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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 3h
Ohio State going for it on 4th here is unforgivable.
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 5h
Remember that time Brad Nessler got real horny on national TV bc of Catherine Webb
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 6h
DOINK!
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 6h
The crooked Big Ten is at it again
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 6h
Holy fucking flop, Ohio State
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 7h
Been telling folks all year Wisconsin is #good
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 7h
Oh come on, Michigan
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So cool Reddit won’t let you see the site in your web browser and that you have to have the app so they too can steal your data. I hate this technodispotia.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bluesky for the next 31 days
@andromedism

(images from Always Sunny)

Panel 1: Dennis and Mac setting up an online dating profile for Charlie, asking him, "Alright, what are some of your likes?"

Panel 2: Charlie (face stung by hornets) grinning, "Ghouls."
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey just don’t fucking touch kratom. It’s bad news.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ken Paxton offered plea deals to at least 10 students accused of raping their classmates.
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m ready for the Astros to tank again
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I did not have Mike Tomlin being a long-time expert Minecraft player on my radar
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
While I acknowledge the Astros suck, I maintain it is stupid to force a division champion into a 3 game series. Go back to just one Wild Card team straight into the Division Series.
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The post-Espada era is gonna hit like crack
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Diaz is barred from challenging
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They really have to go right after him. Love it.
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This mf in Houston??
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone tell me, why is Allen playing 3B? Is Paredes hurt?
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What is Joe Espada doing to get his team ready for games?
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have to believe in a BIG GAME HUNTER
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You see what this team needs is Jon Singleton
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Next season, I need Hank to be haunted by his father’s ghost. We’ve gone too long without Cotton Hill.
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
liberty biberty in the waffle iron
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me and my friends would’ve killed liberty biberty with hammers, I can tell you that
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want to set liberty biberty on fire
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Peacock has me watching baseball in hard mode
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Third double play of they for the Astros” yeah because at least two guys have reached every inning
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is why Jason Castro played so long despite having a limp bat
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love that Range Rover ad. I’m gonna git me one o them there cars that can go up and down stairs
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Putting the Astros in the playoffs has been a cruel, cruel joke
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man what the fuck
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gOLd GLovEr wALkeR
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LMAOOOOO Austin Riley
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I used to watch baseball players aged 36-40 and think they’re not that old, why do people say they are? and now I am aged 36-40 and I’m like how tf are they doing this?
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I swear to god the worst I’ve ever been personally attacked online is by instagram ads. I know Zuck is behind every medical data breach.
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do the Astros even sell out tomorrow?
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eric Clapton’s Crossroads Guitar Festival fucking ruled so hard
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love gambling. I’m at a festival and if Eric Clapton plays “Santeria” I’m going to win $500 and if he doesn’t I’m going to walk into I-35
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Astros win The American League West
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jungle Gyms for Men
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Astros win
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TOUCHDOWN IOWA
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh I didn’t realize Iowa was playing the refs today
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have to say I balled out on the mound today. 5 innings, 5 K, only 2 runs scored in our sketchy first inning with terrible defense. Hard to say they were earned runs. Could’ve gone more but ya gotta share the bump with ya boys.
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I literally love Justin Verlander
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How does Iowa always have elite kick returners? They’re a TE/OL school
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Day 9/25 Nine Two-Five
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