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@snafflesblue.bsky.social
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Dog artist, avid lover and reader.

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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Reform supporters are the overwhelmingly the same lads who insist on paying with a tenner for a packet of Polo mints because it means the guvmunt can't control them through their card payments or some old bullshit. Getting them to back pretend techno money you can't even spend is going to be fun.
independent.co.uk
Reform UK’s crypto policies are making the party look out of touch
Editorial: Nigel Farage needs to end the impression that his party is the political wing of the crypto industry
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Be a lot more sympathetic without the AI bollocks.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*incredulous Kilroy tone* "... So you've finally earned your pilot's license... but you've flown it into a building because God said you'd have it off with some virgins in heaven? Oh dear."
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I tried some of that in a cup, and it fell out immediately.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I seem to remember Trump mocking Khamenei for "cowering in a hole" shortly before he launched missiles from his office on the other side of the world. Great to see the leader of the free world set an example by comparison.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Can't wait for the "COMMUNISTS STEAL SUN" headlines.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I heard he's got arms like a brontosaurus!
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Full disclosure, I did a little laugh at this out loud.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Enjoy this footage of the Belgians emerging for the second half tonight. youtu.be/GBNx6jCcc9o?...
youtu.be
Escape To Victory | Americans Beat The Nazis In Football | Warner Classics
YouTube video by Warner Bros. Classics
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Ha... Cucurella ruled out. Couldn't happen to a bigger twat. God I hate the Spanish side. Boring snides.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Not Keir "Duty" Starmer, surely?
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
He's not been the same since phony hardman Van Dead tried to foul him and smashed his own cruciate to pieces.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
You've had a nightmare here Timothy.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Scrolling away, saw this, immediately thought "someone's made an action figure out of Noel Edmonds". Only after that did I note it was your account and saw you'd posted the comparison image. In other words, more uncanny than anything than Britpop Mowgli Danny Robbins has managed in about 4 series.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This stumpy kid/cake video? That's as far as I got, I'll read the rest of your post later or something.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
That quote doesn't fill me full of confidence where Moyes is concerned. If he can't even work out what foot this lad prefers, he won't even know which bit of the bench to sit him on before ignoring him for McNeil.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Our loss is their loss.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"Why won't the people we bombed unilaterally with zero warning or provocation deal with us in good faith?"
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It's no Marcus Merk, that.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
No stories about how you shared a bevvy with Lennon and Dr Fun on a famous Yurlapeen Night (tm) before legging some Monchengladbach scals inventing Adidas and getting home for a big bowl of scouse? Disappointing.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
He always seemed so nice.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Watching the Judy cup final. Lucy Bronze just been described in glowing terms by the co-commentator as a "Battleaxe". I'm sure she'll be delighted.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Sadly this controversy may rob us of the prospect of a Harry Maguire Funko Pop.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
They must have had to hold the identity parade on Easter Island.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Bit harsh calling him that.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I thought he liked defenders blocking things, judging by 95% of his corners when he played for us.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Tantalising match up. Noisy speech-impaired comedy character. Facing off against Porky Pig and Daffy Duck
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
From the new offerings on Netflix: "Ok, no more sugar for you..."
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bad Tory nobhead. Her, not you.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Details, mere details, a footnote amongst all the caring, the expressive, performative, emoting, caring. #caring
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Hook it to my veins. THIS GUY CARES. Just look at him there, caring. You people don't understand. This hurts him personally on an existential level. He generously allows us to watch him caring live every week, from his special studio in Ireland, miles from the match. What a world.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
*clears throat* *holds aloft skull, wistfully* ARF *bows*
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
We got to the final in 2009 mate.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I wondered where it came from - thanks... probably miles behind the curve as ever with all this.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Terrifying new theory just dropped. @franticplanet.bsky.social
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Quite right. It's important stuff, not like a genocide.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This is oddly fascinating. Ultimately meaningless, but still fascinating. www.bgs.ac.uk/news/three-n...
bgs.ac.uk
‘Three norths’ set to leave England and not return for hundreds of years - British Geological Survey
The historic alignment of true, magnetic, and grid north is set to leave England, three years after they combined in the country for the first time since records began.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Take that, Xenu!
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Fascinating account of the experience of WWE wrestlers when they did a Saudi show. I hope this happens to Jimmy Carr et al and they have to walk back, the twats. babyfacevheel.substack.com/p/heres-a-fi...
babyfacevheel.substack.com
Here's a firsthand account of the 'hostage' incident after WWE Crown Jewel 2019
Since now is as good a time as any to publish this...
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Hate work audits. Spent about 3 weeks massively anxious and barely sleeping. Report in today, only 4 recommendations, two of them aren't up to me to fix, one of them is about fixing a typo and the other's something I knew about anyway. The feeling of euphoria is almost worth it.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
You only have to pick one. Some of the options are quite contradictory. It's part of my new "democratic posting" project. Let the people decide.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Multiple choice response: 1. Novelty-shaped bread products are for children. 2. Are you a New York rabbi? 3. Bread is solid lager. Just have lager. 4. I had a bagel once and it made me sad. You shouldn't eat bagels. 5. BAGUETTES FTW. 6. Just a savoury doughnut for pseuds. 7. Sesame seeds are shit.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Ambivalent about Ashcroft and doubt I'll ever knowingly listen to his album either way, but this lad has Baddiel's number. The joy of a vituperative review. thequietus.com/quietus-revi...
thequietus.com
Richard Ashcroft – Lovin’ You | The Quietus
The Verve singer returns, but he's treading water and long out of ideas, finds J.R. Moores
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
First rule of the right wing: Every accusation is a confession.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Take your orthopaedic hoover and do one!
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I'm 6ft2 pal.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I see it as a bit like those decals WW2 pilots put on their planes of Daffy Duck or a lady with a fulsome bust (edited for BlueSky). Mine has seen some battles. It shouldn't really be smiling. Gallows humour I reckon. But you can't knock that suction. Boy, that suction.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The best vac out there. I will die on this hill.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Not the sim that's literally called "UBoat" is it? Off Steam?
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Nice one, thanks lid.
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