iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 3h

I get reoccurring strep throat infections that always test neg for strep A so they either culture it or just give me antibiotics...so I send a message to my doctors office to see if I can just get antibiotics because I KNOW WHEN I HAVE STREP. No. And no appointments available. Guess Ill just die

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

2 days vending at a super small indie music fest at the coast and made about $400 after the $50 vending fee, not too shabby! All the other vendors were complaining that they weren't doing well but 💁🏻‍♀️ it seemed fine to me!

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Idk how he manages it but the only time my dad thinks he's doing something and being "helpful" he's actually just causing an issue or causing me more work

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

One of our windows spontaneously shattered! My best guess is maybe heat over time but this is so wild

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I put up a weekly whiteboard calendar so that we all know what's going on (me, my bf, & my dad) and STILL my dad has no fuckin clue what we're doing day to day and it drives me nuts. Idk how my mom stayed married to him, he's clueless

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just checked a vendor application for a 2 night event. They want $250 deposit plus THIRTY percent of your revenue 🤢

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

These gd fuckin mormons better stop coming to my house I swear to all the gods. And beyond that I need my bf and dad to grow a back bone and learn how to he mean to them cause they're the only reason they keep coming back

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I know someone that always has something bad or crazy happening to them and I know them well and honestly, they're just kinda stupid and have a shit personality and they don't realize that all of those things are very interconnected

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Today I discovered two of my dogs teeth are chipped and then I went to put waterproofing on our tent and in the 1 hour it was sitting to dry the wind knocked over and ruined the canopy for it Happy full moon y'all

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My candy cane zinnias are finally opening 😅🥰

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Found out a local dive bar does $2 white people tacos and $5 margaritas on Tuesdays. We went last night and hooooo boy! I think we found our Tuesday haunt! $30 for 10 tacos and 2 margaritas for 2 people AND I didn't have to cook or clean up!? Im in!

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I have another three ready to find their place in this world! The haunted house & astronaut bags are 100% cotton inner & outer and the snail babe is 100% cotton outer with a suede interior All $20 +shipping 🥰

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My entire house smells like a hundred animals died under it and this is genuinely psychological warfare. It's been 3 days (it's way worse today) and I'm SOBBING begging someone to find it. I can't eat, I can't sleep, i can't shower, brush my teeth...fucking NOTHING without the reek of death

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Also, they were selling it by the ear 3 for $1. You know I got me six!

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I ran into my Mexican BFFs cousin and her family at the local corn roast today; they brought their own cheese, mayo, & tajin and if that's not the most genius move ever idk what is. I actually expected there to be an add on option for that but they just had buttered or plain. Next year!

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I have two new creepy crawly bags ready to find new homes in time for halloween! $20 +shipping 🕸 🐍

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

One thing I'm gonna do is serve face

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I had to lower my bed today because even though he's just a 7 year old puppy my baby Luigi has been having a hard time getting up and down. Last night was particularly heartbreaking and I'm entirely unable to keep it together now

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Is this too generic looking for a halloween bookmark? I keep going back and forth on whether or not I actually like it. I'd probably out some sort of holographic laminate over it- stars most likely

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.

Two cats on a platformed tower. One is on the lower level, head hidden behind the middle section. The second is on the top tier with only their head showing.

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

And now it's sexual assault to wear makeup and hook up with someone. I fucking can't man. Lock them all up. I'm done

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This Lindsay clancy case is so fucking bad bro. All the men are going full misogyny because women have the nerve to point out inconsistencies in a poorly done investigation so now they claim since we "support" her they have the right to rape because it's "caused by testosterone". I fucking hate men.

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I've discovered via my fitbit that apparently I get better sleep while camping than I ever do in my own bed. Which makes me think my obsession with having a sleeping porch might be rooted in something real 🤔

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Every camp trip I've taken this summer has ended in rain. How do I manage this???

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Can I offer you a duck in these trying times?

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Dysautonomia is so stupid cause why am I laying here feeling like I'm gonna fall dead asleep with the exception of my heart rate being 115

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Going camping with my uncle and he had "a good idea". He wants us to meet at his house (st helens) with all of our stuff & move it into his RV and then we all drive together. He wants me to tetris our car, drive out of our way, unpack it, pack it into the RV, & then unpack & set up at camp

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

My bfs ability to drench an entire hand towel by early afternoon needs to be studied

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I know I'm a certified fatass because I just got the chills from watching a video of someone making garlic bread smash burgers

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I picked out the absolute BEST honeydew melon I've ever had from winco the other night and I don't know that life can *ever* get better for me than this moment right now filled with ample sweet & juicy honeydew 🤤

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Can someone explain to me how the hell I have two different colored blooms on the same zinnia plant? The red one bloomed as red as it is now and the yellow is...well...yellow. they're attached to the same main stalk. Im so confused

A photo of a red zinnia with a yellow zinnia in the background but attached to the same stalk

The same photo with a focus on the yellow zinnia instead of the red

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I think it's soooooo cute. It deserves to not be puckered and wrinkled. And no, none of it is AI. And yes *I* made it in canva using a very broad template that I changed....basically entirely lol

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I finally broke down and ordered baby's first banner for my craft booth. After spending double what I was expecting it arrived in the mail totally crinkled and ruined 😭 I genuinely don't know how they did that to the tube. It's like 1/4-1/2" thick cardboard

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I just know my guardian whatevers are tired cause I was across the street from some dude yelling about how he doesn't fight he shoots and then the next day I went to the bite of seattle and then the NEXT day there was a mass shooting there. All while staying in a motel on Seattle's version of 82nd 😂

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I found out that a company I've worked for doesn't allow its photographers to post their work independently for FIVE YEARS after they shoot for the event. That's actually fucking wild

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I go to Michael's to buy a few things I need. They don't have them at *that* store but if you go an extra 10 miles they do! Well I don't drive. So now I'm being extorted for $8 in shipping to order the things i need. THEN they items never arrive and I have to call support.

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

When the lightning tracker says the closest strike is 0 miles from your house 😳

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I was marveling at the fact that I somehow missed a chickenpox shot when I was a kid and my dad is STILL trying to blame me because I was afraid of shots. Was it not your job as a parent to help get me through that and make sure I was protected!? He acts like it was 100% impossible 🙄

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Was just tidying up and found a mini briefcase full of buttons and ceramic hearts. I think I've whimsied too hard

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

So. Got my photos back from the Blade Rave and they're terrible. I found ONE usable so far and zero of the photos are shot vertically so we don't have legs in any of our shots. How does a photographer manage to not shoot a singular vertical photo!? They need to hire someone else next time for sure

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Yeah so that crazy thunderstorm last night? I was camping. It was directly overhead and lightning was striking within the general campground we were in. It genuinely sounded like bombs were going off around us. Worst 4am wakeup I've had in a while. Turns out the back of a crv isn't super comfy lol

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I went to the doctor for my annual and they tricked me into getting the second chicken pox vaccine I apparently never got as a kid so I asked for a sucker and they obliged. But I should have asked for TWO suckers cause my arm weeeelly hurts. I didn't even get a cute bandaid either 😔

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Phratographer Why do people do this? It's so common and soooo annoying to me Photographer It's not *that* hard 🫠

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I was mean to the Mormons the other day. They came by as we were leaving & asked how we were so I said "in a hurry" (because we were) so of COURSE they ask for my dad. I tell them he's taking a nap. They say "aw that's too bad" and start WALKING ONTO OUR PORCH

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🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖 @snailyham.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Dog went outside and flopped in the sun for a nap. He then brought himself inside for some water and then flopped in front of his bowl and started wagging his tail. I think maybe he likes being a dog? Hard to tell

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