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s’more of babylon

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goddamned sputnik

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/10/2026
“This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me” is such a powerful anti-posting mental device. Discourse I could jump in on? This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me. Other posters beefing? This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me. An internet personality exposed? Guess what
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lately I’ve come to the firm conviction that more people should be buying me lunch. it’s so obvious! and yet no one is talking about it
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October issue
The cover of Vizier Monthly with a shapely big-haired woman in a loose blue gown with a trailing yellow scarf, seated in a throne-like chair. Headlines around her read:
"Some of us are hot": Urda the Fair on the Politics of Pleasure
Ladies of Miss Rule: Tyranny knows no gender!
Oh My Goddess! Simple Ways to Make Him Worship You
Poison Rings: Hot or Not?
It's Lit! Arson, Parliament, and You
So You've Been Overthrown: 10 Tricks to Get Back on Top
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tall people of the world, thank you for your service (handing me things from the top shelf at the grocery store)
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And mage and sailor are not so far apart; both work with the powers of sky and sea, and bend great winds to the uses of their hands, bringing near what was remote.
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love him. king of kings of my heart
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 26/09/2026
Lord Sepulchrave Groan from that Titus Groan adaptation that was just okay.
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a wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The wizard sleeps calmly. The little cat appears to be reading a tome in the library.
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prop @jailrespecter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ai agen t perfec t size to put private data! inside very comfort data sleep soundly. no problems ever in agent because good shape and support for persona l data messy everywher e. a agent yes a place for data put nakd selfys in agent can trust agent for giveing good love to data. friend agent
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
but there’s no Matthew Broderick equivalent, thank god
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
living on the west coast with friends who go to bed at a sensible time on the east coast honestly feels like a bit of a Ladyhawke situation
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I didn’t really understand why I was so completely exhausted this weekend, but having checked my phone’s Health app it appears I went from climbing, on average, one flight of stairs a day over the past month or so, to, uh, twenty flights a day in the last week
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
every time I see one I wish I could explode it with my mind.
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
old woman at the bus stop with an accent I can’t identify was just musing to me (I think in reference to some police cars down the street) on the matter of women who stay with men who abuse them, or, in her terms, “why women with man, hate?” with a pantomime punching gesture. “I rather stay alone.”
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it turns out that if your body is used to you living in a time zone two hours ahead of your current residence, and you are kind of out of shape, and then you do a bunch of physical labor starting at seven am, by the mid-afternoon you will feel as though it is Eleventy-Jillion O’Clock
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
yesterday was Day 4 of S’more and Cats’ Very Long Journey, but now that we are at the end of it the cats get to sit around in the new apartment being unsettled while I still have One Million Things to do to set up an apartment, residency in a new state, &c.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yesterday was the longest day of the drive so I am trying to reassure them that it’s all downhill from here and I, also, never want to have to drive 9.5 hours with them in a day again
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it’s Day 3 of S’more and Cats’ Very Long Journey. this morning the cats faced their fates (getting put into carriers and into the car) with something like resignation. I have assured them everyone admires their fortitude and character.
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(ambivalently) I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I mean it’s obviously not TRUE but that’s neither here nor there
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if one is asked by a rural rest stop/tourist trap employee how one’s day is going whilst one is In the act of purchasing cheese crackers, white Monster, and ibuprofen, what answer can one give BUT “living the dream”? I ask you.
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if you’ve got any cool music to recommend, please send ‘em. we’ve got, uh, all of South Dakota and a lot of Montana to get over today so while I have some audiobooks I will probably want some variety
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
good morning; it is now Day 2 of S’more and Cats’ Very Long Journey and I am happy to report that, despite no inconsiderable effort, at no point during Night 1 did any cat manage to climb up into the hotel box spring to escape the terrors that await them (more driving)
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I'm straight up spoiling you bro. I'm cherishing you in excess. Bro you are gonna be cosseted
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the hour of doom draws nigh. their majesties grow restless, but they cannot yet fathom what awaits them on the morrow.
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
two days from moving cross-country, which will require a four-day drive. every time I look at my cats, serenely unaware of what awaits them, I feel like an evil vizier on the cusp of betraying my liege
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
*nintendo direct narrator voice* most police officers carry guns. try grabbing one to see what happens!
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 01/09/2025
workers of the world, spice up your life
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
in the dealership waiting area while my car is being serviced. how many packets of complimentary fruit snacks do you think I can take before someone says something
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
some Mountain Goats maybe?
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
but if you’re interested in romance at all I do recommend reading Venetia, which is my favorite so far and contained zero sentiment (3) moments, and fewer sentiment (2) moments, although I’m not going to pretend Venetia and her love-interest shouldn’t also be dispossessed of their obscene wealth.
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
along with an occasional but still far-too-frequent unpleasant interjection of “oh my god Georgette, *what the actual fuck is wrong with you*” (it’s racism)
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
been reading a lot of Georgette Heyer lately, and so experiencing some whiplash between the sentiments “I’m so charmed, perhaps Heyer is the best to ever do it” and “these people should all be torn from their great houses, and their assets seized by the common laborers upon whose backs they tread”
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
my longest yeah boooooy ever
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brendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 06/08/2026
I used the power of the One Ring. I recognize that it's evil, and I expect a lot of people to be mad at me for using it. Sorry! However, I plan to continue using it. Here's why: (1/62)
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alexis @steppinlazer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
you heard it here first
a box inset on the bottom right corner of the microsoft windows lock screen titled “this day in history” followed by “evil lurking in the hearts of men no longer unknowable” with a link to “see more memories of the day”
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 29/07/2026
My garage has found a new solution to the problem of an appropriate gender-neutral salutation that works for all customers. It's 'Legend'. All communications start "Hello, you absolute legend." I mean, it's no less or more sincere than 'valued customer'.
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Adam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 28/07/2026
Neuromancer is chillingly relevant today because it asks: what if a guy would rather Die than stop Going Online
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Jim Furbranes @unlox.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
can’t find a night when everyone’s reliably free for it, huh
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
(contingent on additional paperwork/background check and such) HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO ME
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Independence Day
A drawing of Patience and Fortitude, the  stone lions that guard the entrance to the New York Public Library. Between them is a quote from Kurt Vonnegut: "The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries."
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
this is a fair point, I suppose
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“s’more, what about instacart” I don’t want to make anybody else go, either
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I should be allowed to astrally project to the grocery store instead of going in person.
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michael @modality.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It's simple: every game that has mechanics crunchier than I like was designed by and for unimaginative babies and any game where I have to interpret results more than I like was created by and for pretentious non-designers.
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
anyway all I actually want for my upcoming birthday is a job, in case you have one of those available
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s’more of babylon @smoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I don't believe in manifesting, but I wish I *did* believe in manifesting, because just wanting things, regular-style, with no belief that my internal states can impact the universe, is kind of a drag
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