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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Anyone seen the IT guy? He probably ransomware when he saw you coming.

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Throne but for takeout: Like, here you go moot, have surprise pizza and Piña coladas for being a baddie.

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Me when anyone asks for help at work on a Monday morning

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Can't wait to hear why Aunty Debs (who isn't even your real Aunt) thinks voting for scummy Reform Party will stop the immigrants from stealing her hip replacement. 😤 Aunty Debs can fuck right off 👋

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Fungible is such a weird word and always makes me think they mean mushroomy

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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Will never sing this song any other way now

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

May the 4th be with you. 🤍

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Only masochist still have uneaten easter eggs left in May.

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Takeaway delivery guy: enjoy your food. Me: you too. 😭

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Crumpets with butter AND peanut butter. This is the way

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Nut and nap Novemeber - new charity challenge, save to drafts.

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

MySpace taught a generation of 14 year old emo kids basic HTML.

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

How many GIFs before you get to fuck?

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

It is PERFECT beer garden weather this afternoon and some bellend has put a 3-4pm call in my diary. Why do they hate me 😭

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Normalise thigh worship - thighology

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Only the brave will book a holiday and big purchases on small screen 💪.

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Dear Weetabix, Why do you make it so hard to open the plastic or get the next weetabix out? Yours frustratingly, everyone x

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Win today #pompey and we are pretty safe for another season in the greatest league in the world 💙 I'm not there today but it'll be one hell of an atmosphere.

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I like when Raye tells me to lock my phone at the start of her songs. I don't do it but the sentiment is appreciated.

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Rate Limit Exceeded... same Blue Sky, same. 🥱

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

The astronauts on Artemis II wearing friendship bracelets in space was so wholesome.

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I will never regret adding more cheese than the recipe suggests.

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Celebrity/breakfast crossovers: Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Woke up late and missed my lift to the moon, crypto dudes are going to be upset.

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Instead of Easter Bunny how about Easter Egg Krampus?

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

5 shows to get to know me 👉 The US Office 👉 Slow Horses 👉 The O.C 👉 Andor 👉 Modern Family

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

🗣 All the real babes have cats

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Sometimes when life is overwhelming I need a reset and it often starts with this song. Borrow it if you like, just return it when you feel brighter. youtu.be/VwtAjv04pt8?...

youtu.be

Frank Turner - Be More Kind (Visualiser)

YouTube video by FrankTurnerVEVO

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

The left and right both hate the new Harry Potter series before its started. Both hate it for reasons neither agree with. What a weird achievement.

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

🐣 Thanks Jesus for whatever you did to make this week AND next only a four day working week. Top lad.

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Do not shame me for loving Bacon... Kevin Bacon KEVIN BACON IN FOOTLOOSE IS SUCH A VIBE

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I wrote a poem about the clocks going forward today: The clocks going forward can suck a fat one. Fin.

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Who even makes the memes though? Is there a club?

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Vampires can't use light mode or they melt.

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Small Pile @smallpile.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

No room in the dishwasher? Leave it to soak No time to wash up? Leave it to soak Full moon? Leave it to soak Already soaking? Add some water and leave it to soak

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