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@smiffeh.bsky.social
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU DOING IT shitty photographer, nerd, probably a cat, I repost a lot of dumb shit, ADHD-C type Photography: linktr.ee/j_dudds.cr3

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smiffeh @smiffeh.bsky.social · 18h
Rip
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 23h
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Dezi @dezi.quest · 11/10/2026
this is a 10/10 character sheet holy shit
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smiffeh @smiffeh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
STRIP SAND VARNISH BUFF VARNISH BUFF VARNISH WAX SAND BUFF BUFF BUFF
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@STOPFLEXIN

i thought scat porn was a bitch goin "ski bi di do wop" on the dick. boy was I wrong
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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yellin
Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, stands with his mouth open. A sunbeam harshly illuminates his face and upper body.
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smiffeh @smiffeh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Heard someone at work say what sounded like "strussy" and I felt my heart rate jump
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smiffeh @smiffeh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
HINGA DINGA DURGEN
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 1
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smiffeh @smiffeh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
what
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Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · 08/10/2026
smb2.mp3
The Magic “you opened a God Pack” template but referencing the Moonbase Alpha TTS meme video: “AEIOU AWIOU JOHN MADDEN”
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unigiri! :3
A black-and-white cat loafs on the top of a cat scratcher next to an air purifier, looking at the camera
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BURNINATOR
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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smiffeh @smiffeh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nintendo, kill that man
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smiffeh @smiffeh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
> Single Sign On > Asks me to sign in a second time
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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smiffeh @smiffeh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just remembered that completing another playthrough of Stalker 2 on Master difficulty will require fighting Granite Squad (a very difficult post-boss encounter) again and without quick saves. This means that I will be voluntarily and repeatedly slamming my penis in the car door
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Delightful also to hear real eagle noises. In movies eagles are always dubbed with hawks, since hawks found fierce and eagles sound like adorable squeakers.
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Occasionally need to repost this Astro Boy panel where Dr. Ochanomizu's butt looks like the Bernie Sanders logo.
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smiffeh @smiffeh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish I could experience the Whisper of the Worm mission for the first time again. The sense of foreboding, danger, and uncertainty paired so well with the music and level design.
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smiffeh @smiffeh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ooh Kentucky has a couple. Versailles isn't Versailles. It's Versailles. Allegedly, this is "puh-NEEL-ay" We all know what that is
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smiffeh @smiffeh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Who the hell is Barack?" "Obama balls"
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Dr Manhattan
ALT: Dr Manhattan
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Vinesauce Clips Bot @vinesauceclips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Creepasta Hero
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Molly Flood (LOOKING FOR WORK) @mollyflood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I needed a pin board and had some cardboard laying around and thus: #animalcrossing #mfloodart
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Station Master Mikan comes out to inspect the passengers.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 12, Episode 12
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smiffeh @smiffeh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But can you reverse the rotation with just your mind?
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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 22/09/2026
it has captions and everything
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
big fan of how absurdly high the quality of this video of a rotating chicken sandwich (which is on wikimedia commons for some reason) is
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 18
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'll take a gin & ginger. 🐈 📸 chmkn_nuggerz (reddit)
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 21/09/2026
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smiffeh @smiffeh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My favorite thing about The New Cat™ is that it looks so pissed it got discovered in practically *every single photo*
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smiffeh @smiffeh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It could still be this simple, but it's not what makes money for others.
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BobbyBless219 @bobbybless219.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"I've seen more dick than save points in this so far" - in regards to the Hellraiser Demo
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 19/09/2026
I hate when I’m hit with a weapon or elemental damage type that corresponds to my weakness
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Leo Calça 👖 @leocalca.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ator Willem Dafoe posando para uma foto em uma pose completamente incrível em que ele está sentado no chão com as pernas abertas quase em um espacate, os cotovelos e antebraços encostando no chão e apenas a ponta de seus dedos tocando a sua contraparte da mão oposta.
Incrível.
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smiffeh @smiffeh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Conker's Bad Fur Day first area: haha the people here talk funny and there's a spoof of The Terminator Conker's Bad Fur Day second area:
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026
man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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