Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026They should sell a giant melatonin gummy that you can just nibble on every night 020
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Ok I wasn’t back last time or the time before that, but this time I’m back maybe 030
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 05/04/2025tarkir dragonstorm really living up to the khans legacy by being an absolutely goated limited set 020
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 21/02/2025my “plane crashed and i died :/“ bit is getting less and less funny 040
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 01/02/2025kate and i are a perfect couple bc she loves buying cursed objects and i love being freaked the fuck out all the time 081
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 31/01/2025*walking into my wife’s office* *farting multiple times* does it smell like i farted in here to you? 🤔 240
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 28/12/2024the funniest part about being a left handed magic player is that ppl will just keep putting your deck on the wrong side of your playmat no matter how many times you laboriously slide it across 140
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 19/12/2024“the macros on a big mac are actually quite good” i repeatedly mutter to myself, alone in my car 040
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 25/11/2024related: did anyone ever play gunbound as a kid? 100
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 21/11/2024if you ask me what i call tweets on this website i guess you could say i’m team skeet 150
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 21/11/2024imagine being so old you lose the ability to skeet 140
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 21/11/2024the doctor said i have the sexist colon he's ever seen? lol i guess my colon was like really clean and sexy or something 050
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 20/11/2024i’m pretty sure i dreamed about league of legends while i was under 💀 050
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 20/11/2024is there a skeeter pack for washed magic "pros" with a juicy ass that someone can add me to? 160
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 20/11/2024is there a skeeter pack for washed magic “pros” over 30 that someone can add me to 040
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 18/11/2024in the car just now kate: “this season of drag race uk has some real bangers” me: “yeah and mash” 050
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 17/11/2024(bene gesserit voice) SKEET. SKEET NOW. SHOOT YOUR SKEET 010
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 16/11/2024i had a dream last night that i figured out the secret to twerking and immediately tried to do it when i woke up and uhhh it did not work 030
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 16/11/2024remember when pioneer absolutely ruled and then they took it out back and shot it for no reason? 140
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 15/11/2024you didn’t lose all your followers when you switched to bsky, you just prestiged 030
Matt Foreman @smarffffff.bsky.social · 15/11/2024me, after every single hang out with my friends: “sorry for being weird lol!” 072
Reposted by Matt ForemanRetro Gamer @retrogamermag.bsky.social · 11/11/2024We heard that lots of players have been enjoying the Pokémon trading card game in convenient pocket form recently, and since we’re always on top of the latest trends, we thought we’d join the fun. 3869933
