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Ashley

@smashleee.bsky.social
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38 yo Gym rat, reader, Halloween girlie

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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Another one 😂
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Don’t mind my pimple patch. Im going through second puberty 😂😭
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sam’s Club has officially started! 😍😍🎃🎃 #autumn #fall #halloween
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
One guess at who got skunk kisses this morning. He’s most upset about needing a bath 😂
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Augtober time baby!
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Fall and Halloween finds at Ross and the Dollar Tree today. Didn’t buy anything this time g but I was in the area so I had to look.
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The journey of finding out what happened to Becca and all the personal questions this book makes you ask about your own personal beliefs… it’s not smut (sorry) but it’s a great pallet cleanser. 😂 thriller/mystery/psychological. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
100 Days til Halloween Halloween Halloween 100 days til Halloween
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Seasonwitch Halloween3
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If I have to ask I probably already know… 😂
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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A new reimagining of Tobe Hooper's seminal horror classic THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE will draw on the original - quite literally.
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An Animated TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE Movie Is Happening
A new reimagining of Tobe Hooper's seminal horror classic THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE will draw on the original - quite literally.
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
NOT GETTING INTO THE PEOPLE FOOD 😂😂😂😂
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Why are personal boundaries so fucking hard? Why is it so hard to say, “sorry I can’t do that, it stresses me out.” To people Im already doing so much for?
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Kid Gets Mad and Frustrated
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
1. June 2025 2. September 2025 3. July 2026 Same outfit but nuts getting baggy on me now 😂
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bees in my pumpkin flowers this morning 😍😍 #photography #garden
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Did anyone else see this? Im gong to go be Amish now… that’s enough internet. 😂🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I might have squealed when I saw this was in stock at Sam’s Club. Added to my grocery order 🎃🎃🖤🖤
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My teaching assistants making sure everything prints this morning. 😂
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Today’s harvest from the garden. Hand full of strawberries. I found a carrot i must have missed and the first zucchini of the season!
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I finished my rearranging project so I treated myself to releasing a few pumpkin things 🎃🎃🎃
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
How can I be a homeschool parent, and an avid reader when books just register as clutter to me? 😣
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Song of the summer? 😂😂😂
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Well that sucked. Didnt even get to use it. But this banana bread latte syrup is pretty good. I added cinnamon to it. But my poor pumpkin mug. 😔
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
him: you ok? me, putting up the halloween decorations: yep
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The Bath Bomb Dealer 🛁 🫧 @jumpyjellybeanbathbombs.com · 06/07/2026
Grab a monthly membership and try these exclusive SUMMERWEEN Jason bath bombs. Once these are dropped into water will swirl a rainbow 🌈 and scented with a mouth watering Peach Mango White Tea 🫖 🛍️ ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/07/2026
Report: Trump Made $1.4 Billion As President Off Selling Tupperware To Friends theonion.com/report-trump-made-1-4-…
Report: Trump Made $1.4 Billion As President Off Selling Tupperware To Friends
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Homegoods and hobby lobby fall/halloween finds today. The homeschool mug counts because it’s getting to be back to school time… 😂 the pumpkin mug is an espresso mug. The cashier at homegoods said we were the first customers she has had that bought Halloween stuff this season! 😂
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Two 2-gallon size bags of lettuce all from the garden today because the heat was destroying it. Hope my family likes salad. Because that’s all we’re eating this week 😂😂😂
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Straight from one book to another. This is a collection of fun Halloween themed short stories to celebrate summerween and the fact that it’s always Halloween in my heart. 😂😂 I’ve read a few stories so far and they are so fun! 🎃 #booksky
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
5 alarm spice alert! 🥵 I need three boyfriends stat and two of them need to also be boyfriends. The spice is the majority of the plot- but also exacting revenge for her attempted murder was great to read. Most of the plot is fairly predictable so 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #booksky #darkramce
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Might fuck around and decorate for fall… 😂
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
“Just eat less” no the fuck I won’t. Not in this house.
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
All of my pepper plants died this year. 😔 but luckily I found the last two trays at my local Walmart so we shall see how these do! Idk what happened because the rest of my garden is thriving. Im thinking an animal must have found them? 🤷🏻‍♀️ #gardening
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Second year growing carrots. First successful harvest! Also getting strawberries, and my raspberry bush is almost done for the season. And can’t forget the sugar snap peas, that are going to die down soon also. #gardening
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Had a little bird visitor during dinner tonight!
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I was under the impression that this would be scary, and it’s not. It reads like a really good episode of CSI though. Serial killer mystery with a pretty good villain origin story. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ not my usual genre, but I found that I couldn’t put it down. #booksky #bookworm #reading #mystery
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
He’s forever my favorite gossip girl. #marriage #bestfriend #tea #drama #messy
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I literally can’t cope if I don’t move. Depression can’t hit a moving target. 10k steps a day club, baby.
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Oil reserves are down, gas pressure is up, farmers are furious, and Trump apparently fell asleep again. The wheels are not wobbling on the Trump bus. They are rolling into traffic.
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Im a fall girlie at heart. But I LIVE for summer nights like this. 💙 #booksky #dinner
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Almost finished with this book. While I love how Leigh Rivers writes a scene, I HATE just how stupid she made this MMC 😂 Between the miscommunication trope and how careless he is with the FMC I wanna hit him. #booksky
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
If you’re a cozy gamer, I highly recommend Paralives 😍😍
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Of course I have to give Paralives a try! But now I have to figure out how to use steam, too 😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I bought a ninja creami and it’s about to become my whole personality. 😂
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Arloween 🎃 @feraldactal.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Read a book that has been on sitting on my shelf for months? ❌ Read a book that I just heard about 3 seconds ago? ✅
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The first half felt pretty slow. But after that I was invested. This is like Clue meets Groundhog’s Day. Cases of amnesia, illegitimate children, plague doctors, and mistaken identities. I still have unanswered questions, but I’ll save that for book club. #booksky #bookclub
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
TFW you’ve lost so much weight you have to reset your Face ID 😂
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Ashley @smashleee.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If setting a clear and firm, but respectful boundary results in comments like, “Well aren’t you perfect,” and other snide and angry comments- that boundary should have been set a LONG time ago. 👋 bye bye.
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