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Snake Man Mark

@snakemanmark.bsky.social
1.7K followers 413 following 9.9K posts

Professional snake removalist, Bass player, Married to a scary PICU nurse, Owned by two dogs, Living a three story hovel with pacific views in sub tropical Australia. And if it isn't science then it's a scam, superstition or, rarely, humour.

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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 2h
KGM Musso ev has knobs and a small built in screen
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 2h
We used to have 2 or 3 frosts a year on the Sunshine Coast in the 1970s but they haven't had any here for a decade or two.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 2h
You go girl! Just run at your own pace and completing will feel like a great achievement.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 2h
Your Mommy has a very cute daughter. 😁
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 3h
While he is showing a basic concept of evolution, I still wouldn't let the hoofwanking bundlecunt operate a can opener let alone a country.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 3h
The bubonic plague has never gone completely away, there are a few cases every year. We do know, however, how to treat and contain it.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 5h
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 9h
I already thought that Paxton was a loathsome individual.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 19h
After all of the inland rain, they should have a good year.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 21h
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 21h
Kings birthday long weekend here. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 21h
My wife does this ro me at least three times a week.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 22h
Looking into your near future, I see ... 😁
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 22h
To tell the truth, I would prefer a door slams shut behind him and the key dropped into the sun. Still, I'll take what ever we get.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 22h
Looks like he needs more testosterone.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hate it when the smoke alarm comments on my cooking.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WARNING - May amputate fingers.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Disassembled works for me.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bribe or a promise of a bribe. There is a difference.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For the first time ever I used Bunnings delivery and rather than use their truck they used Uber! Man, delivery was fast and it was a good customer experience.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rather than doing that when buying diesel, I've gone out and purchased an EV. And I expect the rooftop solar to supply most of the, um, go juice!
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Laughing Muttley
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Yummy Yum Yum Goat
ALT: Yummy Yum Yum Goat
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Kramer Says That's True (Seinfeld)
ALT: Kramer Says That's True (Seinfeld)
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Keep these Schmitty memes coming, I love them.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Equip with hob-nailed boots and extra testosterone injections and they would be perfect for mine clearance.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Very good point! Get out and vote but do it safely.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
skyepolk   My summer hobbies: air conditioning
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Accurate as fuck.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is this supposed to BEE funny? 😁
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Cartoon Bee Close-Up
ALT: Cartoon Bee Close-Up
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Crocodiles are only a hundred kilometres and a couple of rivers north of us and we are having record water temperatures. It's only a matter of time.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My wife is a pedantic cardiac nurse. It takes a lot out of you.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He is claiming that he never sleeps. No lie is too blatant or ridiculous.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Giving some of the regular free loaders breaky
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The stunning new KGM Musso that I should have picked up two weeks ago. Unfortunately the novated leasing has hit a speed bump and it may take a while to resolve. Also there is a problem with the number of airbags, there is only 6 instead of eight. I'm not certain how this will affect the car.
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Too Funny: Woman Spills Drink Laughing
ALT: Too Funny: Woman Spills Drink Laughing
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Max Headroom. I remember when he was state of the art and he was great. Now get off my lawn, I have a cloud to yell at!
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thank you for reposting me. quick question: what's wrong with you
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time to sell!
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