026Wait.. I liked writing apps to check websites for changes 😂 000
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026In unrelated news, I just canceled my Google Gemini subscription. 000
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026This makes sense, considering the part where they mentioned developing Siri AI in a close relationship with Google’s Gemini team. 110
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026The biggest announcement so far today. #WWDC www.theverge.com/tech/942416/...theverge.com 010
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026All of a sudden, people want location data added back to their photos lol 000
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026Ok, getting actual answers from Siri instead of “I can show you web results if you grab your phone” is pretty nice. 000
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026I was honestly shocked that mine didn’t 😂 Also, idk how but you’re about 30 seconds ahead of me 000
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026Taking a nap for the AI bit because I know everybody will be talking about it for months anyway. 200
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026This new parental controls API will be incredible.. if developers use it. Please use it! My kid isn’t allowed any games with chat features unless I can block chat and/or limit it to friends I pre-approve, for example. #WWDC 010
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026SCREEN TIME SCHEDULES! Now I can stop faking it with Focus filters lol 000
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026 Come on Craig, give me enough power to cancel my Bark subscription! #WWDC 300
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026Thank you iOS engineering team for letting me get another OS upgrade out of my son’s phone before having to get him another one!! #WWDC 010
Reposted by print("spazure 🩵")On a Third Photography @ianlewis.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026I’m definitely a make Liquid Glass more transparent guy 😂 #WWDC #WWDC26 #Apple #iOS #macOS 021
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026The hardest part is coming up with something that is likable by as many people as possible but also tolerable enough for the people who aren’t into it. They don’t want to play something so awful that people turn it off. 010
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026MacOS is gonna be GOLDEN GATE because as HUNTR/X has been saying all year… we’re gonna be, gonna be GOLDEN! #WWDC 010
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026Come on, you cowards, give us another cat release!!! #WWDC 110
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026The phrase “new Siri” has my attention. We’ll see what it delivers. #WWDC 000
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026So uh if you weren’t expecting #WWDC spam from me, you haven’t been paying attention. Comments about Craig’s hair in 5… 510
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 04/06/2026You know you're in the wrong department when nobody understands why you're excited about #WWDC This is the time of year that they give Swift new toys!! Of course I'm stoked!! 010
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 04/06/2026TFW you try to write Java but keep accidentally writing Swift and pissing off the compiler. As soon as I finish this WGU course, I can dive back into Swift full-time! I clearly have a preference! 010
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 19/05/2026Second interview next week, and since everybody applying for this position knows Python, and I'm given the opportunity to choose my language... I'm going to do it IN SWIFT. I'm back, my love. #SwiftLang (Chart courtesy of @wakatime.bsky.social) 020
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 16/05/2026I hate my brain sometimes. I can trace complicated inheritance relationships in Java with ease now, but I blanked on how to write a simple loop in Python for an interview yesterday. Sigh. In any case, FINALS WEEK. Last programming course of this degree!! HERE WE GO!!!! 000
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 12/05/2026Interview on Friday, and it's also finals week. Welp, this could either be really good or really bad, let's goooooo! 000
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 11/05/2026Two quizzes due by midnight, then it's officially finals week! 000
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 09/05/2026So the email from my school said the Canvas issue is resolved, but they just forced me to change my pw upon logging in but.. still won't let me in. Guess it's still borked. #SWEstudent 000
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 09/05/2026Not me terrified of hashmaps from what I've heard other students talk about, only to learn that they're basically just the Java equivalent of Swift dictionaries (at least at the level I'm dealing with for this class -- more advanced nuance likely deviates) 000
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 04/05/2026TFW you ace two quizzes after getting a C on a test. Am I still having some inheritance issues? Sure. Thankfully, it's something that'll keep coming up and I'm gonna get it! Exceptions and GUI stuff are child's play in comparison! 000
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 25/04/2026That moment when it finally clicks that I'm struggling so hard with references and inheritance in Java is because it's basically pointers from C++ all over again, which is something I only barely survived the first time. Well, fine. I have a core concept that needs more work. I can do this. 020
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 21/04/2026As an admitted Apple fanboy, I'm nervous about this new CEO, but cautiously optimistic. www.apple.com/newsroom/202...apple.comTim Cook to become Apple Executive Chairman John Ternus to become Apple CEOApple announced Tim Cook will become executive chairman of Apple’s board of directors and John Ternus will become Apple’s next CEO. 020
Reposted by print("spazure 🩵")Laurens @laurenshof.online · 10/04/2026When I wrote that atproto functions as a subculture I should’ve said that the main reason is that we do a weekly atproto naming discourse 51028
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 26/03/2026The weirdest thing... my Java grade has increased since we went from algorithms to OOP. I'm now actually up to an A, whereas I was sitting with a D for a while earlier in the semester I suppose that means I need to do more work on algorithms, but I already have a solid OOP foundation. 000
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 24/03/2026Excellent news in Swift *and* in real life, tbh. 010
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 24/03/2026It looks like WWDC is the same weekend as my son's birthday, so I won't be able to make it in person this year. I really do hope to meet all of you one of these years, but my son's last birthday before becoming a teenager is kind of a big deal! WWDC will be back next year. 010
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 23/03/2026All that studying has PAID OFF -- made 97% on my first Java exam at JC, woot woot! I'm still struggling, but it seems enough of it is sticking. I may finally be able to pass that WGU exam in May!!! 000
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 16/03/2026Why do so many sites *including banks, who should really know better* prefer SMS and/or email for 2-step verification instead of making people use actual 2FA, which is far more secure? 000
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 16/03/2026Instructor requirements: "Talk about your code for at least 7 minutes." Me: "Here's a video of me talking about my code for half an hour, have fun!" 000
print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 15/03/2026Holy shit, I just made 100% on a Java quiz!! (Sure, it was multiple choice and thus impossible to miss a question by a typo, but still!) ... maybe I should take more of my quizzes first thing in the morning instead of at night when I'm tired. #SWEStudent 001