Reposted by Sophanti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 03/10/2026it must be october the way we’re locked in this cage 2221
Reposted by Sophanti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 02/10/2026trimming my bush before reading bad, depressing poetry at the open mic just in case 0231
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026*flashing badge to the bartender* Heard reports you're serving alcohol to age regressors here, you're aware that the legal drinking age is 21 years old and that you could lose your liquor licence over this, correct? 1143
Reposted by SophCaidyn @caidyn.net · 27/09/2026saw a dog with a stick so big in its mouth it couldnt fit through a doorway and thought "the dao speaks of this" 1184
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Currently going to be testing Pompous Battlemage but not crazy excited about it, red Marwyn is on the bench for if it underperforms 020
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I wanted some sort of equipment based valiant deck to come together so bad but it never did so I think its time. Emberheart Challenger gets to stay though because the base rate is good enough even if you only trigger valiant once every couple games 140
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Interrupting the judge announcements at prerelease to ask for a moment of silence for the fact that I'm cutting Heartfire Hero from my cube today 2120
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026On one hand pride events not scheduled in June are awesome because it means the weather isn't miserable, on the other hand dressing like a total slut when it's 70 degrees out and overcast feels kinda wrong 080
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Damn is one of my favorite designed cards ever printed, it's so hard for me to not snap pick "Wrath of God that technically has a second mode". Ouat, Venser and the lands probably come close in consideration though 010
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you're a doll on grindr with a good sense of style I probably won't try and hook up with you but I will absolutely ask where certain pieces of an outfit are from so I can hijack your style 060
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ahh okay my b then, I still don't think this one has them? I could be wrong though then 000
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Metal cards are only for Riot run Regional Qualifiers, so SCG events don't have them 110
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Having your therapists personal cell phone number is really nice for emergency situations, like needing to ask if you'd look good with a medusa piercing at 10pm 150
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026They didn't have a full length mirror so you have to imagine me wearing cowgirl boots in this (6'4" in boots btw) 130
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Local futch STUNS wedding guests by showing up dressed as BEAUTIFUL femme 190
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I may not lift more than the random dudes at my gym but at least I'm hitting deeper than 90 degrees on my squats unlike every gym bro ever 030
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The most compelling case for polyamory I've found so far is being in my girlfriend's steam family so I can play their partners copy of Star Wars Zero Company 060
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Instead of spinning around on your vertical axis try spinning on your horizontal axis by doing a backflip 140
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Life hack - if you forget to take your meds for a few days you build up a reserve of executive function that will be unlocked the next day that you remember to take them 040
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Reading about DIY home improvement stuff and reading the words "pilot hole" and thinking about mechsploitation so hard I pass out 1121
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Showing my bottom surgeon the planussy genesis "do you think you can make it put a land onto the battlefield" 071
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I mean I'm still pretentious about how I curate my apartment but at least I have art hanging on the walls now 050
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I used to think I had this like minimalist interior design aesthetic and it turns out I actually just depressed and pretentious, decorating your space rocks and I want every inch of where I live to feel like me 150
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Being maximalist is cool as hell actually when the shit you got doesn't suck 171
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026This is the tax I pay for being Gods most beautiful perfect transsexual angel 140
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Finding out I look good blonde is such bullshit the fuck you mean I have to spend $300 every 3 months now to keep this shit up 160
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026If anyone opens one and want to send it to me so I can get it altered where he's wearing a pup mask my DMs are open 010
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Just found out about the Nasus overnumbered legend, I think I might explode 130
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Don't worry they printed Illaoi in this set too, we're all going to be eating good 110
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026If you saw me delete this and repost it that would be because I got so unfathomably horny I couldn't even remember what character the card was of. I do not apologize and it will happen again 060
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I really hope Shen isn't good because if somebody plays the overnumbered legend against me I'm about get an unsportsmanlike for licking his armpit 320
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Thank youuu we don't draft it as often as we used to because I've built other cubes since then but this one was the first one I built! 020
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I don't love that it was published with a break after every line (not really upset about that, it's just not how I intended it to be read), so I made the alt text version of the poem include the stanzas as I wrote them if you're curious 010
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I'm a little bit late on this, but a poem I wrote over the winter was published in a local zine recently 🥲 incredibly cool to own a physical copy of something I wrote alongside work from a bunch of other poets who have inspired me to write 151
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026After one day of playing Champions my only thought about getting back into VGC is that Incineroar and Sneasler are the most annoying straight t4t couple you've ever met, and we've all met them before 163
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I thought I lost g2 cause opp blighted their Requiting Hex for 2 life but I found the line to win with exactsies this morning in the shower don't worry 😭 070
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026🌳☠️☠️ vs scam??? Weird elementals list, didn't see sunderflock in g1 or g2 so I didn't play around it in g3 and got crazy punished, at least I am free 010
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026🌳🌳 vs doomsday, opp tapped out to black sun but didn't have enough mana to kill the harmonizer on board so I played the second harmonizer, fable passage, attack for one gorillion 130
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026This is an lcq thread now (woman who won r1 of her 2nd lcq vs lessons 🌳🌳) 160
Reposted by SophNYC underscore MTG (Chris) || 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @nyc-mtg.com · 26/05/2026zach hill one of the few cis dudes who makes trans woman music 141
Reposted by SophFear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 22/05/2026mtggoldfish should have a missed connections section. where r u mtgo user ThatDogGirl 1101
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026That is why The sage handles meta shifts through non-doing And practices teching by not pivoting They let all metas shift but do not adjust Lets them develop but do not change their sideboard 050
