Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I find myself hoping that picture was taken immediately before he accidentally shot his own penis off. 020
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If balloon boobs and the dog killer can’t make it work, what chance do the rest of us have? 001
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My husband watching Bluey after accidentally taking a 100 mg gummy. 010
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I had my senior prom at that Florida house (pre-John travolta purchase). Accurate observation is accurate. 000
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 01/07/2026She might still be spouting the old tired tropes that got her elected, but wonder how her glow-up is going over with the folks she’s trying to appease. 030
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Cannot wait to see them out there with tiny food coloring bottles. 010
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 05/06/2026You’ve got to love the self awareness of a man who likes to dress like Judge Doom issuing a sick monocle burn. 0170
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 01/06/2026And that’s with him using the Kari lake filters, no less. Horrifying. 000
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 28/05/2026They’re going to use that clot to justify the clot-proof ballroom. 140
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 21/05/2026The most relatable thing Trump has ever done is his half-assed attempt to get out of spending time with Don Jr. 000
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Can we just blame all of the extremely fake Christians who are fine with Trump badly cosplaying as a Christian? 020
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Love that they agreed that it was much more innocuous to just say that he’s a total dumbass. 010
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I just really, really hope that Trump is going to Vance for medical advice. 0190
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Talk about answering a question no one is asking…not a single person thinks she is a “victim”. Now accomplice…that’s something else entirely. 1240
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Oh, those sound subversive rebel martyrs with their flagrant pocket squares. 000
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I was a kindergartner standing on our FL elementary school playground watching the launch. Truly one of my earliest memories. The teachers hustled us back inside FAST. 000
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 26/03/2026They’ve undoubtedly spitballed it, they just have more integrity and self respect than Johnson. 040
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 04/03/2026So Trump created a martyr thereby causing the martyr’s much younger son to replace him. That’s some 4d chutes and ladders that he’s playing. 020
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Destruction by just the dumbest fuckwits you’ve ever seen. Humiliating. 0171
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 25/02/2026If only we could find the asshole who enabled this entire situation… 040
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I mean, at this point in his physical and mental decline, he’s just drooling full stop. But yeah. 010
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Ted Cruz fleeing the state would indicate that the tx ice storm is gonna be a doozy. 050
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Forgot the three trash bags containing the in-flight filet o’fish supply. 020
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Looks like Hilton will be getting all of my corporate group love. 010
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I am sure that the folks who have spent their holiday season desperately trying to stave this off will be sad to hear of your disappointment, but the reality is that our legal system is woefully inadequate to address naked land grabs. 000
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 01/01/2026They aren’t appeasing Trump. Their only recourse is to apply for monetary damages in the court of federal claims. They can’t get a TRO to stop this grab. Instead of being moneygrubbers, they are desperately trying to keep these courses open in the meantime while figuring out their legal options. 100
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 28/12/2025This is galling, and horrifying, and must be addressed…but it’s still going to be funny when that family’s utter lack of intelligence and acumen will still manage to completely piss this largess away in a staggeringly short amount of time. 020
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Please god let this be the first harbinger of a giant karmic tidal wave. 0131
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 12/12/2025I’ve only just realized that I’ve never actually hear her voice but in my head she 100% had a sort of Elizabeth Holmes-ian affect. 130
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 05/11/2025This is mulligan. After an absolutely miserably heartbreaking year, my kids convinced me we needed some furry joy. 1121
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Really playing to the 80’s and 90’s born parents this year. 050
Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 11/10/2025As a similarly newly nipple-less woman who only found out about my breast cancer through early screening, love seeing this woman simp through interviews with the man who is removing that healthcare from everyone else. What. The. Fuck.nytimes.comA Baby. A Double Mastectomy. Many Opinions From Fox News Viewers. 020
