Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026They should sell a giant melatonin gummy that you can just nibble on every night 020
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Ok I wasn’t back last time or the time before that, but this time I’m back maybe 030
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 05/04/2025tarkir dragonstorm really living up to the khans legacy by being an absolutely goated limited set 020
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 21/02/2025my “plane crashed and i died :/“ bit is getting less and less funny 040
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 01/02/2025kate and i are a perfect couple bc she loves buying cursed objects and i love being freaked the fuck out all the time 081
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 31/01/2025*walking into my wife’s office* *farting multiple times* does it smell like i farted in here to you? 🤔 240
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 18/01/2025food can get carbonated as it starts to ferment! 100
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 29/12/2024i like how you left most of them worded as confusingly as possible 😂 110
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 28/12/2024the funniest part about being a left handed magic player is that ppl will just keep putting your deck on the wrong side of your playmat no matter how many times you laboriously slide it across 140
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 19/12/2024“the macros on a big mac are actually quite good” i repeatedly mutter to myself, alone in my car 040
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 18/12/2024i bought a sad lamp this yr and i think it’s helping? 000
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 17/12/2024this is how i finally find you on bsky smhing my head 010
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 14/12/2024i’ve gotten to 10 rebel but still no 7 black rose 000
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 13/12/2024i have the opposite which is “why am i accomplishing my tasks? oh right i took my medicine for once” 030
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 09/12/2024think how funny it’ll be if they restrict it tho 010
