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SlyWolf

@slywolf.bsky.social
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| Gamer | Geek | Derp | "I'm a ball of awesome wrapped in a constant WTF" | Lvl 39 | Iowa| Twitter Refugee | Married to an awesome @kilobytes.bsky.social | SlyWolf5 on Telagram, Twitter and Discord |

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Jargon!🔞 @jargonsart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
OOOOOOOOOOOH so close
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ah yes, the day two surgery pain has hit 😭
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Holy shit that made me laugh 😂 youtube.com/shorts/VCc8I...
youtube.com
We can’t make those anymore
YouTube video by Carisa Hendrix & Lucy Darling
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Soooo, they pushed my surgery back another week. Now it's on the 16th. "Here's the first thing in 15 years to give you ANY relief from your pain" *takes it away* "There, now that the trial is over, you have to wait 2 months. Wait, sorry, another 2 weeks. Wait, sorry, another 2." *eye twitch*
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Spinal Cord Stimulator surgery scheduled! September 2nd, So close but so far away 😭 The trial took away 90% of the pain in my leg and a decent amount in my back. Surgeon I had a consult with yesterday said I'll get as much relief if not more with the permanent one. Finally after 15 years, relief!
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Emotional Shutdown. Haven't had this triggered since I was 18. Spent almost 5 hours staring at the wall, in the dark, in my office last night. My husband came close to losing me at 3am from a series of thoughts and steps I was debating taking in the garage. I can't feel anything.
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! <3
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Trying to stay friends with people who won't even respond or attempt to say hi on their own once in a while can be a little draining.
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I also look forward to seeing all the sudden influx of young grandparents that have to help take care both physically and financially of their new family members in the next 4 years! You may lose your daughter at the age of 15 to childbirth, but you'll have your grandchild to remember them by!
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Remember, if you have a daughter or sister and you voted for Trump and the Republicans you absolutely have to walk up to them and tell them they can never be President, never be able to decide what they do with their bodies AND must remain in the kitchen. Because you wanted to save a buck on gas.
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
He's a cow.
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
Omg I love it!!!
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
Drop a ship that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
I have been advised to remain silent
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
9 puppies have been adopted out by the humane society since Tuesday. Man, they've really changed since the mid 2000's when they just basically killed every animal they saw.
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
The desire to clean is defeated by the pain of the back....
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Kilo Bytes @kilobytes.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Was scrolling through old pictures and found this. A bunch of the badges my husband and I have collected over the years of being a couple of degenerates. ;3
A board filled with badges of mine and my husband's sonas drawn by various artists
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Jesus christ
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Starfield needs a Trypophobia filter asap!
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🍓The Big Strawb™🍓 @varanis-ridari.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Heads up! Another update! Confirm your age to see adult content!
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
Still hard to believe that my friend/coworker died last Friday. He was an awesome guy and so caring. 💔
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
I hate September. Last year on this day I lost my dog Shasta and my cat Lucious. Yes on the same day. Two hours apart. Fuck this month.
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
Just trying to take a nap here
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
Come on Starfield
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
Yeah... I feel this.
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
Woof.
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
Yup
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
Our ac sucks. It's too small of a unit for this house.
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Krashy @kineoncrash.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
"I'm going to need some serious space whiskey now."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
An angry man says "I'm so freakin' mad right now!" to another man. The other man strokes the angry man's scalp, puts his hand on his chest and goes SHHHHHH SHHHHHH. The angry man says "stop trying to calm me down like I'm a spooked horse." The other man continues. The angry man calms down.
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Balanced Breakfast
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
good morning!
front side of box of captain crunch “oops all berries” cereal but it’s “technically all berries” with the tagline “poisonous and tastes terrible!” with a bowl full of halved avocados and full tomatoes, watermelon, eggplant, olives, holly berries, and whole bananas
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
I can't be the only one that sees Ron DeSantis.
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
I woke up from a nap with this thing staring at me. H.. How long was he watching me sleep?
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
This has got to be the Derpiest dog I've ever owned
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
Good god he made it better. This is still the funniest thing I've ever seen. youtu.be/zovrM0LdrZ0
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Alexus Delphi (( MUSIC COMMISSIONS OPEN )) @alexusdelphi.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
New screenshot from Starfield. Can't wait for release next month
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
Thank you to my 22 followers! I'll try to be as derp as possible!
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
Oh no, oh God no, the puppies have stolen a full paper towel roll
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
I aspire to have this level of body positivity
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
Throwback to 2013 when I was in the hospital for my first spinal fusion. These awesome fuzzbutts came up on Halloween to make me smile. (the nursing staff LOVED them)
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
Oh great @nbowa.bsky.social senpai notice me uwu (I threw up a little typing that)
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
PuppySkunk was so grumpy when I won his Twitter contest, he got to experience drawing my tattoos XD
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
This has been my phone background since my friend Mystic made it for me years ago :)
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
Still one of my favorite suit pictures
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SlyWolf @slywolf.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
@satsukii.bsky.social This wouldn't happen to be my favorite girlfriend of all time would it? ;)
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