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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel most sorry for those who depend on tips to pay their bills: for example, tourism to Las Vegas is down 40%. However, note that there were also other factors for low Worldcon attendance: high fuel prices affected those flying or driving, and there were large layoffs in the tech sector.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“In addition, giraffes are now tall horses. Because that’s what they are. They’re just tall horses. Everybody knows it, they just don’t say it. I’m not afraid to say these things. And those so-called capybaras will be known as ultimate guinea pigs.”
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Tweeets of Dogs Automated @tweeetsofdogsauto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A little nervous on his first day at work with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police! 😍 Original post
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thought you'd like this one after Trump's latest posted meme to rename New Mexico "New America"
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just looked this up - surprise to me, too: coaches can mutually agree to shorten quarters.
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@hntdove.bsky.social FANAC just posted this photo with James White and thought you might want to see it. See you in LA?
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Lawrence of Arabia
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Jane Austen First Drafts @austen1stdrafts.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Jane Austen World Cup semifinals are back with an electric match between Willoughby and Marianne Dashwood! Will an excess of sensibility be her downfall?
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/07/2026
"There’s simply no way any of us could have predicted a Nazi SS guy with his eyeballs dangling out of his sockets and the Staff of Ra broiled into his flesh like grill marks on a meat slab would be such a terrible candidate for Senate."
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If Only There Had Been a Sign that the Face-Melting Nazi from Indiana Jones Wouldn’t Make a Good Senator
“There’s simply no way any of us could have predicted a Nazi SS guy with his eyeballs dangling out of his sockets and the Staff of Ra broiled into his flesh ...
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My favorite video of the pathetic turn out at the "Great" American State Fair so far
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Dennis Goris | Cartoons @dennisgoris.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
In custody #reflectingpool
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Welp, Stephen Miller happens to LOVE the new Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/06/2026
This is the least heterosexual thing ever posted by a man with five children.
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It is widely acknowledged Trump is functionally illiterate. Even in his first term, briefers learned to use bullet points, charts, and mention his name frequently so he'd continue to pay attention (shorturl.at/b484c). In this term, he's barely had briefings at all (www.politico.com/news/2025/05...).
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
You know, I can almost understand a waistline edit to make a candidate look slimmer but the biceps are what truly make this photo editing epic.
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SpongeBob SquarePants Muscle Flex Workout
ALT: SpongeBob SquarePants Muscle Flex Workout
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Note to media: police arresting peaceful protesters singing “give peace a chance” is not protesters “clashing” with police. It’s the state violating the First Amendment rights of people upset that human beings who did nothing illegal are being held without due process and being fed maggots.
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Nice throwaway tidbit in the listing of the 100 Best Restaurants in NYC in The New York Times x.com/ddiamond/sta...
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Even besides that, Steyer certainly pushes admirable policies but I haven't seen from him many practical plans to carry them out.
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
If the Right/MAGA weren't busy trying to make sure that slavery and other unpleasant parts of the nation's past aren't taught in schools because it might hurt the their white children's feelings, people wouldn't have to read about it for themselves, they'd be taught it in schools.
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Twitter community note: "In the Odyssey, Athena shrouds Ithaca in mist so Odysseus does not recognize it upon his return (Book 13)."
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
That's what history classes are for - we don't need to retain statues that honor traitors and racists and bring back a painful chapter in history for residents of the cities in which they are placed. And when's the last time you saw a group standing around a statue and explaining its history?
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Mark J. Nelson @mm-jj-nn.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case
Judge Breyer: Okay. Thank you very much. Juror 96, I think that you also have strong views. Could you set them aside?

Juror 96: I believe that in a criminal trial, I would feel morally obligated to convict. However, in a civil trial, I feel I can set those views aside.

Judge Breyer: That’s interesting.

Juror 96: I’m happy to expand.

Judge Breyer: Sure.

Juror 96: I believe it would be to the benefit of the human race were Mr. Musk to be sent to prison. However, I don’t believe a loss of several hundreds of millions of dollars in a civil trial would be even a drop in the bucket to his wealth, so it doesn’t really matter. Therefore, I would be able to consider the facts.
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The original post assumes Trump actually is interested in being an effective president when in fact he just wants the accolades that come with the office and is merely playing president on TV while trying to act like he knows what he's talking about to people when issuing ignorant capricious orders.
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Jimmy Kimmel remains undaunted, running this amusing ad aimed at Trump bsky.app/profile/x3em...
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I literally LOL'd at this one :->
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Jimmy Fallon helps Trump practice for his public Bible reading as part of the "America Reads the Bible' initiative :-> www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTFH...
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Jimmy Helps Trump Practice His Bible Verses | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Clause placement - why it matters :->
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I was riding with a friend when all of sudden his car went from 65 to 0 mph. He managed to pull over on the shoulder and then said "Huh, guess I should have paid attention to the oil light being on." On being asked how long it had been, he said "Oh, a few months." Killed a VW Beetle stone cold dead.
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Anyone hiring for positions like security guards, phys ed coaches, or any job involving authority over potentially vulnerable people, the guys who apply are often the very people who should never be hired for those positions as they merely want official sanction to be bullies or officious jerks.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
President Trump finally releases his long-awaited healthcare plan.
Donald Trump as Jesus healing a sick man in bed. Behind him is the American flag. Surrounded by him are soldiers and nurses.
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Kudos to Sarah-Louise Jordan, who had the following response to receiving a dick pic. She then posted it, saying "I found a surprising picture in my messages. So, I did the only English thing there was to do; I wrote them a letter." (Click for better resolution)
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Someone actually explaining something to someone as if they were 12 years old :->
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