Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 16hA Halloween reboot where Michael Myers is a nice guy who sits around eating Hot Pockets and handing out full-size Snickers bars to trick-or-treaters 51455
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If people did this they'd be prosecuted, right? And if people built a thing that did this... they're liable, right? 939336
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I'd swap ours for any of Jupiter's big four. But Mars' moons should be disqualified as moons. 2211
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Dude is now Otis from Superman reprogramming missile coordinates 0221
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026What would you say if you saw this in a̶n̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶n̶t̶r̶y̶ Pinochet's Chile 4725
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Do you want to read this over one more time before we publish?” “Nah we’re good” apple.news/ABlXnKbsjRH2... 511216
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026When it falls I hope I don't have that badger on my head 060
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Wild they never design an AI to, say, fight with health insurance companies for me to make sure a procedure is covered, and they focus all their efforts toward liberating me from the parts of my life that have the most meaning 526645
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Dems likely didn't do a ton of recruitment or vetting for this contest because it wasn't thought to be remotely fucking competitive until very recently. She won the nomination while Lindsey Graham was still alive. Also, the outcome of this race will have very little to do with what Andrews says. 0180
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I thought season 3 actually brought a lot of threads together very well, and had the brilliant payoff in the end that he finally understood the offsides rule! But S4 had none of that. 130
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think he still couldn't pronounce a lot of their names by the end of the season 010
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Shorter Ted Lasso Season 4: 1) Advise assistant manager on "Yes, and" style of coaching 2) Tell team about divorce 3) ??? 4) Team promoted 5100
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"Trump threatens a lot of things, including political violence, mass race-based deportations, election interference, and nuclear strikes. He does *some* of them. I don’t have a particularly great theory of just where he follows through and where he doesn't." smotus.substack.com/p/preparing-...smotus.substack.comPreparing for the attack on democracySome lawmakers try to head off an unlikely but plausibly damaging barrage of election denialism 0212
Reposted by Seth MasketAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/10/2026Q: How do you define socialism personally? JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports 349352471093
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I love Roy, I love Keeley, and if I never see them together on screen again it will be too soon 281
Reposted by Seth MasketJulia Azari @juliaazari.bsky.social · 08/10/2026There's a lot of good stuff in this post by @smotus.bsky.social but a really key point that I need to think more about is that we don't seem to have a clear theory of when Trump follows through on his most extreme threats and when he doesn't smotus.substack.com/p/preparing-...smotus.substack.comPreparing for the attack on democracySome lawmakers try to head off an unlikely but plausibly damaging barrage of election denialism 3309
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yes but going through the core may be quicker than going through the mantle, even if more distant 030
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026New at the Smotus Report: Trump and his allies are threatening attempts to overturn Democratic wins next month. These things probably won’t happen, but here’s why election officials need to be ready anywaysmotus.substack.comPreparing for the attack on democracySome lawmakers try to head off an unlikely but plausibly damaging barrage of election denialism 1114
Reposted by Seth MasketKyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 08/10/2026NEW: As Colorado’s Tina Peters reportedly meets with President Trump to discuss an election “plan,” her attorney says the plan involves seizing ballots nationwide and discusses strategy for a potential civil war 40338361964
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Not that it matters, but LA and San Diego are geographically two of the most distant US cities from Iran, just behind Honolulu. 109312
Reposted by Seth MasketBen McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Okay Kathy I see you 51659206
Reposted by Seth MasketBrooklyn Buckets @brooklynbuckets.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The Liberty weren’t able to do everything they needed to tonight and ended up falling just short, losing by one score in overtime to Atlanta. A hard loss. To take this series now and advance, New York will be required to make history and win three games in a row from down 0-2 🙏🏽 🗽 🏀 ⛹🏽♀️ #LibertySkysports.yahoo.comAtlanta Dream takes 2-0 semifinals lead against New York LibertyATLANTA — Regulation wasn’t enough time. The New York Liberty and Atlanta Dream needed an extra five minutes to determine a winner in their Game 2 semifinals matchup. It came on a stroke of luck for t... 0103
Reposted by Seth MasketSusan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 08/10/2026Moments before this, Ellie patted my bob 😭 2354
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026There is an entire White House Gift Office whose job it is to acknowledge and catalog gifts to the President and transfer them to the National Archives, as they belong to the American people and not the President. 46921
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comAgnes's Iconic Wink from WandaVisionALT: Agnes's Iconic Wink from WandaVision 05671
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026California falls to Big Formicanytimes.comCalifornia Prepares to Ban Quartz Countertop ProductionThe state would be the first to block an industry that has been connected to a deadly lung disease in workers. 2170
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is the Onion's Politics page below that DNC story right now. It's literally all mocking Republicans. 230
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I can't think of any event in the last 15 1/2 years that would lead me to think this is a problem 78812
Reposted by Seth MasketKevin Morris @kevintmorris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hey hey -- it's publication day! Couldn't be more excited for this to be out in the world. press.princeton.edu/books/hardco... 21636163
Reposted by Seth MasketSeth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The "new" REM album came out 34 years ago and I'm still whining about them selling out by making Stipe's voice understandable 0322
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The "new" REM album came out 34 years ago and I'm still whining about them selling out by making Stipe's voice understandable 0322
Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026New at the Smotus Report: “Nixonmaxxing” and the GOP’s rightward move on race and sex show how a party can be driven by a small number of peoplesmotus.substack.comThe party within the party“Nixonmaxxing” and the GOP’s rightward move on race and sex show how a party can be driven by a small number of people 082