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@smithons.bsky.social
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Equal parts rage & snark

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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Family effort.
Picture of a girl holding a “cats against trump sign”, a woman holding a sign depicting a very sad couch that says “we are the couch now” and a boy holding a sign depicting a grotesque baby trump in a soiled diaper.
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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Two awesome young protestors, one wearing an inflatable cat costume and one carrying a sign that says “cats against Trump”, protest at one of the DC No Kings events.
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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
This is mulligan. After an absolutely miserably heartbreaking year, my kids convinced me we needed some furry joy.
Magnificent floofy gray cat sitting just like people.
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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Really playing to the 80’s and 90’s born parents this year.
11 year old boy dressed in a Ferris Bueller costume.
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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Newest member of our menagerie.
Adorable gray Scottish fold cat sitting like people.
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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Little girl holds up a sign that shows Trump with an army and includes the text “quick! Deploy the Epstein distraction force” while mean hold up large pictures of Trump and Epstein demonstrating their beautiful friendship behind her.
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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Little girl holds up a sign that shows Trump with an army and includes the text “quick! Deploy the Epstein distraction force” while mean hold up large pictures of Trump and Epstein demonstrating their beautiful friendship behind her.
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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Birds of a feather in DC. @gtconway.bsky.social
Little girl holds up a sign that shows Trump with an army and includes the text “quick! Deploy the Epstein distraction force” while mean hold up large pictures of Trump and Epstein demonstrating their beautiful friendship behind her.
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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
We had a selection.
Protest signs including “deport Elon”, “fascism sucks”, “you have died of republican policy”, and “hate does not make us great”.
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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Sign with Trump’s head on a skunk’s body with text that says “fascism stinks”
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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I am so freaking angry that he’s forced me to give up my local newspaper, but here we are. No support for the complicit shitheel.
Washington post cancellation confirmation
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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
This pisses me off so much…losing access to my hometown newspaper because Bezos is a complicit shitheel.
Washington Post cancellation confirmation
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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
C’mon Bluesky…you understand the assignment. hr@opm.gov
1) Shivved cancer and Alzheimer’s research to ensure we’re even further away from a cure;
2) Got called out publicly by not one but two of my baby mamas for being a deadbeat shitheel;
3) Took so much ketamine that I kept my sunglasses on during a CPAC panel, waved a chainsaw around, and couldn’t complete a single sentence;4) Tweeted 240 times in a single 24-hour period;
5) Fired a bunch of park rangers and nuclear scientists because f those outdoorsy or brainy nerds.

I dunno…I’m really pretty terrible at my job now that I look over that list. Maybe you should fire me.
Be best,
E
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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Might I recommend printing this out and slipping it under applicable windshield wipers.
Hitler and Elon Musk offer the nazi salute, with text that says “ you paid a nazi” next to the Tesla logo.
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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
This is Opie (aka the pope). He is 12 years old, and he is the best of all of us.
Brown dog on couch
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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I feel like she has to be a cousin or some such to my Opie.
Beautiful brown puppy
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