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Shawntez

@smfen.bsky.social
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ISU/Guardians/Titans/Canucks| I assume you all have me muted already| Contributor for @tgatesociety

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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum is the singular reason College Gameday went to Houston in 2011 which led to the greatest moment in show history.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Y'all be safe, be smooth, and have a great night" Kamario Taylor
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And then what happened
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 26/09/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lady Airforce and White Moistman are in love.
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh we’ve gone charmin soft in the league
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The moon casts an eerie light down on the plains, the grass begins to sway. There’s something in the air.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did indeed
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oregon running hurry up inside the 5 with 36 seconds left up 77 nothing with middle schoolers in the game is wild.
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do you guys mean to tell me that the sports commentator so annoying he managed to make America hate a goddamn golden retriever has once again done something annoying?!?!?!?
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At 385 pushups for the duck. Pray for them
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They call him The Big Sausage
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What in the fuck
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Night 2 of opening the new charlottes. Wish me luck
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hot college football seats making MAGA voters acknowledge global warming is gonna be an insane political arc
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Hourly Videogame Box Art @vgboxart.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
EARTHWORM JIM
EARTHWORM JIM
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A disgrace
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This Valley team is RATTLED
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Jeff Goldblum: Well, There It Is
ALT: Jeff Goldblum: Well, There It Is
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ahh yes, my constitutional right, Bottomless Pasta
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Someone do the thing
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Holding up six fingers to let everyone know that it’s the sixth quarter and it’s time to lock in.
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The boys are getting spicy on the pitch!
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is what happens if the Iowa Hawkeyes manage to make the playoff
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Great white buffalo
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Hourly Videogame Box Art @vgboxart.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
SOUTH PARK CHEF'S LUV SHACK
SOUTH PARK CHEF'S LUV SHACK
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Put him in prison
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Georges Niang played with Nerlens Noel in high school
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England up 1 deciding to sit back and do nothing with 9 in the box for a half hour against Argentina in the World Cup
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Raking the Boot was the name of my Puddle of Mudd cover band
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
How many fouls til they’re in the bonus?
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
here for the real battle (english people vs. hope)
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Give PCA an Emmy or something for this
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Wanna know how humid it is in central Iowa? Just bought a bottle of Tito’s at the store and the moment I stepped outside the room temperature bottle fogged over and started sweating.
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
ICE shot and killed a man in Houston with no criminal record who was not even their target. They pushed him off the road. And now he is gone forever. ICE is a domestic terrorist organization. We need to abolish ICE now and stop Trump’s murderous thugs.
The New York Times: Man Killed by Federal Agent in Houston Was Not the Target of ICE Search
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Someone at work, with 100% surety and certainty, said we would be colonizing Mars in 10 years. Maybe even 5. And started asking hypotheticals about if we’d go. Why is this clown still making money
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Rewatching LotR movies at the bar tonight and I’m certainly convinced that never revisiting these movies in 20 years was the correct move
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Don’t think I’ve put this particular take on this platform, but here’s your reminder that Kings of Leon is what The Killers wish they were
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Slow night at work if you’re curious
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Gotta start writing again. Every day is a fresh day
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Essentially “nah, they’re chumps”
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Helluva game innit
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Needing to kick a ball at 70% but adrenaline going nuts and they’re kicking it to personal record lengths
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Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Dudes who scream “holding” every play in nfl games have to fuckin hate the World Cup lmao
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