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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large*

@smohq.bsky.social
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A snark of light in a sea of darkness. Oxford Comma enthusiast. William Archibald Spooner disciple. Helping Friendly Book advocate. MCM artist. NFA. MSTie. Utah Phillips. The poodle bites. Safety \<>/ Third. Fucking swears. Nuck Fazis. *Not an attorney.

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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love you all.
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Mincepies @mincepies8888.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
US Vote deadlines are close Registration ends: Oct 4th - Alaska, Rhode Island, S. Carolina. Oct 5th - Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Kentucky, Louisiana, Ohio, Texas Help Desk: www.votefromabroad.org Citizens abroad request ballot by e mail. Please repost everywhere to remind other Americans
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's a shame that Jeffrey Epstein died before we could have fixed everything by asking him to write a short essay saying he was sorry.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Coming up after the break on NewsMax, Essays: Cruel and unusual punishment?
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oddmanout @oddmanout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let us all remember
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Release the Epstein Files. Lock up the Epstein ‘Philes.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He may not be Very kind of heart But he sure fucked kids
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
epstein files
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fett you, Fuckerman.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🧁🥮🙂😎
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 27/09/2026
I’d rather be annoying than oblivious. These days, neutrality looks more like surrender.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The country we knew A milk carton memory Have you seen this dream
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Orange decay, rot Seething malaise blankets all Decency withers
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn't it nice when there's something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheUnredactedEPSTEIN-Files
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trump prefers Super Intelligence to Artificial Intelligence because SI is closer to SA than AI is.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
⚠️🚨🔔🚨🔔🚨⚠️ Only 37 days remaining until midterms, are you registered? ***ARE YOU SURE?!?*** ❗️❕❗️Expect shenanigans❗️❕❗️ Check here, check OFTEN: www.vote.org/am-i-registe...
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Release the Epstein Files. Lock up the Epstein ‘Philes.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
‘So he called up the French and he said, “Bon Jour, I’ll take a hundred jet fighters and some caviar, and some nice napalm, and a dry red wine, and a case of nerve gas if you don’t mind.”’
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The World Is Mad
YouTube video by Bright Blue Gorilla - Topic
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hot take: A brownie is not cake, it doesn’t need frosting.
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Clay Bennett @claybennett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
9/26/2026- SCOTUS www.timesfreepress.com/news/2026/se...
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really miss Philip Seymour Hoffman.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In the hospital facing possible open heart surgery, yet when I awake each morning my first thought is, “What fresh hell has he brought today?” Then I remember my situation, and can only resolve to outlast Orange Orban and see his cold, corrupt corpse bring immeasurable joy and relief to the world.
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Carter @retracredloh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Except read to our children and fill me with joy at their sheer existence.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh bother.
Winnie the Pooh with Alien’s Xenomorph facehugger on his face. “Oh bother.”
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Donnie Two-Dolls, the Predident of the United States, sexually and physically assaulted a thirteen year-old girl. That Predident is now in charge of our country and is driving it over a cliff to democracy’s death. Whee! I hate this timeline.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
**URGENT** 🚨 How many of the 1.2 million Texan voters who had their eligibility purged are even aware it happened? How many won’t find out until it’s too late to vote? With less than 40 days until midterms, how ‘bout you? Are YOU still eligible to vote? ⁉️ARE YOU SURE?⁉️ Check here, check often:
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The only thing I have faith in Cory Booker for is his ability to hold his piss for extended periods of time.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jesse Watters sucks mushroom dick with gusto.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Parody children’s book cover of an illustrated toddler and a dog. The child is saying, “HOW BIG IS THIS SHITSHOW?” And the doggo is saying, “WE’RE FUCKED”
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never. Stop. Asking.
Some old hippie holding a sign that reads, "Who are the Epstein 'Philes?" 

Sign materials: Acid-free foam core board, orange, teal, and black sharpie ink. All purchased and created by some old hippie. George Soros contributed nothing to this protester, although some old hippie probably wouldn't say no if George Soros offered.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If only…
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Predident* of the United States is a sniveling, thin-skinned, weak-ass, low-T, whiny, man-baby. *Not a typo
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Release the Epstein Files. Lock up the Epstein ‘Philes.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lightning strike! Lightning strike! Lightning strike!
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Open heart surj, O! Must survive to see his cold Body beneath ground A haiku of resolve
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Compassion In An Unruly World @sierrarey10.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The American Gestapo are subhuman filth; untrained, unqualified brute squads comprised of domestic abusers, racists, and murderers.
Their very existence is an affront to our constitution, as is the sadistic regime that has subverted the concept of homeland security into a repulsive ethnic cleansing campaign. 
Every last soulless husk who has played a role in this irredeemable debacle must be hunted down, named, shamed, tried, convicted and sentenced for their crimes against this nation and humanity at large. 
Every last soulless husk who has played a role in this irredeemable debacle must be abjured by society for the rest of their miserable existence.
Their spouses should leave them. 
Their offspring should revile them. 	
Their landlords should evict them. 
Their neighbors should shun them. 
Every last one of them should understand just how vile and how hated they are to their very last breath.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Quiet, piggy.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s incredibly appropriate for this banned cartoon to make the rounds today.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Blue Monday all! Check out this beautiful instrumental cover of New Order’s Blue Monday:
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Tanghetto - Blue Monday (videoclip)
YouTube video by Tanghetto
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Human beings, who are almost unique [among animals] in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
~ Douglas Adams
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Release the Epstein Files. Lock up the Epstein ‘Philes.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/09/2026
Maybe don't talk about fleece for awhile.
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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large* @smohq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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