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Sam Malört

@smokedsammin.bsky.social
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Illustration, UX, goofs @smoked_sammin on IG

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Looked up one of the Project 2025 guys and he looks like one of the Titans from Attack on Titan.
A photo of James Sherk.
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Sam Malört @smokedsammin.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Every time I pick up a pencil, I envision jabbing it into my eye. Curiously, I don't experience this with pens. #intrusivethoughts
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
It's been a long time since America has had a proper outlaw folk hero but we are so back
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
here’s a comic about smiling
4 panel comic featuring a red guy and a yellow guy.

Panel 1: Red guy: How can you be smiling when a man has been shot dead?

Panel 2: Yellow guy: His company policies denied vital medical care to those who needed it. He profited off the death and misery of thousands of vulnerable people

Panel 3: Yellow guy produces a white sheet of paper and says: Here’s a photo of him while he was doing it

Panel 4: Yellow guy is holding a photo of a man with a huge smile on his face
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Kyosein ☕️ (Commissions closed!) @kyosein.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
431 was Katsuki's nightmare guys, he just woke up to his adorable Deku, he's safe 🧡💚
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Sam Malört @smokedsammin.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Twitter = toxic relatives Bluesky = found family
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Sam Malört @smokedsammin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Loving these new stained glass brushes. #procreate
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I was already excited to click on a news story about Rudy Giuliani having a meltdown in court today and YELLING at the judge. But nothing prepared me for the courtroom sketch
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Sam Malört @smokedsammin.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Some of my #Pokémon drawings.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
The Substance (1996)
Eddie Murphy Sparkle and Pump It Up Eddie Murphy
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björk 182 @readsettle.rs · 25/11/2024
swole garfield "monday again no problem"
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Sam Malört @smokedsammin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
If I wore a Tshirt that said something like "I WOULDN'T HELP TAYLOR SWIFT IF SHE WERE DYING IN THE STREET" Would there be some sort of Swiftie Fatwa against me?
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Sam Malört @smokedsammin.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
SEEKING ARTISTS for user testing of an app I'm designing. Basically we'd schedule a 10-15min session where I have you click through screens and you'd give your feedback. I think it would be fun. :) #ux #callforartists #artistsofbluesky #usertesting #ui
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Sam Malört @smokedsammin.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Weiner is gone,
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
did michael jackson really say "Hee Hee" ? This guys even more of a dope than i thought .
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C A M 💫 @baomii.com · 16/11/2024
retro videogames 💛💫 #art #illust
a digital illustration in lineless style featuring old video game consoles, toys, and controllers beaten up with dings and patched bandages, stickers, some partially covered in moss, clover and foliage. consoles include a yellow dreamcast, gray game boy, clear purple cased gameboy advance, yellow clear nintendo 2DS. there’s a blue sony controller, a custom nintendo game cartridge featuring baomii mascots bun + panda, a clear green tamagotchi, and retro wooden case TV with green screen display and a little sprout antenna on the top. the color palette is keyed in a bright cream yellow, featuring grays, yellows, greens, and blues.
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Sam Malört @smokedsammin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
One of my more popular ones. #proncessmononoke #miyazaki #koth #kingofthehill #bobbyhill
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FatalGoth 🔥 ☽Gothurbate.com☾ 🔥 @fatalgoth.com · 15/11/2024
In BDSM… we flip the script. 😝 #bdsm #femdom
thegoodshirts.com
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Sam Malört @smokedsammin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
#spagett #timanderic #adultswim
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Sam Malört @smokedsammin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It's November in Texas. Please sun, you can go now. #austin #texas
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Moon @moonocababa.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Seeing more and more unsavory types trying to set up here, figured it would be good to post The Image
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Sam Malört @smokedsammin.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Hey folks, I'm coming over from #Xitter. Here's one of my proudest works. #Grimace #McDonalds #Goya
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