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Snailbear @snailbear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Gotta love the pump covers... 🤤
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Snailbear @snailbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
That video single-handedly made me gay I think.
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Snailbear @snailbear.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Yeah all those in the list are far too niche compared to Fireflies.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this is a masterpiece
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Snailbear @snailbear.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Yeah this might actually work out in the world's favor.
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Idiots. Savages. Idiots. @notoneofyourfans.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The German Bobsleigh Team (Georg Fleischhauer, Florian Bauer, Jörn Wenzel, Johannes Lochner)
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Snailbear @snailbear.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
They are about to find out just how quickly an epidemic can charge through a population of men in close quarters sleeping and eating and bathing in the same rooms. This will cripple their forces for weeks at a time.
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Snailbear @snailbear.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Rumor has it, they still haven't found Jesus.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/12/2025
Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit
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Snailbear @snailbear.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I'm biased toward short hair, but either looks good on you.
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Snailbear @snailbear.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
This line up is just too perfect. 😂
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AFL-CIO @aflcio.org · 20/12/2025
Mass deportations don’t protect working people—they weaken labor standards, silence organizing and empower bad employers. An attack on immigrant workers is an attack on ALL workers. @jimmy-iupat.bsky.social
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Terre-Strial @terre-strial.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
“…Even if they are able to clean up his mess … elect a supremely sane president next, America will NEVER again be a trusted partner. Because there are enough Americans who would vote for him … (again). I couldn't even say anything. She was right. The damage this has done is endless…”
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Funny... but in a sad way
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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Well I’m glad they cleared that up… 🤣
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Last night was a thumping from coast to coast. Across the country, voters rejected chaos and cynicism – and chose leaders who are focused on the cost of everyday life.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/11/2025
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
How to answer a loaded question. (This is Joe Neguse, Congressman for Colorado's 2nd District.)
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 03/10/2025
Good morning (it’s October 3rd)
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Snailbear @snailbear.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Face first actually, if you're down. Haha
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Dopq @dopq.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
📹
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Snailbear @snailbear.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
He rolled a 20 on his charisma check for sure.
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 28/08/2025
I do not understand why government officials resign when asked to do something bad. The resignations will no longer be treated by the public like a scandal. It’ll be out of the news within 24 hours. People should stay and force the White House to fire them. Do not make it easy.
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ShantyMinister @shantyminister.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Well isn’t this lovely. Opera star sings Habanera (from Carmen) in the airport (?) What a terrific voice. #opera I don’t care if they’re staged, we need more profl free public #music and #art.
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Snailbear @snailbear.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
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Snailbear @snailbear.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
And we wonder why people are afraid to exit their vehicles when a cop pulls them over?
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Snailbear @snailbear.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Good riddance. Lol
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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
"This is what you get when you order your 79th birthday celebration from Temu, but didn't pay the tariffs."
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Kaitrin Snodgrass @kaitsnod.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
What they aren’t showing on Fox News
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Today they have crossed a deep red line. We, the people, must hold the president and his appointees accountable for this outrageous abuse against American liberty.
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
LAPD when they think nobody is watching
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/06/2025
looks like an objective assessment to me
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Snailbear @snailbear.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Exactly! Like, if they are doing something bad, then that thing is not made better or worse by their immigration status.
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Dennis @dennisdjr.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Hi Gay! Happy Pride Month!🏳️‍🌈
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Snailbear @snailbear.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Stroganoff my mushroom til I cream...or something like that.
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 29/05/2025
i’m here you fuckaas bitch
a rooster standing in front of the door to a KFC restaurant, it looks pissed
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chuck 🐦💐 @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞
a drawing of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak. the background is a bunch of dollars. purple text says "yeah can i get a uhhhhhhhhh crumb"a photo of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak
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Snailbear @snailbear.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I think a lot of them are stuck at work too long for them to be a prominent enough presence for their sons. It goes back to capitalism for me. God, I hate it here.
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Snailbear @snailbear.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Something tells me the bird went willingly 😂
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Serendipity @serendipityinfl.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
We have a lot of good politicians.. but l have to tell you this guy has to be one of my favorites! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Sheryl with an S @beachblond52.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
#ProudBlue #ResistanceUnited Who besides me thinks what FOTUS is doing makes Nixon seem like a Boy Scout? 🤷‍♀️
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TruBlu 🌊🌊🌊 @trublu268.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This should’ve been put into place after his first term.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/03/2025
every person involved in this needs to be in prison
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 11/03/2025
The White House Press Secretary just wrapped up her press conference, and let’s be clear—the White House is gaslighting you as the country burns. Here is everything you need to know.
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Karoline Leavitt Gaslights The American Public During Her Press Briefing
Don't let her.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 11/03/2025
Americans: We’d like to afford basic necessities, keep vital programs, and not lose our retirement savings. Trump: Best I can do is a car commercial for the richest man on Earth.
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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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