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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
writing recommendations for gender affirming medical care is crazy. it’s like “hey nice to meet you. i’ll be your gatekeeper for the next couple months”
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
inside you are two wolves
tweet from: Phil Greaves
@PhilGreaves01
Star Wars is fascist, Harry Potter is fascist neo-feudal dreck, selfie-obsession is fascist, British soap-operas are fascist, sci-fi is generally fascist, ironic detachment is fascist, porn is fascist. Masscult under imperialism is inherently fascistic.
Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
being nonbinary comes with a lot of responsibility
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
aaaaaaaa im going with my best friend and her mom to look at wedding dresses tomorrow!!!!!! rly excited
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sometimes it’s nice just to be happy for your client because she has a new boyfriend and (even though it’s early!) she’s visibly bursting with excitement
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
serious q: how to manage the counter revolutionary in a tiny reading group that im definitely over invested in who literally turned what could have been a good talk about indigenous solidarity into an exploration of the hypothetical well intentioned white guy who gets canceled and becomes a nazi
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i thought about you in our weekly team gratitude meditation
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lfg
like a dozen red carolina reapers and their green leaves
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
what’s the german word for when you find out that that friend used to be a theater kid and it’s totally obvious now that you know but you just never thought to ask?
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the average 80s anarcho crust band had better class analysis that most leftists these days tbh
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
can tell this is going to be a week of listening to my lesbian clients talk about robyn
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
greta thunberg. she in the ra
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i finally found a maga dipshit to humíllate. now i can rest
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
was reminded of the most vivid and emotionally affecting dream i ever had and, unlike most dreams, i think it makes a decent story
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you say the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood like it’s a bad thing
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
narcissistic abuse influencer: the textbook narcissist has no empathy, no real self, and feeds off your energy me (galaxy brained but poor): or maybe they have a fragile sense of self shaped by repeated failures of empathic attunement influencer: buy my $497 course on how to destroy your ex
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i’ve been trying so hard to get maga boomers on the everything app to engage with me about the doctrine of taqiyya. i just wanna talk theology with some fellow enthusiasts
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
uhhh no i don’t actually think white therapists should be encouraging our poc clients to deconstruct their racial schemas. crazy ass thing to say
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
tel aviv is basically phoenix if it had a beach and was in driving distance of a concentration camp
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
just found out that my old islamic studies prof died late last year. a couple lifetimes ago he was a mentor and an aspiration. i can still feel his influence in how i understand the world إلى أن نلتقي مجدداً في الجنة يا أستاذ
google search page for the brilliant islamic scholar Abdulaziz Sachedina. Born: 1942 Tanzania - Died: December 3, 2025
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i know it’s elatively minor but the fact that islamophobes keep repeating their dishonest bad faith misinterpretation of taqiyya really grinds my gears
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
imagine having a panic attack during the zombie apocalypse
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this is the only social media platform where everyone can see that my heart is pure
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
when all is said and done, the generational achievement of millennials will be the expanded taxonomy of cute little guys
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i’ve got a little bit i do with my ex catholic client. whenever he mentions something he feels guilty about i sentence him to “5 hail marys”. it’s really cute and he loves it
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Tim Curry's Wadsworth Eye Roll in Clue
Alt: Tim Curry's Wadsworth Eye Roll in Clue
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
when it’s always “catholic guilt” but never “catholic shame”
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
was going to share a songs ohia song with a client but it felt like inappropriate self disclosure
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i love hanging out in the alley behind work and listening to the waste management guys talk shop
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
is there anyway to make the reading glasses on the head look “cool”?
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i feel like if you manage to kill the mosquito that bit you your bites should go away
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i think one of my clients is doing a talented mr ripley on me
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i ruined this movie for a roomful of people and i’ll do it again
movie poster for the movie creed. michael b jordan and sylvester stallone
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
watching the male gaze episode of ways of seeing during my lunch break
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
an xbox of ones own
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
what if i started all my therapy sessions with “alright la how’re we keepin then”
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
the iranian mek really fumbled the bag by siding with iraq then turning into a sex cult american proxy
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Daniel Weissmann @danweiss.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The lessons German elites took from antisemitism and the Holocaust is that it happened to the wrong people, in the same way US wasp elites learned that racism towards the Irish and Italians was wrong but not racism itself.
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
when she mentioned that she went out with friends in navy yard i visibly rolled my eyes im going to hell
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
heard a gen z lady refer to the 70s and 80s as a time when a lot of housewives were getting lobotomies
older man shrugging. text reads “guess i’ll die”
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
look at my organic intellectuals bro. we’re never going to achieve hegemony 😭
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
thinking about taking a position on the taylor swift - kanye affair (2009) in light of subsequent events
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
everything about his presentation feels like an intentional performance of earnestness to inoculate against criticism
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
random office woman complimented my shoes and said i was fun which is objectively true i guess but not always the vibe im trying to project
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
pretty sure you can post the waffles pancakes tweet in pretty much any discourse thread and it’ll do numbers
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
tragic that im so good with my clients and so bad at everyone else
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
someone should develop an impression of freud doing analysis on cocaine
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
what old psychoanalytic concept should i reinterpret for the 21st century and make a billion dollars?
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the prettiest oogle @smurfpie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
thinking about becoming a therapist that isn’t going to let you get away with your bullshit
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