Reposted by ShawntezDan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Case Keenum is the singular reason College Gameday went to Houston in 2011 which led to the greatest moment in show history. 0419
Reposted by ShawntezCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Y'all be safe, be smooth, and have a great night" Kamario Taylor 446764
Reposted by ShawntezBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Lady Airforce and White Moistman are in love. 107151577
Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The moon casts an eerie light down on the plains, the grass begins to sway. There’s something in the air. 100
Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Oregon running hurry up inside the 5 with 36 seconds left up 77 nothing with middle schoolers in the game is wild. 010
Reposted by ShawntezMatt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Do you guys mean to tell me that the sports commentator so annoying he managed to make America hate a goddamn golden retriever has once again done something annoying?!?!?!? 416218
Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Hot college football seats making MAGA voters acknowledge global warming is gonna be an insane political arc 031
Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026static.klipy.comJeff Goldblum: Well, There It IsALT: Jeff Goldblum: Well, There It Is 000
Reposted by ShawntezThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956… 7162561708
Reposted by ShawntezNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Holding up six fingers to let everyone know that it’s the sixth quarter and it’s time to lock in. 628717
Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026This is what happens if the Iowa Hawkeyes manage to make the playoff 000
Reposted by ShawntezHourly Videogame Box Art @vgboxart.bsky.social · 16/07/2026SOUTH PARK CHEF'S LUV SHACK 15510
Reposted by ShawntezJared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 15/07/2026England up 1 deciding to sit back and do nothing with 9 in the box for a half hour against Argentina in the World Cup 272994597
Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Raking the Boot was the name of my Puddle of Mudd cover band 010
Reposted by ShawntezBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026here for the real battle (english people vs. hope) 626727
Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Wanna know how humid it is in central Iowa? Just bought a bottle of Tito’s at the store and the moment I stepped outside the room temperature bottle fogged over and started sweating. 020
Reposted by ShawntezEd Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 10/07/2026ICE shot and killed a man in Houston with no criminal record who was not even their target. They pushed him off the road. And now he is gone forever. ICE is a domestic terrorist organization. We need to abolish ICE now and stop Trump’s murderous thugs. 432390783
Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Someone at work, with 100% surety and certainty, said we would be colonizing Mars in 10 years. Maybe even 5. And started asking hypotheticals about if we’d go. Why is this clown still making money 100
Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Rewatching LotR movies at the bar tonight and I’m certainly convinced that never revisiting these movies in 20 years was the correct move 200
Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Don’t think I’ve put this particular take on this platform, but here’s your reminder that Kings of Leon is what The Killers wish they were 000
Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Needing to kick a ball at 70% but adrenaline going nuts and they’re kicking it to personal record lengths 010
Shawntez @smfen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Dudes who scream “holding” every play in nfl games have to fuckin hate the World Cup lmao 020