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AR Sullivan @arsullivanart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All cleaned up! Finally feel like I'm getting the hang of using photo textures Keep an eye out for Regalius on YT for the vid this will be featured in!
A green deinosuchus chomping on a black and white plesiosaur in the ocean on a sunny day
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My youngest daughter is friends with a French girl she met in Roblox in junior high. They're both about to graduate high school. The French Girl has been sending my kid photos of herself at the protests and talking to her about it. My kid is being radicalized by a French e-girl. #resist #nokings
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AR Sullivan @arsullivanart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got commissioned to paint up some dinos for a YT thumbnail! time to start detailing all those scales...
Deino chomping on a plesiosaur in the open ocean
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AR Sullivan @arsullivanart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🐊!
two black and white sketchy portraits of a couple crocodiles
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Occurred to me today that I haven't heard any governments trying to attack WhatsApp in a long time. It used to be a "huge security risk" and "a communication channel for terrorism and criminals" But now it doesn't seem to bother them any more. Which probably means it's not secure any more.
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish you could hurt ChatGPT's feelings.
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This YouTube video just said blah blah "nearly 30 year-old vehicle" and I was prepared for a car from the 1970s to appear but then he showed me 2001 Honda and now I feel sick.
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"If you aren't cheating, you aren't trying." As a kid I thought that sounded cool and rebellious. I heard it repeated a lot and would nod along. As an adult I think it sounds weak. "I lack the skill to win if the playing field is level."
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well the Ed Sheeran tour, featuring Macklemore, Finneas, Aaron Rowe, Lukas Graham, and backed by Beoga, is now... The Ed Sheeran tour. Everyone else is out. Gone. Poof. Hey, quick question for Ed, when you said "I am not complicit." Complicit in what? Say it. #FreePalestine 🇵🇸 #EdSheeran #resist
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Jennifer de Ghoulsman Haunts Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My daughter’s latest masterpiece
A painting of a round cat with small ears in a McDonald’s fry bag
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Over the last 30 years the Dallas Cowboys have had: 8 Coaches 26 Quarterbacks 28 First Round Draft Picks 130+ Pro-Bowl selections 1 Owner I wonder what needs to change. #cowboys #NFL #football
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was looking into theories that explain how quantum entanglement bypasses light speed rules and uhh... Our best scientific minds have narrowed it down to: Wormholes, luminiferous aether, time travel, no free will, or the multiverse. WTF? #physics
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I hate the #YouTube algorithm. I clicked a video about #Supergirl being a flop because I was curious. Toward the end of the video the dude stops reporting movie news/gossip and starts an anti-woke, anti-women rant. Today, half my feed is balding 40 year-old incel torsos with toy walls behind them.
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
From the #Venezuela earthquake. Imagine you are holding a tub of water, imagine how violently you would have to shake that tub to make the water move the way it moves in that pool. #earthquake
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
#resist #nokings
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Giles :(
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I envy people for whom the satisfaction of doing shit outweighs the mental burden of getting up.
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Imagine President Kamala Harris: Suing the IRS for billions Tears down the East Wing of the White House Attacks Iran Gas prices at $5 a gallon Still hiding the Epstein Files Deployed ICE & told them to ignore the constitution Setting up concentration camps across the country #Resist #NoKings
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This #Cuba talk worries me a lot because if I was Cuba I'd be taking lessons from #Ukraine and building drones right now. And if they are building drones you need to ask yourself what is going to be in range of those drones and what would you do with them if you knew you couldn't win.
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Used to be able to find haters online & hate on a thing for sucking. Now you gotta wade through incels who hate it because there was a female lead or a black person. No losers, I hate it because the writing was bad & the story made no sense. Stop making everything about your problems with women.
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I'm switching to fantasy just so I don't have to write about AI. #writing
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Victorian News: Undaunted, Sir Dingle mounted a second rescue expedition three years later and succeeded in returning Lord Cumbersnartch-The-Unkillable home after twelve long years. Modern News: The exhaustive search was called off after a week. Me: No one survives after the first 24 hours anyway.
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It's an odd feeling to hear the words of the President on TV and then see a "tweet from the Iranian government" that says the opposite and to wholeheartedly believe the Iranian tweet over the spoken words of the President Of The United States Of America. #resist #NoKings
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Straight flush over straight flush. Poor guy was betting into me the whole time, shoved on the river. I felt bad, I'd have done the same thing. His only mistake was cheap pre-flop action. I could have been made to fold pre-flop with a serious bet. #QueenOfHearts #poker #straightflush #gaming
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The first time aging bothered me was in an online game; someone asked how old I was and I didn't want to answer. Before that moment I was pretty zen about it: "Aging is fine, I like myself better now than I did when I was young." Until someone asked my age in a game & I really wanted to lie.
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
It's impossible to use a fruit in a metaphor without it becoming sexual.
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AR Sullivan @arsullivanart.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
lincolnshire dogman (that I forgot to post yesterday)
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AR Sullivan @arsullivanart.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
My take on Shub Niggurath! An amorphous tentacle-cloud that is constantly giving birth to monsters and my personal fav from the cthulhu pantheon
a manta-ray shaped cloud monster with several huge mouths surrounded by many smaller nondescript monsters.
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
If I write down two wishes, and then my first wish is to know what the results of those two wishes would be before I make them... Does that work? Do I beat the genie game?
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Nobody warns you that having kids fucks up all your daydreams about time travel.
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I'm working on a pitch & I needed some "Cool on-theme art for people to look at while I talk, bonus if I can use it for promo too." I commissioned @arsullivanart.bsky.social and the result... Wow. I may have a print made & hang this in my office. #art #digitalart #oc #bison #wildlife #animalart
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AR Sullivan @arsullivanart.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
A little wip. Man, I forget that I actually like sculpting , like, a lot
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The first Star Trek #Lego set is now available! #EnterpriseD Go go go! Buy #StarTrek Legos! I need more #Trek Lego sets so this set must sell out! I did my part! It's a tad expensive, but how important is food really? #Legos #Toys #Christmas #BlackFriday #TNG #gifts www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
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Memes and Crap @memesandcrap.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Chickens used to be monsters. Artist is @arsullivanart.bsky.social #art #original #oc #digitalart #illustration #comics #comicbooks #chicken #animals #animalart #dinosaurs
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
My 17 y/o is playing #GodOfWar. As I pass through the living room and she says to me: "Is it normal to hate my son?" "Why do you hate him?" "He just... doesn't listen and always thinks he knows better." Me, laughing hysterically: "Yeah that must be super fucking annoying." "Shut up." #kids
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AR Sullivan @arsullivanart.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
look upon him and tremble u_u
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
When people ask me what kind of #music I like.
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
If you're worried about our #troops following #Trump orders to invade our cities, just recall how they chose to carry out their orders for his birthday parade. Even idiots learn to march in basic. These are #Rangers and #SpecialForces. We're gonna be fine. #politics #resist #NoKings
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Hello, It is almost 90 degrees in #Texas today. In #November. Everything is fine. The world is fine. We had a great third quarter and that offsets at least 10 degrees of climate change, right? Anyway, I gotta go turn the air down, it's really hot in here. #weather #climatechange #MeltingEarth
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I would like to place a #bet that this #Texas DPS officer had money on the #football game. Who is taking odds? Sports betting was largely illegal for a long time for a reason. We already have Senators, Soldiers, Athletes, & Cops in unrecoverable amounts of gambling debt, it'll get worse. #Aggies
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Ok so we're off starship here and we're in a older style structure/setting, like concrete walls with inlaid designs and some stained glass maybe in the background. Centered on camera is a guy. He's wearing a white turtleneck shirt under a ruffly sikly black robe, but it all looks formal and fancy. He's a redhead, his hair is buoyant, and he has a thick and spongy red beard. Could easily be a yacht rock artist from the 80s. He's looking forward with a 'manifest destiny' kind of fire in his eye. Closed caption reads, "I am the anarchy of lust."
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 13/11/2025
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
So that "unnamed project" I mentioned a few months back is still being tinkered with. Our little 3 person team has a first playable build and we're now implementing the first abilities for rabbit so we can see if it's fun. Character sheet by @arsullivanart.bsky.social #indie #gamedev #art #oc
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
So @veritasium.bsky.social has a #YouTube video on Misplaced Confidence today. I was watching it and they asked people on the street "Are there more Trees on Earth or Stars in the Milky Way?" I decided to ask #ChatGPT please note the confidence of the "Short Answer" vs the actual Final Answer. #AI
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 11/11/2025
Jon Stewart "Can't F**king Believe" Democrats Caved on the Shutdown youtu.be/eFI6MwlLJ08
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Jon Stewart "Can't F**king Believe" Democrats Caved on the Shutdown | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 10/11/2025
Dr. Oz wants each American to lose 400 pounds for the midterm swimsuit competition
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Fiction Writer: One who sends their imaginary friends on imaginary adventures and then wants to tell you about it. #writing #booksky #authors #fiction
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Sam @smokedbison.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
The spelling of "rhythm" is ludicrous and no one ever talks about it.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
webmd my reflection in the mirror is gone
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