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Smooti Boo Tooti

@smooti.bsky.social
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 20m
Big Chop Day 1: Haha fuck yeah Yes!! Big Chop Day 2, in which I wake up and look like I got my great grandma’s weekly perm: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 26m
I have a lot of hcs about what Lorroakan was like in the bedroom that don’t matter to anyone but me bcz they’re not like sexy or anything they’re me working through issues by making a minor villain bad at sex
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 1h
#tavqotd #nsfw Honestly, pretty inexperienced. They had a cute experimental romance as a teen, then some one off flings here and there as an adult, and then. Uh. Lorroakan. A lot of BG3 is learning what they actually enjoy out of sex.
A custom character in bg3
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 2h
Me: my immune system sucks fucking balls Spouse: well there’s your problem, it shouldn’t be doing that
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cornish person girl @gemma.transwrites.world · 2h
*thinking very loudly* damn girl, I hope the psychic babe can't hear this.
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 2h
Spent the night thinking this was it I was gonna cough so hard I died. Well I didn’t die
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 11h
Oh so when *I* call him the Antichrist I’m the problem but he gets to just say it
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 11h
Well I can’t decorate my house yet but I can decorate my social media profiles
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Johanna T 👻 📚 @johannamation.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
If you’re an artist with carpal tunnel, arthritis, or repetitive strain injuries in your hands, here’s what helped me: 🖊️ Draw w gel-style pens or turn up pressure sensitivity on stylus so you don’t have to press as hard 🖊️ Use voice-to-text as much as possible on 📱 🖊️ TAKE BREAKS 🖊️ Yoga for wrists!
Yoga for wrists and hands video, via the Yoga With Tim channel on Youtubd
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 15h
Asked my hair stylist for “butch cats the musical” how successful was she chat
A selfie of the op with calico colored hair in a short bixie haircut
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 20h
I love decorating for Halloween, I usually bring stuff down from the attic on the 30th to start decorating on the first but my health is like nope 🙃 I feel like I’ve betrayed my favorite season
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 22h
Im getting my hair done today and bcz of the desperately low spoon situation lately that is ALL I am resolving to get done today
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 22h
#tavqotd Tanis is absolutely down to go off on their own in search for clues, not because it’s a particularly good idea, but because they enjoy being on their own and are pretty confident they can handle whatever the hell’s in this forest anyway.
A custom character in bg3
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hi abolish the death penalty the state should never have the power to murder (yes this includes indirectly, I see you, ICE)
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Bryce? @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wolverine is kind of a catboy
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Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Batman says transphobes GTFO. 🏳️‍⚧️
Batman (Bruce Wayne) to Galaxy (Taylor Barzelay): “THERE WAS NO JUST CAUSE FOR YOU TO HAVE BEEN SINGLED OUT. IF SOMEONE IS MADE UNCOMFORTABLE BY YOUR PRESENCE ALONE, THEN IT'S THEM WHO NEEDS TO LEAVE, NOT YOU.”

Justice League: Dream Girls #4
Writers: Nicole Maines and Jadzia Axelrod
Artists (Pencil & Ink): Ted Brandt, Ro Stein, and Rosi Kämpe
Colorists: Dearbhla Kelly and Triona Farrell
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Herbal tea …… WITH pumpkin spice honey
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having a really rough health day so would love to see how yall see me when I get back up out of bed
A blank image with “Kin List According to oomfs” written at the top
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’d be really nice if my entire head didn’t feel like it was exploding
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spouse is out playing card games so you already know what time it is
Cats the musical (the 1998 filming of the play, not the more recent terrible cgi movie)
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✯ A Pained Inkwell ✯ @aorticinkwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
▪️-Charon-▪️ #art #hades #artsky #fanart
Image is of Charon from the game, Hades. He wears a wide brimmed hat while holding the handle to his oar.
He is looking to the viewer as a speech bubble beside him asks for coin.
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👻Maly Boo Tails👻 @malytwotails.com · 29/09/2026
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Artemesia Gentileschi, Judith Beheading Holofernes, 1620 #UnlockingWomensArt
Painting of a dramic scene reflecting two women in the process of beheading a prone man
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having a really rough health day so would love to see how yall see me when I get back up out of bed
A blank image with “Kin List According to oomfs” written at the top
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love how every time a tom cruise movie comes out everyone collectively forgets how absolutely heinously evil tom cruise is
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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Joranz @joranz1204.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#BaldursGate3 #tav Act 0, Scene 3 In the Choice Rage
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve had a lot of men in my life, post leaving my abuser, who say things like “oh if I’d known what was happening at the time I would’ve killed/maimed/beat him” and it’s like ok, but you met the guy. You spoke to him. You knew our age differences. And you said and did nothing then.
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
More I scroll past this the more I’m kinda seeing a resemblance
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not taking hrt to look like my mother or my father but a secret third thing (a vtuber)
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Been throwing out nuts for the birds in the mornings al
Two nearly identical long haired tabby cats both staring out a window intently
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MARCY BONES! ☠️ @marcybones64.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the cure to my burnout is consequences for powerful, evil people, the upending of capitalism, and the abolition of the american empire
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Put on a b movie about alien worms and it starts, immediately, bang, with the alien crash landing and two campers immediately getting killed by em. Opening title ain’t even here yet. Modern movies you wouldn’t even get a single worm shot til a full hour and a half in
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that.
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sticker collecting books are the best
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Yeppenny 🌸 @yeppennydoodles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Squad Ghouls 🕯️🌙🎃 #art #illustration
Illustration by Yeppenny Doodles of Lucky, Raymond, Bob, Lolly, and Kiki from Animal Crossing inside a haunted mansion.
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Older I get the more I feel like I owe my high school teacher an apology for that time I used a book report to basically make an essay shipping two characters in a required reading book. Yall, I included a mixed cd of love songs.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A digital recreation of a panel from the 1960s Hungarian comic strip Jucika by Pál Pusztai. In the image (drawn with black outlines and limited color that is also charmingly, wildly out of register) we see the main character, Jucika, a brunette woman with a short, kicky haircut wearing a striped, green, knee-length, sleeveless dress. She is dancing with a delighted-looking man in a military uniform who is holding one of her hands while in the other she's carrying a red portable radio by its little handle. She's grinning back over her shoulder to the left to see an attractive woman – red hair in curly bangs and a pony tail and wearing a different sort of green dress – who is dancing to the music from the radio with a different delighted-looking man in a brown suit. Everyone is having a great time. Below the drawing is all lower case script lettering with a brown drop that reads 'talán ma fog megtörténni', which my Hungarian-speaking friend Matilda assures me translates to 'Maybe it will happend today'
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#tavqotd Tanis has accidentally called Withers ‘Dad’ more than once. He takes it in stride every single time.
A custom character in bg3Withers from BG3
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The funniest thing is I have spent most of the years in this ttrpg group being a healer / support character. Even times I’d try to not be that id end up just becoming that. This time around I went in telling them I’m playing a cleric of Umberlee. I’m deliberately evil. I would not be the team healer
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My character (cleric of Umberlee) in the tabletop game we’re playing rn can summon an undine so I drew it
An Illustration of an undine (water sprite), appearing as a humanoid made of water with darker blue water “hair” and frilly gills on the side  of its head
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I will not get into the dirty soda trend. That’s supporting Mormonism I can’t do it ethically
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nothing breaks my heart more than the state of child services in my country
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Use a vid, GIF, or pic to describe your mood today!
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Maomao Apothecary Diaries
Alt: Maomao from Apothecary Diaries runs and flops onto a bed
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⛓️Nye🐇 @nigelgraz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All my beloved lesbian vampire OCs so far...i was put on this earth to draw beautiful evil women
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Goin to see Weird Al
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𝖀nreal to𝖀rnement 2043 @ditzypie.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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chep @ gatewayfate 404, mcm @cheppoly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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