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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
hey uh mike thats terrifying!!
a tumblr ad reads: Join the conversation about God's plan with Mike Pence. Share your thoughts!

under it, an image of a plastic mannequin face wearing glasses. the lighting is coming from the bottom left corner which has created quite a creepy "expression" on the mannequin. its a very unnerving picture
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
okay how tf do u even gain followers on here??? is it bc im australian and the time zones r whack? cause i dont like that. feels like im posting into the void
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
ugh why cant my subscriptions recommend me a show ive seen before that is new and exciting and is easily watchable while i dont pay attention but will keep me invested why is this TOO MUCH to ask‼️😭😭😭
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
im setting timers to remind me to post so i can make it through my backlog and finally catch up lmaooo cause im posting on a schedule on fb now so im getting way behind 😂
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
im like obsessed with goodnight moon asmr's celebrity assistant videos 😩😩😩 imagine having that but like fr 🥹
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
brave kid cause i'd be scared of that if i woke up randomly in the night
twitter user "kellie" @gyllenhaal: so the neighbour just sent my dad a message on facebook....

they posted two images. the first is a screenshot of the message, which says "I'm tired of being scared of whatever is in your kids creepy window" and under that is a photo taken at night of a lit window, with a large shadowy figure in the middle

the second image is a photo of inside the room, which shows a large cardboard cutout of the character Dean Winchester from Supernatural standing infront of the blinds.
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
i wonder how thats gonna affect certain types of channels 🤔 a small victory nonetheless
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
SO BOYCOT LOVE DETOX JUST TO RETOX AND I'D PROMISE YOU ANYTHING FOR ANOTHER SHOT AT LIFE‼️‼️
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
i dont know why we set everything up to have terrible work life balance
twitter user "sarah zedig! 🍉🐐" @hmsnofun: of course no one wants to work, there's no reward for living in society anymore

their next tweet: wow you mean i can work two jobs where my bosses treat me like a machine and customers treat me like a verbal punching bag so i can make rent in my overpriced suburban duplex and then never have free time ever again? golly uncle sam i'm not sure i lkke your freedom very much!
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
just serenading my cat~
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
me 2 my therapist
image of a young goat looking at the camera with the text "the rage inside me builds"
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
so i found out theres at least one acc on nsfwbsky that will only quote stuff w alt text, and posts alt text themself 😶 i mean irdk how to feel ab that lmao it seems like a lawt to me 😅 but idk if ppl appreciate it? 😶
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
would go hard tho
caption: i think i downloaded the wrong velma show

image is of the mystery gang drawn as jojos characters
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
gurl nah i dont feel bad im GIGGLING
caption: I feel sorry for anybody who wrapped their cyber truck. Apparently wrap shops just forgot you're only supposed to wrap painted surfaces. The brushed stainless steel texture completelt absorbs the adhesive causing the removal process to look like this and completely ruining the underlying finish. 

the image is a cybertruck looking beat up as hell because the wrap ruined the finish 😂
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
mixing up a special healing concoction ✨️🌱🔮 (combining a bunch of weed strains together)
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
im hunge but dinners soon hhmph
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
okay so i cant enable forced alt text on only ONE account, and im not doing alt text on my gd sw content lmao they should fix that, but its off for now. if i forget i forget, i apologise but i can't have it force me to describe my damn lewds 😭
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
i did it but the cost is crushing me
twitter user "Shammy🎀" @iam_shammy0: at some point, you really have to tell yourself "this isn't an experience i want to keep having" and stop entertaining things that don't benefit you in any way
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
when gerard way said "through the windshield sailing with these airbags failing" i felt dat
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
you wanna know what the number one fear for women is? 😐
threads(?) user "men.with.manners": The number one fear among single men? Being branded a 'creep'.

When I post about this, I'm always met with comments like: "Good! I'm glad all the creepy men are actually starting to worry about this!" But the problem is, the creepy ones usually worry the least.

Are there plenty of creepy men out there? Absolutely.
But assuming men who fear being creepy ARE creepy is unfair to millions of innocent over-thinkers.

"thewonderlizard" replied: You seem to be placing the onus of this on women. Like we need to stop thinking of men as creepy  because it's "unfair". This is bullshit, I hope you know. If you want men to stop being seen as creepy, it's up to Y'ALL to call each other out. Quit letting your boys get away with creepy behaviour. This isn't on women. We're just trying to stay alive.
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
antihistamine update: i can breathe through my nose for once in my entire life
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
my friends on fb posting positive big life updates while im getting evaluated for a chronic illness 💀
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
they didnt think this one through i fear
twitter user "philip lewis" @Phil_Lewis_ : Fantastic what

quoted tweet by "Dexerto" @Dexerto: Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnight

It is one of the most wanted collabs ever
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(pictured is an image of the new fantastic four, next to another image of just the fortnight logo)

(a/n: the joke is foreskins vs four skins)
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
sisyphus boulder (cleaning my dry herb vape)
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
i make u laugh? yay 😎
caption: how i feel after making a good joke

image: a pot of chocolate sauce or something, with text that reads "Cool for a few minutes" (obviously from a recipe video)
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
took my new twice daily antihistamines after i got my bloods done 😩 lets see if i have "allergic to existence" syndrome 🥴
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
it's just a hunted for sport anxiety kinda day
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
innocence
caption: Saw this at an Airbnb. What is the point of this hole in the glass

pictured is a toilet close to the bathtub, with the general shower zone of the tub covered by a sheet of glass. at about the height of the tap to turn it on, is a medium sized hole. (a/n: the implication being its a gloryhole, but the best real explanation is it's to turn the shower on without getting wet)
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
*vibrates into the next layer of reality*
a very sketched drawing of an increasingly unhinged looking girl with text reading "i just need to calm down" repeated over and over, also getting increasingly unhinged and crowded as it goes down
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
cursed
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
if any more things happen i will Give Up
tumblr user "commonzinnia":
i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
call me jim bc i be lookin at that camera like im on the office
top caption: Me looking at the invisible camera every time somebody say sum dumb ahh shi

the picture is of an orange cat looking in the direction of the camera with a concerned look
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
i think a hug from vessel would fix me
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
oh no,,, monday's almost already over,,, 😩😩😩
a screenshot i took of one of those scam ads on a news article. an image of a person putting a piece of scrunched up alfoil over the corner of an old samsung smartphone (a/n: tinfoil hat vibes)

captioned: Android Users Don't Forget To Do This Before Monday
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
indica bc you'll be locked into it for awhile 😏
twitter user "krill" @krilllf: 

Is your pussy indica or sativa
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
forcing myself to feel something by listening to songs that hurt 🫶
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
🥺🥺🥺
twitter user "aspasia ♡" @Etherealld0ll:
Kitten..it hurts daddy a lot when you remind him he's almost 30 :c
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
oh that would get them so mad 😂😂😂
top text reads: What my homophobic neighbours see when they try to find WiFi now

the image is a screenshot of wifi networks. the connected one reads "League of Lesbians 5ghz"

under "my networks" it lists:
Flickin The Bean
League of Lesbians 2.4ghz
League of Lesbians 2.4ghz EXT

under "other networks" it lists:
Band of Bojingos (a/n: google knows nothing about this but i think its a boobs thing)
Big Clit Energy
Den Of Vulvarines
Just Say No To Penis
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
yummy yummy nomnom
twitter user "little special™" @dollbunyan: I'm going to start a candy company that judt makes edible versions of the stuff I'm not allowed to eat (mahjong tiles, large pillar candles, various gems and rocks,)
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
stop!!! assuming that people with bad social perception skills are autistic!!!! this is stereotyping and not helping anyone oh my gOD
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
things i cant say on facebook: looooveeee getting assfucked 🫶🫶🫶
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
i could wager a few guesses
top text reads: Me, a former "gifted kid" trying to figure out why i am a barely functional adult:

under it, a picture of a lady with speech captions at the bottom reading "- I really want to know what went wrong?"
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
every day i wake up and im alive for about an hour before the insecurity demon busts down my door
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
hnnggg okay i rly gotta start using this again for my posts. i'll start slowly dragging some of my most recent ones over here i think
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
im breaking generational curses by getting diagnosed with autism
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 03/06/2025
happy pride
Cat with "gay" sticker on its head
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meow @smolemowitchygf.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
sorry i abandoned posting my fb shitposts here as well. life got me again and its more effort than i have atm 🥹
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick Lamar managed to piss off all the right people. Well done.
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ethel cainhurst † @durendoll.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
spiritually identifying with this 1889 illustration of a studious crow with a halo
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great phagliacci @dumpstercrawler.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Rewarding myself for doing my taxes with a massive rip from the bong and 16 straight hours of stardew valley
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