Reposted by Sam MalörtChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Looked up one of the Project 2025 guys and he looks like one of the Titans from Attack on Titan. 2554759 0
Sam Malört @smokedsammin.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Every time I pick up a pencil, I envision jabbing it into my eye. Curiously, I don't experience this with pens. #intrusivethoughts 020 0
Reposted by Sam MalörtSpook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 07/12/2024It's been a long time since America has had a proper outlaw folk hero but we are so back 0181 0
Reposted by Sam MalörtSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 06/12/2024here’s a comic about smiling 161220053235 0
Reposted by Sam MalörtKyosein ☕️ (Commissions closed!) @kyosein.bsky.social · 02/12/2024431 was Katsuki's nightmare guys, he just woke up to his adorable Deku, he's safe 🧡💚 12882255 0
Sam Malört @smokedsammin.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Twitter = toxic relatives Bluesky = found family 010 0
Sam Malört @smokedsammin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Loving these new stained glass brushes. #procreate 010 0
Reposted by Sam MalörtDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I was already excited to click on a news story about Rudy Giuliani having a meltdown in court today and YELLING at the judge. But nothing prepared me for the courtroom sketch 1094355034555 0
Reposted by Sam MalörtDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 08/11/2024The Substance (1996) 10904225 0
Sam Malört @smokedsammin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024If I wore a Tshirt that said something like "I WOULDN'T HELP TAYLOR SWIFT IF SHE WERE DYING IN THE STREET" Would there be some sort of Swiftie Fatwa against me? 2100 0
Sam Malört @smokedsammin.bsky.social · 22/11/2024SEEKING ARTISTS for user testing of an app I'm designing. Basically we'd schedule a 10-15min session where I have you click through screens and you'd give your feedback. I think it would be fun. :) #ux #callforartists #artistsofbluesky #usertesting #ui 230 0
Reposted by Sam Malörtwint @dril.bsky.social · 20/11/2024did michael jackson really say "Hee Hee" ? This guys even more of a dope than i thought . 887746498 0
Sam Malört @smokedsammin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024One of my more popular ones. #proncessmononoke #miyazaki #koth #kingofthehill #bobbyhill 0101 0
Reposted by Sam MalörtFatalGoth 🔥 ☽Gothurbate.com☾ 🔥 @fatalgoth.com · 15/11/2024In BDSM… we flip the script. 😝 #bdsm #femdom 418243 0
Sam Malört @smokedsammin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024It's November in Texas. Please sun, you can go now. #austin #texas 030 0
Reposted by Sam MalörtMoon @moonocababa.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Seeing more and more unsavory types trying to set up here, figured it would be good to post The Image 220157823596 0
Sam Malört @smokedsammin.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Hey folks, I'm coming over from #Xitter. Here's one of my proudest works. #Grimace #McDonalds #Goya 2103 0