Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 2hWe used to have 2 or 3 frosts a year on the Sunshine Coast in the 1970s but they haven't had any here for a decade or two. 010
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 2hYou go girl! Just run at your own pace and completing will feel like a great achievement. 000
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 3hWhile he is showing a basic concept of evolution, I still wouldn't let the hoofwanking bundlecunt operate a can opener let alone a country. 000
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 3hThe bubonic plague has never gone completely away, there are a few cases every year. We do know, however, how to treat and contain it. 000
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 9hI already thought that Paxton was a loathsome individual. 000
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 19hAfter all of the inland rain, they should have a good year. 010
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 21hYou can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away! 110
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 21hKings birthday long weekend here. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. 110
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 21hMy wife does this ro me at least three times a week. 040
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 22hTo tell the truth, I would prefer a door slams shut behind him and the key dropped into the sun. Still, I'll take what ever we get. 000
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I hate it when the smoke alarm comments on my cooking. 020
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Bribe or a promise of a bribe. There is a difference. 000
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026For the first time ever I used Bunnings delivery and rather than use their truck they used Uber! Man, delivery was fast and it was a good customer experience. 000
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Rather than doing that when buying diesel, I've gone out and purchased an EV. And I expect the rooftop solar to supply most of the, um, go juice! 000
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comLaughing MuttleyALT: Laughing Muttley 110
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comYummy Yum Yum GoatALT: Yummy Yum Yum Goat 000
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comKramer Says That's True (Seinfeld)ALT: Kramer Says That's True (Seinfeld) 020
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Keep these Schmitty memes coming, I love them. 010
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Equip with hob-nailed boots and extra testosterone injections and they would be perfect for mine clearance. 000
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Very good point! Get out and vote but do it safely. 021
Reposted by Snake Man MarkThe Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Accurate as fuck. 803837759
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Is this supposed to BEE funny? 😁static.klipy.comCartoon Bee Close-UpALT: Cartoon Bee Close-Up 010
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Crocodiles are only a hundred kilometres and a couple of rivers north of us and we are having record water temperatures. It's only a matter of time. 000
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My wife is a pedantic cardiac nurse. It takes a lot out of you. 000
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He is claiming that he never sleeps. No lie is too blatant or ridiculous. 020
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Giving some of the regular free loaders breaky 132
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The stunning new KGM Musso that I should have picked up two weeks ago. Unfortunately the novated leasing has hit a speed bump and it may take a while to resolve. Also there is a problem with the number of airbags, there is only 6 instead of eight. I'm not certain how this will affect the car. 010
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comToo Funny: Woman Spills Drink LaughingALT: Too Funny: Woman Spills Drink Laughing 111
Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Max Headroom. I remember when he was state of the art and he was great. Now get off my lawn, I have a cloud to yell at! 010
Reposted by Snake Man MarkJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026thank you for reposting me. quick question: what's wrong with you 4844274