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Lmao he has to be! Everyone in my family is full of weird behaviors and quirks (some more tolerable than others) but some of this stuff i just do NOT understand lol

I go to grab them to process the return and my dad has opened the second box (in the taped set) as well as took them out of the larger box and threw the big box away. WHY DID HE DO ANY OF THAT!? But he can't manage to clean the fucking kitchen

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I ordered a 2 pack of necklace busts & they came in 2 separate boxes(taped together) inside a larger box. I opened 1 & looked at it & knew i needed to return them so I put the taped boxes back in the larger box

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Idk how he manages it but the only time my dad thinks he's doing something and being "helpful" he's actually just causing an issue or causing me more work

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RIIIIGHT!?!? The screen on the outside isn't damaged and nothing hit it from the inside...and I feel like if it was a pressure crack from the walls shifting- both of the windows would be broken? Its in a south facing corner that gets REALLY hot from the driveway so that's my bet but otherwise 🤷🏻‍♀️

🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

One of our windows spontaneously shattered! My best guess is maybe heat over time but this is so wild

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I put up a weekly whiteboard calendar so that we all know what's going on (me, my bf, & my dad) and STILL my dad has no fuckin clue what we're doing day to day and it drives me nuts. Idk how my mom stayed married to him, he's clueless

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That's actually completely bonkers. I don't understand how any of these places think they should be entitled to any of our revenue. Especially after paying a booth fee 🫩

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just checked a vendor application for a 2 night event. They want $250 deposit plus THIRTY percent of your revenue 🤢

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My bf takes his car to carothers in hillsboro for everything and he hasn't had a complaint about them yet as far as I know. And we're broke so they can't be tooooo expensive lol

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

These gd fuckin mormons better stop coming to my house I swear to all the gods. And beyond that I need my bf and dad to grow a back bone and learn how to he mean to them cause they're the only reason they keep coming back

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I know someone that always has something bad or crazy happening to them and I know them well and honestly, they're just kinda stupid and have a shit personality and they don't realize that all of those things are very interconnected

🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Today I discovered two of my dogs teeth are chipped and then I went to put waterproofing on our tent and in the 1 hour it was sitting to dry the wind knocked over and ruined the canopy for it Happy full moon y'all

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My candy cane zinnias are finally opening 😅🥰

🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I saw someone say that men should start their life out in jail and earn their way out into the world and 10 years ago I thought that was insane. Now?...they might have been onto something

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Found out a local dive bar does $2 white people tacos and $5 margaritas on Tuesdays. We went last night and hooooo boy! I think we found our Tuesday haunt! $30 for 10 tacos and 2 margaritas for 2 people AND I didn't have to cook or clean up!? Im in!

I have another three ready to find their place in this world! The haunted house & astronaut bags are 100% cotton inner & outer and the snail babe is 100% cotton outer with a suede interior All $20 +shipping 🥰

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It's definitely in the wall or under the house based on where the strongest smell is & where my dog keeps trying to dig. I'm gonna check the attic to be double sure but my dad never sealed off the crawlspace after the last time this happened

It's either in the walls or under the house but it's genuinely our ENTIRE house that smells. Last time this happened I sent my bf under the house to look for it but couldn't find anything. He's under there now again but I'm baffled how its permeated every square inch

And of course, once again, this is my dads fault because he didn't take care of what he needed to take care of and now he's gone on vacation and I'm stuck dealing with this. It's genuinely our whole house. Both bathrooms. All the bedrooms. Everything. Not 1 square inch is safe and im losing it

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My entire house smells like a hundred animals died under it and this is genuinely psychological warfare. It's been 3 days (it's way worse today) and I'm SOBBING begging someone to find it. I can't eat, I can't sleep, i can't shower, brush my teeth...fucking NOTHING without the reek of death

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Also, they were selling it by the ear 3 for $1. You know I got me six!

🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I ran into my Mexican BFFs cousin and her family at the local corn roast today; they brought their own cheese, mayo, & tajin and if that's not the most genius move ever idk what is. I actually expected there to be an add on option for that but they just had buttered or plain. Next year!

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I have two new creepy crawly bags ready to find new homes in time for halloween! $20 +shipping 🕸 🐍

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

One thing I'm gonna do is serve face

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I had to lower my bed today because even though he's just a 7 year old puppy my baby Luigi has been having a hard time getting up and down. Last night was particularly heartbreaking and I'm entirely unable to keep it together now

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Yess, you get it! I always do seasonal stuff but I try to make 1 or 2 things I can work into the regular rotation too! Here's the other spooky bookmark I cooked up to hopefully keep as a spooky offering 👻

You know what....you might be on to something! Thank you! I think im gonna have to experiment 😈 i have a mod podge spray acrylic sealant that actually holds glitter down pretty well! I'll just have to see if my cardstock can tolerate it without curling

*put* not out. Thanks a lot autocorrect

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Is this too generic looking for a halloween bookmark? I keep going back and forth on whether or not I actually like it. I'd probably out some sort of holographic laminate over it- stars most likely

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Thank you, it's more of a death by a thousand paper cuts kind of a thing. Everywhere I turn there's a man. Doing some stupid man thing. Lol

Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

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The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.

Two cats on a platformed tower. One is on the lower level, head hidden behind the middle section. The second is on the top tier with only their head showing.

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I just really need them to start using their brain matter. I'm SO sick of stupid men and it's genuinely starting to affect my daily happiness and that makes me even angrier lol

100%! I'm just so sick of having to cater in any way to their stupidity. Get more brains or leave the planet please 🙏🏻🙂

And now it's sexual assault to wear makeup and hook up with someone. I fucking can't man. Lock them all up. I'm done

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This Lindsay clancy case is so fucking bad bro. All the men are going full misogyny because women have the nerve to point out inconsistencies in a poorly done investigation so now they claim since we "support" her they have the right to rape because it's "caused by testosterone". I fucking hate men.

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Haha that's so true but for some reason I love it! I'd rather live like that all day every day than have zoochosis in my enclosure lol

🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Oh we have mold in places I'm sure but I really think I'm just built more for outside/nature living lol i get so wore out while camping and absolutely love sleeping in fresh air and end up sleeping like a rock 😆

🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I've discovered via my fitbit that apparently I get better sleep while camping than I ever do in my own bed. Which makes me think my obsession with having a sleeping porch might be rooted in something real 🤔

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Every camp trip I've taken this summer has ended in rain. How do I manage this???

🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I just had these 3 little cuties hanging out with me for a bit

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Can I offer you a duck in these trying times?

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Dysautonomia is so stupid cause why am I laying here feeling like I'm gonna fall dead asleep with the exception of my heart rate being 115

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Oh diss him all you want because that's exactly what it is lmao but for the first time in his life he met his match in me and I won't let him. *especially* if it means I have to do 3x the work for nothing. Absolutely not. And if I have to, I'll call him stupid to his dumb face lmao

🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I sure hope not since it's only an hour and a half drive lol My guess is that it's because we're unsure if we'll all fit in one site but there's SO many sites open and I already told him we would just get our own if we don't fit. He's always like this and it drives me up a wall 🙄