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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“In addition, giraffes are now tall horses. Because that’s what they are. They’re just tall horses. Everybody knows it, they just don’t say it. I’m not afraid to say these things. And those so-called capybaras will be known as ultimate guinea pigs.”
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Tweeets of Dogs Automated @tweeetsofdogsauto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A little nervous on his first day at work with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police! 😍 Original post
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@hntdove.bsky.social FANAC just posted this photo with James White and thought you might want to see it. See you in LA?
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Jane Austen First Drafts @austen1stdrafts.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Jane Austen World Cup semifinals are back with an electric match between Willoughby and Marianne Dashwood! Will an excess of sensibility be her downfall?
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/07/2026
"There’s simply no way any of us could have predicted a Nazi SS guy with his eyeballs dangling out of his sockets and the Staff of Ra broiled into his flesh like grill marks on a meat slab would be such a terrible candidate for Senate."
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If Only There Had Been a Sign that the Face-Melting Nazi from Indiana Jones Wouldn’t Make a Good Senator
“There’s simply no way any of us could have predicted a Nazi SS guy with his eyeballs dangling out of his sockets and the Staff of Ra broiled into his flesh ...
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My favorite video of the pathetic turn out at the "Great" American State Fair so far
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Dennis Goris | Cartoons @dennisgoris.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
In custody #reflectingpool
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Welp, Stephen Miller happens to LOVE the new Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/06/2026
This is the least heterosexual thing ever posted by a man with five children.
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Note to media: police arresting peaceful protesters singing “give peace a chance” is not protesters “clashing” with police. It’s the state violating the First Amendment rights of people upset that human beings who did nothing illegal are being held without due process and being fed maggots.
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Nice throwaway tidbit in the listing of the 100 Best Restaurants in NYC in The New York Times x.com/ddiamond/sta...
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Mark J. Nelson @mm-jj-nn.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case
Judge Breyer: Okay. Thank you very much. Juror 96, I think that you also have strong views. Could you set them aside?

Juror 96: I believe that in a criminal trial, I would feel morally obligated to convict. However, in a civil trial, I feel I can set those views aside.

Judge Breyer: That’s interesting.

Juror 96: I’m happy to expand.

Judge Breyer: Sure.

Juror 96: I believe it would be to the benefit of the human race were Mr. Musk to be sent to prison. However, I don’t believe a loss of several hundreds of millions of dollars in a civil trial would be even a drop in the bucket to his wealth, so it doesn’t really matter. Therefore, I would be able to consider the facts.
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Jimmy Kimmel remains undaunted, running this amusing ad aimed at Trump bsky.app/profile/x3em...
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I literally LOL'd at this one :->
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Jimmy Fallon helps Trump practice for his public Bible reading as part of the "America Reads the Bible' initiative :-> www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTFH...
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Jimmy Helps Trump Practice His Bible Verses | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Clause placement - why it matters :->
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
President Trump finally releases his long-awaited healthcare plan.
Donald Trump as Jesus healing a sick man in bed. Behind him is the American flag. Surrounded by him are soldiers and nurses.
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Kudos to Sarah-Louise Jordan, who had the following response to receiving a dick pic. She then posted it, saying "I found a surprising picture in my messages. So, I did the only English thing there was to do; I wrote them a letter." (Click for better resolution)
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Someone actually explaining something to someone as if they were 12 years old :->
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Rocky from Project Hail Mary has a sweet message to the Artemis II crew www.instagram.com/projecthailm...
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Project Hail Mary on Instagram: "Let’s all send a virtual fist bump to the #ArtemisII crew From Rocky and all of us “return to home Earth comfortable safe!” #ProjectHailMary"
272K likes, 1,110 comments - projecthailmary on April 4, 2026: "Let’s all send a virtual fist bump to the #ArtemisII crew From Rocky and all of us “return to home Earth comfortable safe!” #ProjectHail...
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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
That's no space station. It's a moon.
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
A more realistic view of the contents of the proposed Trump library :-> www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZmX...
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TRUMP "LIBRARY/MUSEUM/HOTEL/LEGACY 2030
YouTube video by Ari K
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I laughed immoderately at this one :->
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
@jonlovett: "In a surprise twist, the Epstein files released the attorney general"
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
In case y'all are wondering what Trump is spending his time on instead of war briefings... Might as well be in the dictionary next to the word "grandiose"
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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 29/03/2026
A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...
LAPD officers arrest a protester dressed as the Statue of Liberty outside a federal building during a ‘Kings Day’ protest. (Connor Sheets/Los Angeles Times)
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Best rally sign I've seen online so far :->
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Debbie Moon @debbiemoon.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Good Omens 3 (2026)
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Another gem from Bill Bramhall, NY Daily News
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
As usual, he cares only when it's about him...
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Someone did a good job matching MAGA personalities to Disney characters
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MAGA World's Matching Disney Characters #politics #political #politicalhumor #politicalsatire #funnyvideo
TikTok video by RossRosenfeld
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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smofbabe.bsky.social @smofbabe.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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