cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i want to play more bg3 but it makes my computer work harder which makes the room hot and it’s not cool enough to open the windows yet 😔 000
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026honestly the alt text is sometimes the best part of my posts, it’s like a little treat for people who read alt text 000
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026lae’zel just runs around and beats the fuck out of everyone, this is incredible 110
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i downloaded a mod that lets me recruit karlach early, which also inadvertently broke the trigger that causes wyll to show up at camp unprompted, so i accidentally fixed my problem by breaking something 😂 210
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026every day i type out a reply to a post and ask myself “is this a potential argument worth having?” and the answer is almost always no 100
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it’s friday at 6:30am which means it’s once again time for me to express my deepest loathing for the neighbor’s chorus of leaf blowers 110
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my least toxic trait is that i can eat a whole box of raisin bran 020
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i love fan days on bsky because i love looking at everyone’s little guys and understanding that i am playing a very different game than some of you 😂 120
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i’m starting a new game. i’m only recruiting shadowheart, karlach, and lae’zel. we will all be paladins 110
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026okay, well, durge, i don’t think we needed to kill ourselves in front of everyone like that 😅😂 i’m sure there were at least two other choices 020
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i’m at the elder brain and i’m realizing that paladins use charisma and i have shadowheart maxed out on strength. this is also known as peak gameplay 130
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026my toxic trait is that i somehow am always wearing a white shirt when i eat quesabirria 010
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026well i got murdered by orin, but the rest of my party killed her, so bhaal resurrected me and cursed me for eternity. is this the ending that got that deleted scene about the gnoll birthing? because goddamn lol 110
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the door is blocked by bhaalist mischief for 58 more turns. do we think it would be faster to go back through and actually kill the guy 😂 100
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i’ve been offline too long and my clickbait detector is broken clearly 100
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026sometimes when i wake up too early, i’m treated to the beautiful sight of a humiliation ritual where the terrible guy across the street tries and fails to start an old motorcycle in the road, with his lifted diesel pavement princess wasting away in the driveway behind him 100
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i only recruited three people and as a result my party composition is absolutely terrible and i’m getting stomped in the foundry send help 110
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i survived cancer, yall better be clapping when i do the bare minimum, i worked really fucking hard to be able to do that 3222
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026there’s truly nothing more satisfying than squashing lorroakan like a little bug 110
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i’ve been arrested and there’s a gay skull shouting arcana at me 120
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i respecced shadowheart to an oath of devotion paladin and honestly 10/10 110
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a recording of gale is giving me extremely detailed instructions on how to revive him in the event of his untimely death, starting with retrieving a pouch secured over his heart, and idk how to tell him that he’s currently melting in the grymforge lava…. 010
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i accidentally got poisoned by nettie, which i didn't even know was a thing you could do and survive, and gale was SO mad about it lmao bro crashed out about it right after 😂 010
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026playing bg3 fore the first time in an age and surprising nobody i think my tav is a slut, look at him 110
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i can start opening my windows at night again and it’s healing me god bless chat we made it through another summer 🙏😩 100
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i’ve been watching the x-files for the first time and so far my least favorite character is dana’s brother bill. wtf is his damage lol 010
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 28/08/2026i got my eyebrows dyed to match my beard and i didn’t realize that my beard was so dark and my eyebrows were so light because the difference is so drastic 😂 my ass hasn’t had any eyebrows this whole time apparently 120
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 24/08/2026can’t even go to the ayce salad bar in these trying times 😔 100
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 16/08/2026black sails is truly the most underrated tv show of all time, and i am honor bound to announce that every time i see someone talking about it 261
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 15/08/2026i ordered tacos from my favorite place for the third day in a row and i’m sure they’re looking at my order on the screen like “what the fuck is wrong with this guy” 😂 don’t worry about it my man i am simply going through it 110
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 12/08/2026oh, is he? the guy that signed up to be in the transphobic audiobook for the transphobic franchise by the transphobic demon is transphobic? i’m shocked 030
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 05/08/2026i think we should add “fan service” to the shelf of banned terms, truly 100
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 03/08/2026i’ve hardly been active here in like two years and it’s taken about that long for me to finally deprogram the jolt of anxiety i used to get whenever i see someone has unfollowed me lol 010
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 01/08/2026i posted my chapter and i know it made at least a few people deliriously happy. i love you guys, this fic has sat untouched for almost three years. can’t wait for you to get the email lmao 000
Reposted by cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁soleil ✵ #1 fingolfan @skywardstruck.bsky.social · 26/07/2026i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you. 2540722007
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 31/07/2026so i got back into writing. wrote 3319 words yesterday, and now i'm staring at my doc wondering how i reached 30k words without moving the narrative along like at all lmao 000
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 29/07/2026i have to make a phone call this afternoon so if anyone needs me i will be absolutely debilitated with anxiety for at least eight hours prior 030
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 26/07/2026me: "damn i wonder why my stomach hurts so much lately" also me: "pizza with ranch is a perfectly acceptable lactose intolerant breakfast actually" 020
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 25/07/2026new episode of bleach comes out tomorrow and i can finally say that i already watched it a month ago at AX 010
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 21/07/2026i swear if you ever post about anything, someone will literally materialize from across the entire map in some previously-unknown corner just to zoom directly into your face and tell you how wrong you are. 120
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 19/07/2026my therapist is on vacation and i’m handling it super well in case anyone was wondering 000
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 18/07/2026you know what, there’s NOT enough captain/lieutenant stories. there’s nothing better than undying loyalty, risking your life to protect your captain, late night barracks paperwork, knowing your counterpart better than they know themselves…it’s such good shit 🤌🤌🤌🤌 140
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 16/07/2026this is where i’d be writing my rant about nonbinary and transmasc erasure in fandom spaces if i had the energy for it 020
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 13/07/2026petitioning the state to let me be a man 220
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 11/07/2026sorry but lestat’s little teenage pop ballad for magnus is the funniest thing, like i know he’s lying to himself about being brutally assaulted and all that but the music video is iconic 😂😭 000
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 08/07/2026so if it’s true, do we get credit for it happening during pride month? three weeks ago was june.. 110
cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 04/07/2026walked six miles at AX and saw a lot of exclusive content and panels for things i know absolutely nothing about. i have secret knowledge for fandoms i don’t even know of lmao 020