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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large*

@smohq.bsky.social
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A snark of light in a sea of darkness. Oxford Comma enthusiast. William Archibald Spooner disciple. Helping Friendly Book advocate. MCM artist. NFA. MSTie. Utah Phillips. The poodle bites. Safety \<>/ Third. Fucking swears. Nuck Fazis. *Not an attorney.

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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My prediction for the October Surprise: Trump‘s usefulness to The project 25 Party has reached its preordained end. He has been a useful wrecking ball, smashing holes in our democracy that they will walk right thru. He will soon be dispatched, bringing chaos, and upending democracy, voting, et al.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Huzzah! I just survived major open heart surgery two weeks ago which sent me into renal failure thus into dialysis. Getting discharged as I type this, and heading home to fill out my ballot before my next round. SKODEN! SDOODIS!
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
epstein files
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My prediction for the October Surprise: Trump‘s usefulness to The project 25 Party has reached its preordained end. He has been a useful wrecking ball, smashing holes in our democracy that they will walk right thru. He will soon be dispatched, bringing chaos, and upending democracy, voting, et al.
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Matt @nosoupforgeorge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The DOJ is now 297 days overdue to release the Epstein files.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Release the Epstein files. Lock up the Epstein ‘Philes.
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I like presidents that don’t laugh when a woman is being beaten up by a man at one of their rally’s
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I like presidents who don’t hold rallies while they are president. That’s not what the fuck presidents do. I like presidents who work for the people, not hold “adore me, ain’t I something” and cheer on vicious troglodytes. But maybe that’s just me.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Huzzah Matt! Wishing you a good evening.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He wasn’t a Republican president to begin with. But it’s a good thing that Donald John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt Trump got your very scary sounding name correct.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Release the Epstein Files. Lock up the Epstein ‘Philes.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I still contend that Character Zer0 is about a M*A*S*H drinking game. 🐡🍣🐠🐟
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Can you see thru the lines?
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What? I take back my ‘like’, you hawking grifter.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
lol Icwudt
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The party of Low and Mordor.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sung in Paul Lynde’s voice: “🎼🎶 Oh his affairs are a veritable smorgasbord…🎵
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
NOOOOOOoooooooo!
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
*Epstein visa
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He’s deepin a thesaurus right now, digging out the best, deepest, sternest of words to issue forth on a parchment scroll.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
*and/or pillage. Stoopid hospital drugs, whee!
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Now ‘discover’ every day that touches it in the calendar until you’ve raped and pillaged your way to Halloween, then move on to November. First act is to rape and/or the daylight savings time change. Please and thank you, your mighty discoverness.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
But Mar-Quayne, what about Melania marrying her groomer to her into the United States? Gonna look into that anytime soon?
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Release the Epstein Files. Lock up the Epstein ‘Philes.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Release the Epstein Files. Lock up the Epstein ‘Philes.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
*laughs in protocol droid*
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🤘😖🤘
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🏆
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I live in the beautiful mountains of Southern California. But can you be my mayor too? New Yorkers are SO fortunate to have you. Thank you for proving to the world that the government can function efficiently AND benefit the people. ✌️
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love you all.
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Mincepies @mincepies8888.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
US Vote deadlines are close Registration ends: Oct 4th - Alaska, Rhode Island, S. Carolina. Oct 5th - Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Kentucky, Louisiana, Ohio, Texas Help Desk: www.votefromabroad.org Citizens abroad request ballot by e mail. Please repost everywhere to remind other Americans
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Request Absentee Ballots for US Citizens | VoteFromAbroad.org
Helping US Citizens Request Their Absentee Ballot to Vote from Outside the US | VoteFromAbroad.org
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's a shame that Jeffrey Epstein died before we could have fixed everything by asking him to write a short essay saying he was sorry.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Coming up after the break on NewsMax, Essays: Cruel and unusual punishment?
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Coming up after the break on NewsMax, Essays: Cruel and unusual punishment?
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Parody children’s book cover of an illustrated toddler and a dog. The child is saying, “HOW BIG IS THIS SHITSHOW?” And the doggo is saying, “WE’RE FUCKED”
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oddmanout @oddmanout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let us all remember
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Release the Epstein Files. Lock up the Epstein ‘Philes.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Stephen Colbert Spits Drink
ALT: Stephen Colbert Spits Drink
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Oh honey, mansplaining is simply a word combining the words ‘man’ and ‘explaining.’”
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Those essays were double spaced with 4” margins, so there’s a silver rapist lining.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He may not be Very kind of heart But he sure fucked kids
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
epstein files
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
35 days for me.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fett you, Fuckerman.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*spit take gif*
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Donnie Two-Dolls likes Super Intelligence more than Artificial Intelligence because the initials SI are closer to SA than AI is.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aubergine Jones
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dragonshrimp!
Cat in a shrimp costume
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Falkor Winks - You Got This
ALT: Falkor Winks - You Got This
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