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Smashley @smashleyfc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hey @soundersfc.com are you suggesting there is unimportant beer

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Smashley @smashleyfc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This $20 in Reno better work out

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slavoj šeašick @kierk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

norwegian businesses do this thing where they can’t help but reach for the worst little english puns and often they don’t make sense

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Smashley @smashleyfc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

𝐆𝐨 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐆𝐨! 𝘉𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘢 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘋𝘰𝘶𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘭𝘦𝘺: 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘭 𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦, 𝘻𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘪𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘴 (𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩), 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘕𝘦𝘯𝘦 𝘙𝘰𝘺𝘢𝘭. 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦! 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍: www.youwantmora.com

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Smashley @smashleyfc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

@shebainpdx.bsky.social let me be the first to say happy birthday!

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Smashley @smashleyfc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Americas Got Talent final is tonight and this is the most sports event i've ever felt for a not-sports event nor have i ever cared about this show before this season but ive followed nene royal since she was kicking ass at 10yo and am all in on her winning tonight 😂

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macamps.online @macamps.online · 20/09/2026

Would love for Caden Clark to make me look like an asshole here

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 19/09/2026

butt cheeks

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Smashley @smashleyfc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Wednesday feels big. Get your asses to the stadium.

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Smashley @smashleyfc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Did anyone else notice Gomez has different colored numbers on his jersey

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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The accounting is in: In Oregon there are 111 data centers. The TOTAL number of people employed at data centers is just 2,630, or 0.1% of the labor force. Those 100 data centers consumer 23% of all electricity used in Oregon. Meanwhile, electricity rates skyrocket as more centers are built.

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Oregon data centers by the numbers: 111 facilities consume nearly one-quarter of state’s power, according to new report

A first-of-its-kind report details the footprint of the controversial facilities.

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Kendall @kendallrjones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

How this didn’t cause Angel Stadium to be swallowed by a sinkhole is beyond me

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Smashley @smashleyfc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

man this tom thing, despite not knowing him THAT well, is still hitting kinda hard. lots of away game hangs

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Emmett O'Connell @emmettoconnell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Seattle leads Bellevue in per-capita "third places" (cafes, bars, and cultural spots crucial for tech talent) by 40%, per a city report. However, Seattle’s sleepy night economy and rising homebody trends threaten its vibrancy edge. Greater Seattle: Third Places publicola.com/2026/09/14/g...

publicola.com

Greater Seattle: Third Places - PubliCola

By Josh Feit 5,250 > 778 Here’s a rejoinder to those who complain that Seattle’s taxes on big business are…

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Emmett O'Connell @emmettoconnell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Deeply reported from Battle Ground, WA, Ellie Silverman exposes how anxiety over Christian nationalism tore a small town apart, stoking mistrust over local businesses and churches, while revealing quiet, fragile efforts by neighbors to talk across divides. www.washingtonsun.com/national/bat...

washingtonsun.com

When Accusations of Christian Nationalism Tear a Small Town Apart

In Battle Ground, Washington, neighbors are grappling with an alleged takeover by a local company. One pastor is trying to keep his community together.

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narn @mcnarnia.com · 15/09/2026

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Molly @crazycalico.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Macklemore and Ken Griffey Jr. are probably the least embarrassing people involved with Sounders ownership.

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Smashley @smashleyfc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

TIL there's no WinCo in Seattle? Wat

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Don Gato 🐱🐈‍⬛🐶🐺🌈🐯 @dongato-1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Tyrannosaurus Cat 😹😹😹😹😹😹

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Nothing like having the right tackle puke on you at the snap. Heck of a throw and catch

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

That is one hell of a slip of the lip

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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

AND LIKE CLOCKWORK He left a review

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Smashley @smashleyfc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

This new C concourse corner thing is kinda nice

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Smashley @smashleyfc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Guess where I just happen to be going Wednesday night...

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Ian Crook @icyvr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

@yvrwxwatcher.bsky.social Stunning #Lightening show from the North Shore this evening. #Vancouver #BritishColumbia #Photography #ECK #BlueSkyArtShow All images are copyright Ian Crook. Technical details in Alt text. Some other strikes were so bright they blew out the image...

This is a series of photographs of brilliantly bright lightening strikes in the Vancouver area, taken from the North Shore of Vancouver. Photos taken using Nikon 24-70 Sii lens @f4, 6 seconds, ISO 64.

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Adam Levitt @adamlevitt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I’ve never seen thunder and lightning like this in my 26 years of living on the west coast. Close to a dozen strikes just like this one. Sound on for this one. Insane.

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Valair Shabilla @valair.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

GOAL REED BAKER-WHITING It's a late leveler from the fullback. A nicely delivered corner by Hany Mukhtar for Baker-Whiting, who leaps above the rest and slots it in. #EveryoneN

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Smashley @smashleyfc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Hey now it’s a winless streak! Upgrade

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026

we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles

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Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR) @fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 23/08/2026

🔵🟢🇺🇸 EXCL: Seattle Sounders agree deal to sign Dejan Joveljić from Sporting KC, here we go! Deal worth $6m fee and player on his way to medical.

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Smashley @smashleyfc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐒𝐨 𝐁𝐚𝐝, 𝐄𝐡! 𝘞𝘦 𝘨𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘨𝘢𝘴𝘮𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬: 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳. 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧: www.youwantmora.com

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Smashley @smashleyfc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

it's nice timbers fans are enjoying this. they've been waiting nearly 20 years to have an actual good reason to make fun of us. what a moment for them!

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Smashley @smashleyfc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I've defended mr nouhou with the best of them but I'm pretty over him in 2026 at that salary

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Smashley @smashleyfc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Had a little adventure before game yesterday

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

i just learned that this guy i know named Brian who seems to travel between DC and NYC like every other day is actually two guys named Brian who live in two different cities

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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Mmm yes “doing a Georgi” (nods)

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Seattle hasn't seen rock bottom like this since The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin faced off at WrestleMania XIX

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macamps.online @macamps.online · 20/08/2026

Seattle Sounders MBA Club ass team

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Nina Marotta ☢️💙 @mrschief7.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

You're offered $250,000,000 but to claim it you must enter the last video game you've played and stay there for a full year. How are y'all faring in this deal?

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macamps.online @macamps.online · 18/08/2026

That Claude Slop GM vote website is extremely annoying to look at unfortunately

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R @rmlra.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Things have been great at this franchise since private equity got involved with ownership, hired an agentic AI agency to manage fan experience going forward, and probably replaced their training/medical staff with MS Copilot. Prepared to accept Wednesday will be shit. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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