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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Insiders have said Angus has done a lot of work you ensure the number is white.
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Robbie Andrew @robbieandrew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Data updated through September so far: ▸Chile ▸India ▸Ireland ▸Italy ▸Norway ▸Portugal ▸Spain ▸Sweden ▸Switzerland ▸Thailand
robbieandrew.github.io
Collected vehicle registration data
Frequently updated charts and data for new vehicle registrations across countries.
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wonder if they found any tiny violins in those searches.
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Flying Mezerkis @bananapantz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let's do a Musk-Starship thread (not an expert, just a news-reader with a memory longer than a journalists, ie two weeks). In 2016, when the Starship idea was unveiled, he would have an uncrewed landing on Mars in 2022, and crewed by 2024.
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dave Hughes now relegated to nothing venues
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cream? Amateurs.
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Wearing Black Latex Gloves
ALT: Wearing Black Latex Gloves
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This will be the standard operational exit for mines in the years to come. Time to make owners (yes, including shareholsers) personally responsible.
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you've forgotten, Angry Anderson was a shithead.
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Same...
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If only you could remove all time history as well...
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Another ticketing messby the looks of it, this time for #radiohead. Actual process was fine until you actually try to pay, then failure.
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Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
ALT: Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Missed the opportunity for "Clydesdale Albert (right) remem....." etc...
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Or "Australian cops run world's-best‐practice sports doping agency"
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nivs @nivrig.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bro says he'll bring a slab to the party but turns up with a six pack. And he's drinking on of them.
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Did you mean "increasingly common" because it's not normal.
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Epic speech by Andrew Denton #logies
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This kind of bloke hasn't worked out that you someone else to want to have a child with you in the first place.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Japan essentially closing the door to tthe raditional migrant origins that come to a country for a better life, build businesses etc. Instead, they'll get rich white folks and very few of them. Population will decrease and little will be left aside from a massive foreign debt.
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Trump will pardon him a month before the midterms, surely.
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
She's only making plans for Nigel. She only want what's best for him.
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Janie Larson @redqueencoder.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Had to do it
Distracted boyfriend meme using Death being directed by Lindsey Graham and ignoring Mitch McConnell
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
FFS. No one is going to do this - "...switching from a hot shower to a cold one offers its own benefit - a saving of £26.63"
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Count Binface odds on Clacton By-election is very tempting.
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Waiting for him to coin it as polyculturism.
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A short comic about Lenny #TheSimpsons #comics
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Farage vs Count Binface. Tough choice.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Upwards, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1929, (rotated, detail), 📸 by Lars Baron
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Qu'ils mangent de la brioche
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Buttons (Ashley) 🏴‍☠️#OFMDForLife🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈🤡 @sevensugars.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Everyone now has permission to call any One Nation voter or potential voter a racist. #auspol #npc
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Finally a decent question. #npc Banned? FFS.
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Some EXTREMELY important lunchtime data analysis: We all love those weird independent fried chicken shops that name themselves in the style of KFC after random US states. But how many of each state are there in the UK? And where are they? 🧵
A branch of Tennessee Fried Chicken in US flag colours
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, the foxes are sitting far apart from each other, facing opposite directions. Green looks annoyed while Blue looks devastated.
Blue, thinking: He's gotten bored of me, he's sick of my presence, he doesn't love me anymore and he's going to abandon me, just like all good things in my life will.

Still looking frustrated, Green turns his head to look at Blue, interrupting his thoughts. Blue looks absolutely shocked.
Green: I still don't know why you're mad at me, by the way.
Blue: What? I thought - !

Both startled, the foxes hurry to each other.
Blue: You're not mad at me?!
Green: I thought you were!

Blue and Green coil together as tightly as they can, both squeezing their eyes shut.
Blue: Then why were you so distant?!
Green: I was trying to give you space!
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Epic: youtu.be/ofyMOOj-qiQ?...
youtu.be
Ticheli's Earth Song performed by Festival Statesmen Chorus
YouTube video by ABC Classic
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
More of this coverage is welcome. ON's policies need to be exposed for what they are - anti-choice, anti-women. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
theguardian.com
One Nation wants to roll back abortion rights in Australia – and is emboldening activists seeking US-style laws
Support for Pauline Hanson’s populist party has given fresh impetus to a loose network of activists trying to chip away at reproductive rights
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Quite possibly the dumbset demographics analysis I've seen in a while. It's based on totals. No kidding that what was a farm in 2014 and a suburb in 2026 has a higher birthrate. Biggest drop? A brand new suburb in 2014 which attracts new familys. Vacuous at best. www.theage.com.au/interactive/...
theage.com.au
Melbourne, where have all the babies gone? See how your suburb has changed over time
We’re in the midst of a baby decline, with some experts warning of a “demographic winter”. And the data shows it will change how we live.
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I did not have "Masturbating Bird of the Year Award" on my bingo list in 2026.
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Christ. Just wait until Australian politicians get a whiff of this. #auspol
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Unsure where I fit in the wider population. 🇬🇧 British Political Spectrum Quiz My result: Eco-Socialist Economic: collectivist Social: progressive Sovereignty: strongly cosmopolitan Military: anti-interventionist Authority: libertarian Constitutional: reformist Take the quiz: quiz.jmoxley.co.uk
quiz.jmoxley.co.uk
British Political Spectrum Quiz
Find out where you sit on the British political map across six dimensions.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/05/2026
#Eurovision Australia, piano looks like a toilet 😄
Oz entry
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
And surpise - it's not going to happen.
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Lukewarm Chisel
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Christ this is hard. Not being from the UK, I'm pretty happy with getting a bare pass. 🗳️ ConstituencyClick 330/650 — PPS 🟥🟨🟥🟨🟩🟩🟥🟥🟨🟩 play.jmoxley.co.uk
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ConstituencyClick
Can you find ten UK parliamentary constituencies on a map? Click inside for full marks.
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
1964. 5 years before men worked out how to use a toaster.
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RyougaSaotome @ryougasaotome.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
losing my mind over this toy and this commercial btw
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
How he did it? Running.
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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Haha... The US has better security when ICE arrest kids.
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