Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Heyo. Having family health emergency so I'm likely not going to be around for a few days or be very responsive to DMs. Just so no one thinks I'm ignoring them 😊 See you soon bloomfies 🥰 12230
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Sometimes (every day) I see a cute guy next to me, and it takes all the willpower in me not to say "hey man, want your dick sucked?" 7220
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Today's mood is Neon Cobra Officer. And this is my car currently 😭 3210
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 17/02/2025show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy that aren’t selfies 150
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 17/02/2025I swear I don't usually talk about the weather but I've never seen shit like this in our major city. I had snow up to my knees on the sidewalk 😣 This was basically me on my way to work 2100
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 16/02/2025You | your favorite sandwhich My French is leaking 😆 2300
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Welp, the snow blizzard is going up and sideways like a giant snow tornado right now. This bodes well 🤪 170
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 15/02/2025You've been murdered, who do you want on the case? Only demons or underworld creatures would murder me, sooooomedia.tenor.coma man in a trench coat and tie is sitting in a living roomALT: a man in a trench coat and tie is sitting in a living room 1100
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Ooooooh, ya boi is stressed about money. I better get my owed backpay next week or I'll need to sell more than my ass 😂 1120
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 14/02/2025How I think I look when I sip my Russian black tea at 4 in the office 2160
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 14/02/2025This rabbitt wakes up several animals in me 🫠🐺 1140
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Me when I saw we're getting another 18 inches of snow Sunday after the 15+ we got yesterday. 3130
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Show me a painting that makes you feel something Narcissus, 1599, Caravaggio 1150
Reposted by Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦Will Morrison @wamorrison95.bsky.social · 14/02/2025The Stonewall Inn released a response to the National Parks Service removing the word transgender from the park outside of the Inn. A great reminder that we have to look after each other 16265249653
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I woke up thinking about all my Bluesky Valentines 💕💕 9723
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I've lost so many things in my apartment, you'd think every once in a while I'd come across one of them as a little surprise. It only has four rooms FFS! 3100
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Just imagine how good the cuddles are after 😍🥵 0110
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 13/02/2025If you see me cumin', better step aside A lotta men didn't, a lotta men died One ball of iron, the other of steel If the right one don't get you Then the left one will 3130
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I *think* I drew a handgun or something to that extent at 8 and the teacher called in both my parents for a meeting about my "violent drawings." My mum, who was a teacher, was pissed she was called for something so dumb. 470
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I thought y'all might need to see this 😮💨😮💨🥵 1250
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 12/02/2025quote with you looking fancy I had to dig far for one 😆 A friend's (first) wedding. 6180
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 12/02/2025When a boy casually stretches and shows his treasure trailmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a chicken with sweat drops on it 's faceALT: a cartoon of a chicken with sweat drops on it 's face 2181
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Last night after my 14 hour shift I shoveled snow for an hour, fixed a flat tire and jumpstarted my car battery. Is this what being masc feels like? 1260
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Yes hi, can I be back hiking in Cinque Terre instead of burried in YET ANOTHER foot of snow? 1120
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Do we think Mayor Pete also opened an alt account? 🤔 4100
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I actually found my old Limewire download folder on an external hard drive two weeks ago 🤣 070
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Dress code for my football party next year. 0140
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Looking for someone to spend the Sunday afternoon 👀 1120
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Kid crushes? WELL 😆 -David Duchovny in X Files -Paul Gross in Due South -Ryan Philippe (Cruel intentions and Last Summer) -Brandon Quinn (Big Wolf on Campus) 180
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 09/02/2025My ride is heremedia.tenor.coma cartoon of the teenage mutant ninja turtles in a busALT: a cartoon of the teenage mutant ninja turtles in a bus 170
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I had the same revelation drinking hot sangria. I wonder what other drink I could boil 🤔 130
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I just want a cute boy to cuddle with, makeout, and suck his dick daily. You'd think it wouldn't be so hard to find 😭 3240
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Your cocks are all looking very heavy this morning. Let me help you carry them 😌 1170
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Ngl I often look respectfully at the home decor when y'all post nudes.media.tenor.coma man is hanging a picture on a wall while two women look onALT: a man is hanging a picture on a wall while two women look on 4130
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Laying down on the theparist couch: "I feel like I still haven't fully processed how Riverdale went from this super atmospheric and dark murder mystery mini-series to a balls to the wall insane teen soap opera"media.tenor.coma young man is laying on a green couch with his hand on his faceALT: a young man is laying on a green couch with his hand on his face 0130
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Omg your tattoo parlour in the next Sims 4 expansion, plus multiple lot types for the same building? I might disappear for like 2 months when this comes out. 040
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I need to know how every dick I see on this app is the size of my arm. Is there some sort of fat dick fairy I'm not aware of? 🤔 4151
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 06/02/2025The Museum of Modern Arts getting destroyed feels like a perfect exhibit of our times. Especially with the giant lips on the billboard on top 🤣 180
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Anyone in Mexico or New Zealand wants to adopt me for two months? I'll cook your meals and suck your dick 😊 1150
Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦 @smallanduncut.bsky.social · 05/02/2025repost w a pic + your age 3️⃣5️⃣ (36 in July) 1270