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@snowyjay.bsky.social
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tv critic. taker of bad selfies and writer of terrible jokes. PNW. he/him. 🌈 subscribe, if you wish: snowwatch.beehiiv.com

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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 3h
found out today that since I went no contact with my parents at the end of July, my older brother got into a fight with them—surprisingly defending me and backing me up—and also cut them off, blocking their numbers and not allowing them to see their grandchildren. and the validation is delightful 😇
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
had a stress dream that i was suddenly left in charge of SNL for one episode only 24 hours before it was to air and had to prepare all of the material myself
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's fucking exhausting not being able to trust your own eyes/judgment when looking at your own body — whether it's positive or negative
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
asking for help is a humiliation ritual
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sorry but i hope i never have to hear the song "Cleveland!" ever again
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my biggest turn-on is when a guy matches with you (after you liked his profile first) and then says nothing
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sorry for the pic that some of you won't want to see, but i've been locked in on my workouts lately and feeling a little proud of my progress
mirror selfie in 2" black briefs only
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
delete later but i'm so pathetic that i would consider paying someone to invite me to and include me in a game night or something because i'm so excruciatingly lonely
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Milhouse Van Houten Playing Frisbee Alone
ALT: Milhouse Van Houten Playing Frisbee Alone
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't "slide" into DMs. I crash and burn
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(not complaining) i've been slowly losing a little weight but my shorts are getting tighter 😀
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
couldn't think of a fully fleshed out pilot idea to save my life throughout my twenties, but had an idea on my birthday on Tuesday and now already have almost a full outline completed 😇
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i get extremely self-conscious way too often
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
matched with the most beautiful man on Hinge. keep me in your thoughts and prayers
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Katniss Everdeen's Iconic Three Finger Salute
ALT: Katniss Everdeen's Iconic Three Finger Salute
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
love when you're talking to a guy and it's going we—BLOCKED
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
never liked Ed Sheeran. now i have a reason
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sunday 🙃
selfie in my dirty mirror after stretching out on my light blue mat
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i need to get my hands on that apple pie wine from Trader Joe's
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
god i would love to exist in the universe that Apple TV's Dark Matter has introduced where computers and cell phones don't exist
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i'm going to need Nintendo to remake Majora's Mask (the better game) too
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
stepped out of my comfort zone and went to a little writing group tonight 😅
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i think the last time i was excited for my birthday was when i turned 6
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Squidward Not Impressed Reaction
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
after all the work to switch everything over is done, i am so excited to never have to hear my old legal name again
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
there's just something about a man with a bleached blonde buzz cut 🫦
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
logging into Bluesky
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Anton Evans Issa
ALT: Anton Evans Issa
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
can we bring The CW back already
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
been lacking inspiration with the state of, well, everything, but i think i need to start up my newsletter with TV reviews again
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ever since I decided to cut my parents out of my life, people have started making conversation with me (IRL) more... i wonder if my energy shifted or if it's just that my RBF lightened up
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
gay guy haircut day feat. side profile 💇‍♂️
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
had an interaction today that was so perfectly timed it feels like divine support from the universe of my decision to do this
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i've already watched season 2 of Adults three times... the raccoon episode is maybe one of the best episodes of television ever created
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
issa in adults season 2 episode 4 saying "billie, I'm the raccoon"
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
no one loves the show Revenge like i do
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
y'all mind if i post (and delete) another one?
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
my name is officially changed 🥳
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Ross Johnson @rosserford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We’re going to hear about how everyone loved Dolly, and that feels true. But it’s good to remember, and to her credit, that she was attacked for her AIDS activism, her vaccine advocacy, her LGBTQ+ support and even, more recently, for her reading initiatives. She ALWAYS stood firm when it mattered.
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
hinge: we're sending you an email because you finally got a match, you fucking loser
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the grim reaper better stay tf away from Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
sunday...
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i forgot just how good Ali Larter is in Heroes
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
☀️✌️
me sitting in my car with the sun on my face, sunglasses on my head, in little green shorts that are riding up my thighs and a silver tee
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
really starting to see the appeal of buying an old iPod or something so i can leave my phone at home more
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🍒
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I've always been such a huge fan of Hayden Panettiere and her work. This is so sad.
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
finally watched The Fantastic Four: First Steps and absolutely LOVED it. so good. and Sue Storm really is that bitch!
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
what could I have possibly been working out in last night's dream where the Safeway parking lot was filled with cars exactly like mine so I couldn't find my own after searching for hours and then I randomly starting riding a horse around the suddenly empty lot
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snow. ◡̈ @snowyjay.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
new jeans so i'm basically a new person ✨
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