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@sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
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|| 30 || he/him || 🔞 || 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 || writer || resident autist™ || cancer survivor, 5 years & counting || if you haven’t seen me for awhile, i’m busy gardening archiveofourown.org/users/Smorecakes

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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i want to play more bg3 but it makes my computer work harder which makes the room hot and it’s not cool enough to open the windows yet 😔
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
honestly the alt text is sometimes the best part of my posts, it’s like a little treat for people who read alt text
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lae’zel just runs around and beats the fuck out of everyone, this is incredible
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i downloaded a mod that lets me recruit karlach early, which also inadvertently broke the trigger that causes wyll to show up at camp unprompted, so i accidentally fixed my problem by breaking something 😂
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
every day i type out a reply to a post and ask myself “is this a potential argument worth having?” and the answer is almost always no
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this killed me btw
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s friday at 6:30am which means it’s once again time for me to express my deepest loathing for the neighbor’s chorus of leaf blowers
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my least toxic trait is that i can eat a whole box of raisin bran
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i named them Chicken Teriyaki
a screenshot from baldur's gate 3 showing the player character, a zariel tiefling oath of the ancients paladin named Chicken Teriykai. big strong mommy
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i love fan days on bsky because i love looking at everyone’s little guys and understanding that i am playing a very different game than some of you 😂
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i’m starting a new game. i’m only recruiting shadowheart, karlach, and lae’zel. we will all be paladins
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
okay, well, durge, i don’t think we needed to kill ourselves in front of everyone like that 😅😂 i’m sure there were at least two other choices
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i’m at the elder brain and i’m realizing that paladins use charisma and i have shadowheart maxed out on strength. this is also known as peak gameplay
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my toxic trait is that i somehow am always wearing a white shirt when i eat quesabirria
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
well i got murdered by orin, but the rest of my party killed her, so bhaal resurrected me and cursed me for eternity. is this the ending that got that deleted scene about the gnoll birthing? because goddamn lol
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the door is blocked by bhaalist mischief for 58 more turns. do we think it would be faster to go back through and actually kill the guy 😂
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i’ve been offline too long and my clickbait detector is broken clearly
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sometimes when i wake up too early, i’m treated to the beautiful sight of a humiliation ritual where the terrible guy across the street tries and fails to start an old motorcycle in the road, with his lifted diesel pavement princess wasting away in the driveway behind him
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i only recruited three people and as a result my party composition is absolutely terrible and i’m getting stomped in the foundry send help
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i survived cancer, yall better be clapping when i do the bare minimum, i worked really fucking hard to be able to do that
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there’s truly nothing more satisfying than squashing lorroakan like a little bug
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i’ve been arrested and there’s a gay skull shouting arcana at me
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i respecced shadowheart to an oath of devotion paladin and honestly 10/10
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a recording of gale is giving me extremely detailed instructions on how to revive him in the event of his untimely death, starting with retrieving a pouch secured over his heart, and idk how to tell him that he’s currently melting in the grymforge lava….
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i accidentally got poisoned by nettie, which i didn't even know was a thing you could do and survive, and gale was SO mad about it lmao bro crashed out about it right after 😂
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
playing bg3 fore the first time in an age and surprising nobody i think my tav is a slut, look at him
a screenshot from baldur's gate 3, of the player character in a cutscene with several dialogue choices displayed. his name is Tavernicus, a college of swords bard with an urchin background, he's wearing shadowheart's cute princess outfit from the basketful of equipment mod, with a leather headband, a nose ring, and curly red-brown hair

"Raphael: ...it might just be your last.
1.) What makes you say that?
2.) I'm getting tired of your games.
3.) Are these theatrics leading somewhere?
4.) Ignore him and fill your plate."
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i can start opening my windows at night again and it’s healing me god bless chat we made it through another summer 🙏😩
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i’ve been watching the x-files for the first time and so far my least favorite character is dana’s brother bill. wtf is his damage lol
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i got my eyebrows dyed to match my beard and i didn’t realize that my beard was so dark and my eyebrows were so light because the difference is so drastic 😂 my ass hasn’t had any eyebrows this whole time apparently
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
can’t even go to the ayce salad bar in these trying times 😔
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
black sails is truly the most underrated tv show of all time, and i am honor bound to announce that every time i see someone talking about it
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i ordered tacos from my favorite place for the third day in a row and i’m sure they’re looking at my order on the screen like “what the fuck is wrong with this guy” 😂 don’t worry about it my man i am simply going through it
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
oh, is he? the guy that signed up to be in the transphobic audiobook for the transphobic franchise by the transphobic demon is transphobic? i’m shocked
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i think we should add “fan service” to the shelf of banned terms, truly
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i’ve hardly been active here in like two years and it’s taken about that long for me to finally deprogram the jolt of anxiety i used to get whenever i see someone has unfollowed me lol
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
i posted my chapter and i know it made at least a few people deliriously happy. i love you guys, this fic has sat untouched for almost three years. can’t wait for you to get the email lmao
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soleil ✵ #1 fingolfan @skywardstruck.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
so i got back into writing. wrote 3319 words yesterday, and now i'm staring at my doc wondering how i reached 30k words without moving the narrative along like at all lmao
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i have to make a phone call this afternoon so if anyone needs me i will be absolutely debilitated with anxiety for at least eight hours prior
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
me: "damn i wonder why my stomach hurts so much lately" also me: "pizza with ranch is a perfectly acceptable lactose intolerant breakfast actually"
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
new episode of bleach comes out tomorrow and i can finally say that i already watched it a month ago at AX
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i swear if you ever post about anything, someone will literally materialize from across the entire map in some previously-unknown corner just to zoom directly into your face and tell you how wrong you are.
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
my therapist is on vacation and i’m handling it super well in case anyone was wondering
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
you know what, there’s NOT enough captain/lieutenant stories. there’s nothing better than undying loyalty, risking your life to protect your captain, late night barracks paperwork, knowing your counterpart better than they know themselves…it’s such good shit 🤌🤌🤌🤌
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
this is where i’d be writing my rant about nonbinary and transmasc erasure in fandom spaces if i had the energy for it
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
petitioning the state to let me be a man
a screenshot of the email receipt from my court eFiling

Petition for Recognition of Adult's Change of Gender and Sex Identifier (NC-300) $435.00
EFM Convenience Fee $3.50
Provider Service Fee (Ace
Attorney Service) $11.75
Payment Service Fee $14.14
Sales Tax $0.00
Total $464.39
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
sorry but lestat’s little teenage pop ballad for magnus is the funniest thing, like i know he’s lying to himself about being brutally assaulted and all that but the music video is iconic 😂😭
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
so if it’s true, do we get credit for it happening during pride month? three weeks ago was june..
a screenshot of a news article (linked below) showing a photo of Mitch McConnell (credit: AP Images) and a headline: “Unconfirmed Reports: Mitch McConnell Brain Dead After Three Weeks In Hospital” dated July 7, 2026 by R. Cort Kirkwood
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a monkey behind the wheel of a car is eating a banana. His foot is on the steering wheel. The monkey asks, “so, can you drive this thing?” Panel 2: another monkey sitting in the passenger seat is wearing wraparound pit viper sunglasses and also stuffing his face with a banana. He replies, “can I what” Panel 3: the banana truck they’ve hijacked goes flying over the edge of a cliff.
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
walked six miles at AX and saw a lot of exclusive content and panels for things i know absolutely nothing about. i have secret knowledge for fandoms i don’t even know of lmao
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