Reposted by Sophanti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 03/10/2026it must be october the way we’re locked in this cage 2221
Reposted by Sophanti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 02/10/2026trimming my bush before reading bad, depressing poetry at the open mic just in case 0221
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026*flashing badge to the bartender* Heard reports you're serving alcohol to age regressors here, you're aware that the legal drinking age is 21 years old and that you could lose your liquor licence over this, correct? 1143
Reposted by SophCaidyn @caidyn.net · 27/09/2026saw a dog with a stick so big in its mouth it couldnt fit through a doorway and thought "the dao speaks of this" 1184
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Interrupting the judge announcements at prerelease to ask for a moment of silence for the fact that I'm cutting Heartfire Hero from my cube today 2120
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026On one hand pride events not scheduled in June are awesome because it means the weather isn't miserable, on the other hand dressing like a total slut when it's 70 degrees out and overcast feels kinda wrong 080
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you're a doll on grindr with a good sense of style I probably won't try and hook up with you but I will absolutely ask where certain pieces of an outfit are from so I can hijack your style 060
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Having your therapists personal cell phone number is really nice for emergency situations, like needing to ask if you'd look good with a medusa piercing at 10pm 150
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Local futch STUNS wedding guests by showing up dressed as BEAUTIFUL femme 190
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I may not lift more than the random dudes at my gym but at least I'm hitting deeper than 90 degrees on my squats unlike every gym bro ever 030
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The most compelling case for polyamory I've found so far is being in my girlfriend's steam family so I can play their partners copy of Star Wars Zero Company 060
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Life hack - if you forget to take your meds for a few days you build up a reserve of executive function that will be unlocked the next day that you remember to take them 040
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Reading about DIY home improvement stuff and reading the words "pilot hole" and thinking about mechsploitation so hard I pass out 1121
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Being maximalist is cool as hell actually when the shit you got doesn't suck 171
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Finding out I look good blonde is such bullshit the fuck you mean I have to spend $300 every 3 months now to keep this shit up 160
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Just found out about the Nasus overnumbered legend, I think I might explode 130
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I really hope Shen isn't good because if somebody plays the overnumbered legend against me I'm about get an unsportsmanlike for licking his armpit 320
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I'm a little bit late on this, but a poem I wrote over the winter was published in a local zine recently 🥲 incredibly cool to own a physical copy of something I wrote alongside work from a bunch of other poets who have inspired me to write 151
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026After one day of playing Champions my only thought about getting back into VGC is that Incineroar and Sneasler are the most annoying straight t4t couple you've ever met, and we've all met them before 163
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I thought I lost g2 cause opp blighted their Requiting Hex for 2 life but I found the line to win with exactsies this morning in the shower don't worry 😭 070
Reposted by SophNYC underscore MTG (Chris) || 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @nyc-mtg.com · 26/05/2026zach hill one of the few cis dudes who makes trans woman music 141
Reposted by SophFear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 22/05/2026mtggoldfish should have a missed connections section. where r u mtgo user ThatDogGirl 1101
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I was going to play Landfall in DC regardless of if it was good or not, and now it's good. This too is the eternal Dao 1111
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 01/05/2026The drive back from the kolache place a few neighborhoods over is also exactly how long it takes me to eat six egg and cheese kolaches, coincidence??? 250
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Listening to KNEECAP is constantly not understanding any of the words then suddenly hearing "America" and it's like "Hmm... I'm not sure what they said but I don't think they're very big fans of this place." 040
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Overheard @puppydoggaming.bsky.social from across the room narrating it's plays in a limited match cast a 2/1 with flash and saying "She Am on my Bush til I Vip Her" to nobody in particular 2131
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Alright I did this, if we're mutuals and you wanna follow feel free to dm 150
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 02/04/2026If I made a second account that I only gave out to mutuals who dm'd me for it can we collectively agree to pretend it's private and not reskeet from it until they finally add privs, please don't make me go back to twitter for this 060
Reposted by Sophanti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 21/03/2026showing him why he’s lucky he’s a card 1271
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026I'm glad Timmy didn't get Best Actor not because he didn't deserve it but because I enjoy watching twinks suffer 121
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Thinking about becoming the type of bitch who makes my bed every morning 140
Reposted by SophBearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 14/03/2026put a white boy onto wilco got him drinking outta mason jars 47915
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 10/03/2026No disrespect to Mary Oliver about that whole Wild Geese shit but you actually do have to be good 010
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I'm addicted to casting Lightning Helix pt 2, a Super Sunday 🧵 130
Reposted by Sophrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/05/2025huge news gang. i found a way out that isn’t through. wish me luck (i return 5 months later covered in infected scratch marks with half my hair torn out) ok so you’re not gonna believe this 146133
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I would win the Jeskai mirror in two games. Shiko resolves. They feel like they're drowning. Flipped Gwen out of the graveyard of course they can't counter it. Jeskai Revelation sucks kill yourself. And Aang transforms. You're dead for day two. You've been dead for day two since you were born. 0121
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Evil Instagram reels, be a dear and look up renter unfriendly hacks for me, will you 040
Reposted by Sophanti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 26/01/2026locked in pro tour at 11-3-1 :) 7496
Reposted by SophPhil Nguyen @mtgbanding.com · 01/01/2026I asked the menswear guy what the ideal outfit for a magic tournament was. time for us all to step up our game 331259297
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 26/12/2025This website is so useless without locked accounts or at the very least circles but I'd rather die than go back to twitter so we suffer I guess 270
Soph @soaphie.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Muttering "this shit ain't nothing to me man" like Dracula Flow under my breath until I can manifest this shit actually meaning nothing to me 060
