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Bris Ray

@smartguychris.bsky.social
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Devoted procrastinator. NBA Analyst. 🏀 Gamer. 🎮 AΦΑ. 🤙🏾 Lakers. 💜💛 Eagles. 🦅 Host of HomeCraft Cocktails. 🍸

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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Verzuz next Friday (1-30). Producer battle: Mike Will vs Hit Boy
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The dramatic think pieces that have taken over LinkedIn is so exhausting lol. Like it’s cool every now and then, but it’s damn near every single post on my timeline! 🙃
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Agreed! The only part I didn’t like was the escaping the graveyard on bikes scene (from episode 3, I think). The CGI was pretty bad and gave Disney Channel movie lol Other than that, it’s been a phenomenal show imo
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
LeBron still insane 😮‍💨
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The Xbox 360 was released exactly 20 years ago today 🥲 good fucking times
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Might be a hot take but Sinners is better than One Battle After Another. Sorry not sorry
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The Not Chaotic Cherub 😇 @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 21/11/2025
*chef's kiss*
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Da fuck! French fry and a burger, French fry and a burger, French fry and a burger, BITCH, French fry and a burger!
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Oh they’re launching a pro women’s baseball league next year? That’s dope!
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
KINGSTON, Jamaica (AP) — Hurricane Melissa makes landfall in Jamaica as a Category 5 storm, the strongest direct hit to the island in 174 years.
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
You know what… you’re right.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
A lawsuit alleges a Black postal worker died after officers ignored clear signs he was suffering from a massive stroke, believing his medical emergency was drugs The suit says guards left him helpless on a jail cell floor in his own urine for hours
kare11.com
KARE 11 Investigates: Postal worker died after police mistook stroke for drug impairment
Kingsley Bimpong was jailed instead of hospitalized; video shows guards ignored his suffering for hours.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Multiple people have been shot at the Dallas ICE field office, ABC reports
abcnews.go.com
Multiple people shot at Dallas ICE field office: Source
Multiple people have been shot at the Dallas ICE field office, according to a law enforcement source.
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tobacco bergamot @bornwitacharm.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
“There is no war in bah sing se”
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
R Kelly at a baby play area is WILD lol
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
O-H!! 🌰
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waco delenda est @fowerpade.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Suck shit texas.
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Loc @lockthewriter.blacksky.app · 20/08/2025
For the boycotts don’t work folks
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
We ready!! 🙌🏾
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 12/08/2025
The music from this
Screenshot of the Space Cadet pinball screen
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bingley567 @bingley567.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Alexa, play “No Ceilings” by Lil Wayne
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Rey-Rey @rey-rey.net · 18/07/2025
I had no idea one of Jokic's brothers is actually Zangief.
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a video game character named snake is standing in a hallway
ALT: a video game character named snake is standing in a hallway
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Jiraiya Sensei @jusrik.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
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MellowYellow @queeribbean.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Agree. Someone always fucking it up for everyone. Never been part of a group that worked well together. I dont like being graded by other people. I hate it so much i did very well in school so that i could fully not care about how much a group project would bring down my average.
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
If you disagree, then you was one of the ones that ain’t do shit 😂
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
This is your daily reminder: Fuck ICE
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I’m not ecstatic, but he was the best center available and it’s def better than nothing 🤷🏾‍♂️ so fuck it, let’s go Lakers!
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I’ve been hit up about bartending services, cocktail consultation, and/or batched drink creation three times in the past 48 hours, and six times in the past 3 weeks. This lil hobby of mine really turning into something 🤔
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Your annual reminder that we’re already halfway through the year. 😮‍💨
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
It’s really been raining every other day since early May 🙄 is three straight days of sun too much to ask??
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
The owner of a Detroit car wash who recently died had a helicopter drop thousands of dollars onto pedestrians below as his last wish:
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Got a free beer at a bar. It’s bouta be a good weekend. 😌
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Shanteari Young, the daycare owner who shot her husband when she learned he was sexually abusing children at the facility, has been released from prison
cbsnews.com
Maryland daycare owner released from prison after shooting ex-husband over child sex abuse
Shanteari Young, a Baltimore County daycare owner who shot her husband when she learned he was sexually abusing children, has been released from prison.
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Cookies
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Aye, idk who needs to hear this but some of us were using em dashes BEFORE ChatGPT was a thing lol
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Mufasa🇬🇭 @allforyou24.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Priorities change sometimes .
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Nah that’s diabolical 😂 I hope you called the police
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Just hooped in a gym with no AC. In 90-degree weather. Dawg… I think I just lost 10 pounds. Never in my life have I sweated so much 😂 niggas was hooping in a sauna
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💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I have been laughing about this regularly for nearly two decades. youtu.be/xKO6G0pC0AM?...
youtu.be
News Slip up! Reporter says BLIND man is GAY!
YouTube video by RonMcRae
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nev @n3vvvv.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
we might have a game, okc got too relaxed
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Alright Indy, don’t give me hope… 👀
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Pacers, it was an amazing run 🫡
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
WOW
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I feel so bad for him. Body gave up on him at literally the worst possible time 😓
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Dom2k @dom2k.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Yeah I’m sad.
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Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
FROM SHAMS: BREAKING: The Phoenix Suns are trading two-time NBA Finals MVP Kevin Durant to the Houston Rockets for Jalen Green, Dillon Brooks, the No. 10 pick in the 2025 draft and five second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
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Basketball Reference @basketball-reference.com · 20/06/2025
Eight players on the Pacers are averaging 10+ points in the NBA Finals. No team in any NBA postseason series (including best-of-5 and best-of-3) has EVER had 8 players play every game and average double figures. 🤯
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Bris Ray @smartguychris.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I might’ve just made the best Old Fashioned I’ve ever made. Bourbon-to-simple-to-bitters ratio was on point. Hickory smoke on top was the perfect amount. Chef’s kiss.
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