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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named)

@smurfmasterjym.bsky.social
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Twitter refugee, American liberal (or as the rest of the world calls it- normal). Not the person to try. Beware an old man still in a young man's game operating at high levels. 🌈 & 🏳️‍⚧️ ally.

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 18h
Too close and within the margin of error. Does NOT matter, so everyone who wants to see Abbot roll of the political cliff show up and vote. No excuses, when early voting begins..cast you ballot or show up on voting day if you miss early voting.
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 22h
Toaster
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 22h
This man is unfit in every possible sense of the word. He is the worst impulses of this nation given physical form, and it is the duty of every single one of us who actually believe in freedom and democracy to make sure he and his followers are banished from power.
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 22h
He is the embodiment of every evil humanity is capable of....in a dirty diaper draped toga of delusional narcissism and depravity.
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 22h
I hate when I have to repost memes with grammatical errors.
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 22h
No disagreement here
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 22h
Actually one of the very, VERY few ideas/actions I agree with.
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 22h
"Having scientific literacy is the art of knowing when someone is full of shit" Neill Degrasse Tyson Cross stitch that shit on a pillow for all to see my man
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Acronyms have given me PTSD.
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fucking autocorrect.....FLU vaccine. Sheeeesh. I'm pretty flu for a fly guy.
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Woohooo time for updating Covid and fly vaccines. The joy.
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The difficult part is keeping the cone of shame on during the healing process. A man could drown in the shower if not careful.
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wouldn't it be ironic if that was a toilet that was once in a Taco Bell?
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Nick Birch: It's Never Gonna Happen
ALT: Nick Birch: It's Never Gonna Happen
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Hazen Hammel @hazenhammel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Them mousies did it. I was ... processing the evidence!"
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
CSI Kitty
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chonky kitteh yo be
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait til Ray moves into porn as his 2nd career....
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The sad unfortunate benefit for me is being retired
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*sigh* Looks like I must prepare for a funeral. University brother passed. So it begins.
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And let's not forget the miracle recovery time their bodies recover from major surgery between recess and dismissal to the bus.
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A friendly reminder.... again
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