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@snowyjay.bsky.social
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tv critic. taker of bad selfies and writer of terrible jokes. PNW. he/him. 🌈 subscribe, if you wish: snowwatch.beehiiv.com

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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 32m
arms are finally getting bigger
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
why am I suddenly being bombarded with ads for sea moss products
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hi
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
god i hope this new therapist and i click because this will be my third one this year (i just didn't like how the others worked) and i'm tired
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
personal trainers should be called cake-up artists
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
should I be messy and reveal the gay man who unfollowed me on IG after viewing my story about today's canceled date
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i've typed and deleted so many potential (depressing) posts in the last few minutes and the only conclusion to be drawn from that is i desperately need to find a good therapist
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the representative while putting my new name in the system: oooooooh, nice name
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
unsurprisingly, at least from what I've been told by my brother's girlfriend, they continue to fail to take responsibility, shifting all of the blame to anyone else they can. so doubly validating and cementing I made the right call (not that I doubted it to begin with).
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
found out today that since I went no contact with my parents at the end of July, my older brother got into a fight with them—surprisingly defending me and backing me up—and also cut them off, blocking their numbers and not allowing them to see their grandchildren. and the validation is delightful 😇
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's fucking exhausting not being able to trust your own eyes/judgment when looking at your own body — whether it's positive or negative
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
then enjoy and i'll surely post more 😅 (i do fairly often over on IG on CF)
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my biggest turn-on is when a guy matches with you (after you liked his profile first) and then says nothing
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sorry for the pic that some of you won't want to see, but i've been locked in on my workouts lately and feeling a little proud of my progress
mirror selfie in 2" black briefs only
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nah, definitely you
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you're so pretty 🫠
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i mean, if you're serious (for a different night), i live only about an hour away from Seattle lol
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
delete later but i'm so pathetic that i would consider paying someone to invite me to and include me in a game night or something because i'm so excruciatingly lonely
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Milhouse Van Houten Playing Frisbee Alone
ALT: Milhouse Van Houten Playing Frisbee Alone
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't "slide" into DMs. I crash and burn
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(not complaining) i've been slowly losing a little weight but my shorts are getting tighter 😀
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i already feel my will to live diminishing
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
couldn't think of a fully fleshed out pilot idea to save my life throughout my twenties, but had an idea on my birthday on Tuesday and now already have almost a full outline completed 😇
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🥰
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
should I say thank you, you're welcome, or I'm sorry? all three? 😉
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
thank you everyone 🥰🥹
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i get extremely self-conscious way too often
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i'm not funny enough
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
matched with the most beautiful man on Hinge. keep me in your thoughts and prayers
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Katniss Everdeen's Iconic Three Finger Salute
ALT: Katniss Everdeen's Iconic Three Finger Salute
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
love when you're talking to a guy and it's going we—BLOCKED
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
never liked Ed Sheeran. now i have a reason
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sunday 🙃
selfie in my dirty mirror after stretching out on my light blue mat
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i need to get my hands on that apple pie wine from Trader Joe's
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
god i would love to exist in the universe that Apple TV's Dark Matter has introduced where computers and cell phones don't exist
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i'm going to need Nintendo to remake Majora's Mask (the better game) too
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
stepped out of my comfort zone and went to a little writing group tonight 😅
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🥰
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i think the last time i was excited for my birthday was when i turned 6
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Squidward Not Impressed Reaction
ALT: Squidward Not Impressed Reaction
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
god, me too
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
after all the work to switch everything over is done, i am so excited to never have to hear my old legal name again
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
there's just something about a man with a bleached blonde buzz cut 🫦
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
logging into Bluesky
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Anton Evans Issa
ALT: Anton Evans Issa
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
can we bring The CW back already
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
been lacking inspiration with the state of, well, everything, but i think i need to start up my newsletter with TV reviews again
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ever since I decided to cut my parents out of my life, people have started making conversation with me (IRL) more... i wonder if my energy shifted or if it's just that my RBF lightened up
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
gay guy haircut day feat. side profile 💇‍♂️
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
you're also soo pretty
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