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Snacc Trooper

@snacctrooper.bsky.social
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Official thirst trooper posts 🏳️‍🌈, married, gaymer, nerd, PNW “Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now… believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say, ‘Dear God, I was a beautiful thing!’” -Moira Rose

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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 22h
Post-workout body tea
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looked up a coworker on LinkedIn today because I couldn't stop thinking "why aren't you better at this?" They graduated from their master's program in 2023, which makes them basically 10 years younger than me 💀
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Coffee's ready ☕
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hot take: sidling up to a pair of gay dudes who just got to the bar and are ordering drinks and going "are you two brothers?" isn't the pick up line you think it is. That said, the real crime was having no follow up at all when we said "no, we're married" 🤣
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 25/09/2026
Hot men are so important to morale.
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Konnor T. @konnort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Help me finish this week? #fcf
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Great workout this morning, got most of the house chores done yesterday, and have the day off. And the hubby is in meetings all morning so I'm stuck entertaining myself 🫠😤
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Morning skinny and #fcf in one The big white plastic sheets in the background are for making a monster face on the front of our house and I'm SO EXCITED
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trying to get a little baby workout in before cleaning up the house.
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Send (more) coffee
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Gentlemen, our 29% approval rating is too high. Let's start take away people's health care."
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My 9 games my9games.net/en These are absolutely not in a specific order - that would be impossible
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Throwing one out there for biceptember! Cutting is impossible when you constantly have guests.
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nice lazy Sunday morning after my gym changed their class schedule, meaning I won't work out for a few hours still. I could get used to this.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We really have to consider the possibility that we elected the dumbest motherfucker in America. Twice. Do better, people.
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy Friday. This has been the longest week, but I guess we made it.
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Adam Griffin @adamgriffin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If nothing else, Dem candidates should be *hammering* Trump and Republicans over the next month on this alone. This Congress has only been in session for 383 HOURS this year. That is the equivalent to only 48 normal 8 hour work days for you and me, and it is now the 259th day of the year.
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#monochromemonday #mcm after 5 days off... Had a real hard time picking just one this morning, so here's two 🙃 Work is gonna be a STRUGGLE today
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#monochromemonday hits different when it's a holiday. I call this look "distracted by the spider in the corner of the mirror as the shot was taken"
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The body is still bodying even after tailgating!
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ok pretty happy with the thirst trap capability compared to my old Pixel Fold 👀
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
New phone, who dis?
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Puck 💖💛💙 @leatherpuck.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is the cut working or is she just dehydrated?
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Extremely motivated to do everything EXCEPT my actual job today. Happy Monday I guess 🙃
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ok this is my 3rd post this morning, but I couldn't let this one sit in my camera roll.
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A little bit of monkey see, monkey do this morning 👀 👥
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Morning🤠
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Feeling pretty in pink this morning.
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sad that summer's ending, but my robes are so comfy... Silver lining I guess?
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KKSliderVEVO @weaselingaround.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
we’re going to see a million Frank N Furters with Dolly wigs this halloween and I think that’s beautiful
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
These sunglasses are still on the windowsill in my bathroom, so I obviously had to take a #thirstythursday pic in them.
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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lyndsay @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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Rosejack Queer Art @rosejack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Keep being absolutely, shamelessly you. For Tim and Dolly. 💔
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Frank N Furter Dancing - Rhps
ALT: Frank N Furter Dancing - Rhps
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People Magazine @people.com · 26/08/2026
🔗: bit.ly/3UmWc0D Tim Curry has died at age 80. The British actor was known for iconic roles like Dr. Frank-N-Furter in 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' and Pennywise in 'It.' 📷️: Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Caved due to trade in credits, coupons, and reorder bonuses and ordered a Pixel 11 Pro Fold (what a dumb name). Looking forward to seeing how it compares to the OG Pixel Fold.
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Incredible! Love it @rosejack.bsky.social!
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Alex Shephard @alexshephard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
suspending your dumb tariffs on one product until the midterms in such a way that reminds people you could just suspend all of them and make prices go down is a Peak Trump bit
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
And a happy #fcf to y'all.
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Welp. Time to lock in: booked our Palm Springs vacation for March 2027.
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Was trying on old shorts to see what to keep and it was suggested I share this with the rest of the class. May not be #fcf, but I didn’t have to work today so it’s basically Friday.
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Was trying on old shorts to see what to keep and it was suggested I share this with the rest of the class. May not be #fcf, but I didn’t have to work today so it’s basically Friday.
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Snaps from the weekend. Love finding a fitting room with good lighting.
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Madonna themed workout this morning! Not sure I pulled off "Madonna," but I think I pulled off "backup dancer."
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Snacc Trooper @snacctrooper.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
New glasses day! I feel like a professor in these.
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it’s g ♍️ @yourprettyboy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
another day of work
Victoria Ratliff from white lotus saying “I just don’t think at this age I’m meant to live an uncomfortable life I don’t have the will”
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