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@snafflesblue.bsky.social
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Dog artist, avid lover and reader.

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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Reform supporters are the overwhelmingly the same lads who insist on paying with a tenner for a packet of Polo mints because it means the guvmunt can't control them through their card payments or some old bullshit. Getting them to back pretend techno money you can't even spend is going to be fun.
independent.co.uk
Reform UK’s crypto policies are making the party look out of touch
Editorial: Nigel Farage needs to end the impression that his party is the political wing of the crypto industry
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Full disclosure, I did a little laugh at this out loud.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Enjoy this footage of the Belgians emerging for the second half tonight. youtu.be/GBNx6jCcc9o?...
youtu.be
Escape To Victory | Americans Beat The Nazis In Football | Warner Classics
YouTube video by Warner Bros. Classics
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Ha... Cucurella ruled out. Couldn't happen to a bigger twat. God I hate the Spanish side. Boring snides.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
That quote doesn't fill me full of confidence where Moyes is concerned. If he can't even work out what foot this lad prefers, he won't even know which bit of the bench to sit him on before ignoring him for McNeil.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"Why won't the people we bombed unilaterally with zero warning or provocation deal with us in good faith?"
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
He always seemed so nice.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Watching the Judy cup final. Lucy Bronze just been described in glowing terms by the co-commentator as a "Battleaxe". I'm sure she'll be delighted.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Bit harsh calling him that.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Hook it to my veins. THIS GUY CARES. Just look at him there, caring. You people don't understand. This hurts him personally on an existential level. He generously allows us to watch him caring live every week, from his special studio in Ireland, miles from the match. What a world.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
*clears throat* *holds aloft skull, wistfully* ARF *bows*
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Terrifying new theory just dropped. @franticplanet.bsky.social
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This is oddly fascinating. Ultimately meaningless, but still fascinating. www.bgs.ac.uk/news/three-n...
bgs.ac.uk
‘Three norths’ set to leave England and not return for hundreds of years - British Geological Survey
The historic alignment of true, magnetic, and grid north is set to leave England, three years after they combined in the country for the first time since records began.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Take that, Xenu!
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Fascinating account of the experience of WWE wrestlers when they did a Saudi show. I hope this happens to Jimmy Carr et al and they have to walk back, the twats. babyfacevheel.substack.com/p/heres-a-fi...
babyfacevheel.substack.com
Here's a firsthand account of the 'hostage' incident after WWE Crown Jewel 2019
Since now is as good a time as any to publish this...
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Hate work audits. Spent about 3 weeks massively anxious and barely sleeping. Report in today, only 4 recommendations, two of them aren't up to me to fix, one of them is about fixing a typo and the other's something I knew about anyway. The feeling of euphoria is almost worth it.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Ambivalent about Ashcroft and doubt I'll ever knowingly listen to his album either way, but this lad has Baddiel's number. The joy of a vituperative review. thequietus.com/quietus-revi...
thequietus.com
Richard Ashcroft – Lovin’ You | The Quietus
The Verve singer returns, but he's treading water and long out of ideas, finds J.R. Moores
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The best vac out there. I will die on this hill.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
His head looks massive. Like Frank Sidebottom proportions.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Sick of these frunking twags telling people what to do.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
For a holiday with a difference (on a boat) why not try McTominay's Water Breaks?
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Baffling but somehow brilliant.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
What I like about these names is imagining the kind of conversations the family might have had. "Stop crying. Come on, put a brave face on it. You're a Cunthog aren't you?" "You've disgraced the family name... you're no Cunthog as far as I'm concerned."
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Bantz v Terrorism. It's confusing isn't it.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
"Bramley-Moore Dock? Sounds shit. Like a GP who's obsessed with apples. I'm OUT."
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Someone familiar with guilt, wears a suit and wishes he could turn back time? Barrymore's waiting by the phone.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Starting to feel very tired of scouse soaps and bad American sitcoms. But you know that they say. Keep your Brookside Close but your Friends closer.
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Bowiesongs (C. O'Leary) @bowiesongs.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
"I heard the news today, oh boy!" Released 50 years ago on this date (in the US; the UK single came out a few days later). Do you remember the bills you have to pay, or even yesterday? Its Cavett performance: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydLc...
youtube.com
David Bowie- Young Americans
YouTube video by Kate King
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
She likes strong men who wear flamboyant clothes, create no tension, are tidy, smell nice, don't complain and won't answer back. Hmm. Can't decide if she's having a pop at Sonny Bono or just pitching for a gay best friend here. I mean both are valid, just drop the subtext eh love.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
SNAFF'S ART ATTACK. First in an occasional series. Retweet with your favourite painting.
Grief, oil painting by Jack B Yeats, 1951
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
IS DYCHE A MEMBER OF A SHADOWY ILLUMINATI WORKING TO DESTROY WORLD PEACE? Click on my 57minute Youtube video to find out. (Barbara, stick the link in here before you post it)
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Anyone got a block list for Everton for the next 6 months? Can't be having with the angry "Look how much I care" stuff. We're rubbish. Dyche is rubbish. Someone else coming in won't automatically be less rubbish. The rubbishness will continue. Being furious about it is knackering.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Air fryers are tempting but counter real-estate at a premium. You've got your reliable spine of toaster and kettle. Then microwave and coffee machine in midfield. Wing backs of breadmaker and coffee grinder. Then you're looking at flair options like food processors. No room for fancy dan fryers.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Arf... good luck with that.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and talking
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and talking
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Current listening.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Today's achievements include this artistic rendering of my cat, who looked oddly sinister earlier.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
How many cows have you got? I've got one hundred cows. Yeah? Well I've got one hundred and FOUR followers.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Good start to a Saturday. Discovered as I made breakfast that the chorus to "Because the Night" by Patti Smith can be sung effectively in the style of a dalek AND ALSO Jimmy Saville.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Paris 1919 - John Cale French Inhaler - Warren Zevon By This River - Brian Eno The Partisan - Len Cohen Paranoia Key of E - Lou Reed Will be different tomorrow but that's today's, pop pickers....
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Coote is finished as a ref, but clearly with a future as a lines man.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I keep seeing "Invalid Handle" against my name. Which is usually a description conferred on me purely by the ladies.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Is Jonathan Liew on here yet? Get him blocked, the whopper.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
"Favourite singers: None" really made me laugh.
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Dyche is a highlight but the Tarkowski and Patterson are uncanny.
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GwedLid @gwedlid.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
bsky.app/profile/did:... Block list!
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Snaff @snafflesblue.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Strongly encourage any UK residents to opt out of data sharing, especially given the recent contract awarded to Palantir. The process to do it is pretty simple, it took me 3 minutes. www.nhs.uk/your-nhs-dat...
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