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Software Engineering student, Full Stack Web Developer, and all-around tech nerd. I'm the kind of programmer that is constantly going "Hm, I wonder if I could just automate this" in my day-to-day life.

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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 17/07/2026
I have questions for this professor.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 19/06/2026
I'm doing math homework and just thought of an awful joke for my fellow nerds. I will not include the punchline because, frankly, it's funnier if you reach it yourself, and it's a pretty simple one. Q: "Does a set of all living cats contain Schrödinger's cat?"
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 19/06/2026
I gotta say, learning sets in math is wayyyyy easier after already learning them in programming first. I have a scaffolding to which to attach the new information.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 19/06/2026
“Just as the more command was named as a result of allowing more user functionality, the less command is named for doing more than the more command (remember that “less is more,” more or less).” ... I know my father didn't write this textbook, but I read that joke i his voice and it made me smile.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 10/06/2026
YAY! I finally have time to watch the State of the Union! #WWDC
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 10/06/2026
A lot of exciting changes are coming down the pipeline!! #WWDC developer.apple.com/videos/play/...
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What’s new in managing Apple devices - WWDC26 - Videos - Apple Developer
Discover the latest updates to declarative device management, Apple Business, and Apple School Manager. Explore how these advancements...
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
But… if you use Safari to vibe code extensions, you don’t get to play with Swift… 😢
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
Wait.. I liked writing apps to check websites for changes 😂
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
In unrelated news, I just canceled my Google Gemini subscription.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
The biggest announcement so far today. #WWDC www.theverge.com/tech/942416/...
theverge.com
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On a Third Photography @ianlewis.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
I’m definitely a make Liquid Glass more transparent guy 😂 #WWDC #WWDC26 #Apple #iOS #macOS
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/06/2026
So uh if you weren’t expecting #WWDC spam from me, you haven’t been paying attention. Comments about Craig’s hair in 5…
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 04/06/2026
You know you're in the wrong department when nobody understands why you're excited about #WWDC This is the time of year that they give Swift new toys!! Of course I'm stoked!!
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 04/06/2026
TFW you try to write Java but keep accidentally writing Swift and pissing off the compiler. As soon as I finish this WGU course, I can dive back into Swift full-time! I clearly have a preference!
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 19/05/2026
Second interview next week, and since everybody applying for this position knows Python, and I'm given the opportunity to choose my language... I'm going to do it IN SWIFT. I'm back, my love. #SwiftLang (Chart courtesy of @wakatime.bsky.social)
My coding stats, showing Swift as the most-used -- STILL!  (Java and Python are #2 and #3, respectively). source: wakatime.com
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 16/05/2026
I hate my brain sometimes. I can trace complicated inheritance relationships in Java with ease now, but I blanked on how to write a simple loop in Python for an interview yesterday. Sigh. In any case, FINALS WEEK. Last programming course of this degree!! HERE WE GO!!!!
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 12/05/2026
Interview on Friday, and it's also finals week. Welp, this could either be really good or really bad, let's goooooo!
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 11/05/2026
Two quizzes due by midnight, then it's officially finals week!
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 09/05/2026
So the email from my school said the Canvas issue is resolved, but they just forced me to change my pw upon logging in but.. still won't let me in. Guess it's still borked. #SWEstudent
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 09/05/2026
Not me terrified of hashmaps from what I've heard other students talk about, only to learn that they're basically just the Java equivalent of Swift dictionaries (at least at the level I'm dealing with for this class -- more advanced nuance likely deviates)
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 04/05/2026
TFW you ace two quizzes after getting a C on a test. Am I still having some inheritance issues? Sure. Thankfully, it's something that'll keep coming up and I'm gonna get it! Exceptions and GUI stuff are child's play in comparison!
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 25/04/2026
That moment when it finally clicks that I'm struggling so hard with references and inheritance in Java is because it's basically pointers from C++ all over again, which is something I only barely survived the first time. Well, fine. I have a core concept that needs more work. I can do this.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 21/04/2026
As an admitted Apple fanboy, I'm nervous about this new CEO, but cautiously optimistic. www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
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Tim Cook to become Apple Executive Chairman John Ternus to become Apple CEO
Apple announced Tim Cook will become executive chairman of Apple’s board of directors and John Ternus will become Apple’s next CEO.
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Laurens @laurenshof.online · 10/04/2026
When I wrote that atproto functions as a subculture I should’ve said that the main reason is that we do a weekly atproto naming discourse
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 26/03/2026
The weirdest thing... my Java grade has increased since we went from algorithms to OOP. I'm now actually up to an A, whereas I was sitting with a D for a while earlier in the semester I suppose that means I need to do more work on algorithms, but I already have a solid OOP foundation.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 24/03/2026
Excellent news in Swift *and* in real life, tbh.
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2600 - The Hacker Quarterly @2600.com · 24/03/2026
Less than an hour until HOPE tickets go on sale! store.2600.com/products/tic...
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TICKETS TO HOPE 26
Tickets to HOPE 26 go on sale Tuesday, March 24 at 12:00 noon EDT. We will see you then. HOPE 26 will be held from Friday, August 14th to Sunday, August 16th, 2026 Location: Check www.hope.net for an ...
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 24/03/2026
It looks like WWDC is the same weekend as my son's birthday, so I won't be able to make it in person this year. I really do hope to meet all of you one of these years, but my son's last birthday before becoming a teenager is kind of a big deal! WWDC will be back next year.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 23/03/2026
All that studying has PAID OFF -- made 97% on my first Java exam at JC, woot woot! I'm still struggling, but it seems enough of it is sticking. I may finally be able to pass that WGU exam in May!!!
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 16/03/2026
Why do so many sites *including banks, who should really know better* prefer SMS and/or email for 2-step verification instead of making people use actual 2FA, which is far more secure?
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 16/03/2026
Instructor requirements: "Talk about your code for at least 7 minutes." Me: "Here's a video of me talking about my code for half an hour, have fun!"
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 15/03/2026
Holy shit, I just made 100% on a Java quiz!! (Sure, it was multiple choice and thus impossible to miss a question by a typo, but still!) ... maybe I should take more of my quizzes first thing in the morning instead of at night when I'm tired. #SWEStudent
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 15/03/2026
Behind on Java due to some personal life issues this week, but I still have 14 hours to finish this assignment and turn it in. If I buckle down (and take breaks, when necessary, to avoid burnout), I can do this! Step 1) the quiz, hit it while my brain is fresh Step 2) finish the menu driven app
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 12/03/2026
15 minutes until I register for my VERY LAST COMMUNITY COLLEGE COURSES. After this summer, I'm 100% on my 4-year and beyond programs.
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Jacob Harris @jacobharr.is · 12/03/2026
There is something darkly comical about vibe coding forcing a bunch of engineers who likely derided engineering management now managing a corral of AI agents that basically act like a mix between Amelia Bedelia and the guy from Memento
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 12/03/2026
Six weeks into my Java course, I remember I had "Java" blocked in my preferences. Whooooops. So anyway, I can see other Java content now.
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R.U. Sirius @rusirius.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
arstechnica.com
14,000 routers are infected by malware that's highly resistant to takedowns
Most of the devices are made by Asus and are located in the US.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 12/03/2026
That awkward moment when you're watching a pre-recorded lecture, shout something at the screen, and the instructor responds. .... The only answer I have to this, other than "my computer is haunted," is that someone in class 5 years ago said the same thing but wasn't picked up by the mic.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 12/03/2026
That awkward moment when you're watching a TV show to relax, and your brain goes "actually, I'd rather be coding." So here I am, doing a Java lecture at 9:20am.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 02/03/2026
Wish I could get bonus points for taking this Java exam on my janky old MacBook, since my current MacBook is 30 minutes away and I had to finish it TODAY. but no, all the time getting this machine to work .. just ADHD tax.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 14/02/2026
TIL Bitmoji has started using AI. I may have to move away from Bitmoji. To be clear, I'm not against AI -- it'd be silly to be blanket against AI in this industry. I am, however, opposed to /generative/ AI built on the backs of stolen work from human artists. help.snapchat.com/hc/en-us/art...
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How do I style my Bitmoji from a photo with Lens+?
How do I take a photo and use it to style my Bitmoji?Lens+ subscribers can use a special AI Lens to style their Bitmoji based on a photo and place it in their Snap. Check for the ‘Snap the Look’ pr...
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 13/02/2026
Dear Java, Thanks to whoever added ArrayList. I'm regularly thinking in OOP anyway, so only being able to use objects is /not/ a deterrent. Love, Blue
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 11/02/2026
I'm on a suspiciously easy chapter in my Java course. Not sure if this means I finally have a grasp on the fundamentals, or if it's the calm before the truly difficult stuff shows up.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 08/02/2026
Zybooks is soooooooo slooooooooow todayyyyyyyyyy.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 07/02/2026
Heaven help me, I just signed up for a Coursera course to help me hone my attention to detail. I'm going to be so bored, BUT I need it. Strongly typed languages are very particular, and I need to be very exact if I want to code faster and with fewer mistakes.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 06/02/2026
Five more hours to find out if I got the position. *gnawing fingernails* Hard to focus on Java when I want to have a job writing Python on Monday *with every fiber of my being*
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 06/02/2026
It's a new day, time to grind code! Java homework due Sunday, so I'm going to shift back out of Python brain (less than 8 hours before I find out if I got that position!) and into Java brain!!
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 06/02/2026
I have been grinding code every day for a week. Exhausted after a coding interview today. Taking a break tonight to spend time with my kid, will be back at it with Java tomorrow.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 05/02/2026
It's always embarassing when I do a live coding assessment and remember that, yes, I can code... but I am painfully slow at it. Time will tell if it hindered me too much in this particular instance.
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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 04/02/2026
There are TOO MANY interview prep resources online for Python coding interviews. I'm about to just keep doing my WGU Python labs, though a lot of times those feel more like playing "guess the unit test" with Zybooks than actually solving a problem.
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