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Smithons

@smithons.bsky.social

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Equal parts rage & snark

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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Birds of a feather in DC. @gtconway.bsky.social

Little girl holds up a sign that shows Trump with an army and includes the text “quick! Deploy the Epstein distraction force” while mean hold up large pictures of Trump and Epstein demonstrating their beautiful friendship behind her.

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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

As a similarly newly nipple-less woman who only found out about my breast cancer through early screening, love seeing this woman simp through interviews with the man who is removing that healthcare from everyone else. What. The. Fuck.

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A Baby. A Double Mastectomy. Many Opinions From Fox News Viewers.

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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

You must be intensely proud that he paused from instructing his AG to prosecute CNN to give you a shout out, @schumer.senate.gov.

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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

This pisses me off so much…losing access to my hometown newspaper because Bezos is a complicit shitheel.

Washington Post cancellation confirmation

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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

C’mon Bluesky…you understand the assignment. hr@opm.gov

1) Shivved cancer and Alzheimer’s research to ensure we’re even further away from a cure;
2) Got called out publicly by not one but two of my baby mamas for being a deadbeat shitheel;
3) Took so much ketamine that I kept my sunglasses on during a CPAC panel, waved a chainsaw around, and couldn’t complete a single sentence;

4) Tweeted 240 times in a single 24-hour period;
5) Fired a bunch of park rangers and nuclear scientists because f those outdoorsy or brainy nerds.

I dunno…I’m really pretty terrible at my job now that I look over that list. Maybe you should fire me.
Be best,
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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Every time I see the words “Kennedy Center” I picture Musk dangling some bright jangly keys juuuusssst out of reach over the felon’s head.

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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I 100% promise to stop drinking, philandering, and assaulting if you put me in charge of the military. I will even pinky promise on it, so you know I’m super serious.* *only M-F **only M-F unless there’s an office Christmas party. ***actually only Tu-We ****my mom says I should get this job.

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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

My brilliant father-in-law penned some very salient reflections on Trump’s shitshow appointments. talbotspy.org/reflections-...

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Reflections on cabinet choices by J.T. Smith

Last week President-elect Trump proved his wish to be a “disrupter” by announcing several capricious and extraordinary choices for some of the most important posts in his cabinet. They included Robert...

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Smithons @smithons.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Imagine spreading so much ignorance that you kill 83 Samoan kids, then having enough self-awareness to subsequently straight up lie through your teeth about it, but not having enough sense to, I dunno, stop trying to kill all the kids? Magical.

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