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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Apparently so. No injury. Just a 4 pitch walk, then went 1-0 on the next batter and the manager headed out and made the change. I thought I was having a stroke.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I didn’t even know you could pull a pitcher mid-count. I don’t even feel ashamed or stupid tbh. I’ve watched thousands of hours of baseball and my brain does not recognize this as a thing I’ve seen before. I’m sure I have, but that knowledge just wasn’t up there. Maybe I have dementia? Kinda cool.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Lol Nathaniel Lowe can kill a rally before you even know one’s possible. Fuckin dork ass lookin bish

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Please let the dodgers lose and please make it be partially Kris Bubic’s fault

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Maybe the best punch out I’ve ever seen. Absolutely wet over here.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

RIP Tyquan. That ankle is gone.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Pat basically needs a fullback standing in front of him at all times if he actually wants to throw from the pocket. Those 5 guys they’ve got blocking aren’t remotely enough.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don’t know how Pat survives the season with this line. It’s a wonder he hasn’t already had some part of his anatomy destroyed.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

And now…the injuries start.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This defense is below average.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This games gonna be bananas

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Remember, the Bills would be 2-2 —with both losses coming because of an insanely idiotic endgame Allen interception— if Kamari Lassiter had held onto that easy pick in week one.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Austin Wells you fuckin smooth brained ass bitch. The joy I feel seeing that kinda shit. Unmatched.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Gonna watch roughly 12 hours of division series baseball today and it’s hard to think of a better sports day of the year. It’s the pinnacle.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The boo birds are out which is ironic since the average Clevelander eats over 30 lbs of pigeon meat per year.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What an embarrassing performance in the equally embarrassing city of Cleveland today. In a way, it’s kinda beautiful.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Guardians ready to roll over and die.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I wonder how many teams in history have won a postseason game after stranding the bases loaded two innings in a row. I’d guess it’s like 14/4000.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sports-free movie day. Feature #1:

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Goodnight, Philly, ya buncha fuckin trash bags.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Katrina-level disaster for NOLA here.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Matt Vasgersian gets something glaringly wrong almost every inning. Just said Atlanta lost a challenge. They won the challenge. It’s hilarious. He’s a studio host in a lead commentary chair. It’s unfortunate. Seems like a nice guy.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Back to your hole of obscurity, Cubbos.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

One of my favorite things about baseball is when MVP candidates that have been incredible all year roll into the postseason and do absolutely nothing.🥰

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Susie of KC @kcsusie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I know people mean well, but I’m getting irritated about neurotypicals “consoling” me about my kids’ ASD. “This doesn’t define who they are”. Actually it is part of it, and it’s not a bad thing! Their struggles are mostly related to being forced to adapt to a world built for a different neurotype.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He’s basically a Golden Corral Chocolate Wonderfall™️ that could get turned on at any moment.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I feel like this guy’s whole day revolves around trying not to shit his pants.

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

No one: GMs of teams that won 72 games hosting a press conference no one asked for:

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026

The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just realizing that if the Royals had made the playoffs, the color commentary guy they’d send to be in the NBC TV booth would’ve been Hosmer and no thanks. I mean, he’s the only reasonable option but still.

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Joshua Hind @joshuahind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"What should we do about that rusty car?" "Put a sign on it." "Just one?" "Do what you think is best."

Whoo boy, where to start? So, in the foreground Brad Bradford is standing at a lectern on which is affixed a campaign sign. The sign reads" Real Change = $300 of your water bill." But that's the last normal thing about this photo. In the background is a old, rusted out car. Any campaign PR person will know that doesn't look good. So what did they do? They put 2 campaign signs on it. Not in front of it to hide if from the camera...on it. There are also 2 dudes in the background. They look sad and angry.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Win or lose, I just hope both teams eat shit and die.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Duran with an early contender for the “worst pitch of the postseason” award. Jesus Christ.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Madonna out here doin queen shit with a fully loaded diaper to the delight of no one.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Farewell sweet baby boys. I love you and will miss you terribly. #HEYHEYHEYHEY

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dan Lynch gonna throw 6 innings in the final game of the season and solidify a spot in the rotation for next year.

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Astromaddy Pretends to Drink Bleach

ALT: Astromaddy Pretends to Drink Bleach

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Pat not even celebrating that TD because he got knocked on his ass AGAIN. Dude’s sick of these no blockin ass slobs.

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I obviously don’t want the Chiefs to lose this game. I also enjoy comedic sports embarrassments, though, so I’m actually in a pretty good headspace right now.

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