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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The same company that doesn't pay artists seems to always find the money to pay this jackass. If you're still using Spotify... why? Pretty much every alternative is better in every way.
variety.com
Joe Rogan Renews Nine-Figure Spotify Deal
Spotify and Joe Rogan have entered into a new multiyear licensing agreement, continuing a relationship that began in 2020 for his hugely popular podcast.
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh suddenly it’s 16 years later, i guess nobody else liked season 9 either 😭💀
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the vibes are weird and there’s like a half-hearted spinoff team that the show doesn’t quite commit to but also doesn’t commit to scully and also mulder is somewhat there but mostly not really at all? what even happened here
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
so like, what’s wrong with season 9 of the x-files
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
doggett is too much of a standard white guy, so scully is the one who constantly looks like a crazy person. we’re just like doing more patriarchy. where’s the subversion of stereotypes
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
actually, i do have something against doggett. the appeal of the scully/mulder dynamic was that mulder was the weird discredited freak, which equalized the professional power dynamic. scully was the more credible partner despite the fact that she was a woman in STEM in the 90s
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i don’t necessarily have anything against doggett, but when are we getting mulder back 😭
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i’m reaching the age where i have a set of binoculars in my car for cool birds and i think i might get really into model trains
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i want to play more bg3 but it makes my computer work harder which makes the room hot and it’s not cool enough to open the windows yet 😔
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
honestly the alt text is sometimes the best part of my posts, it’s like a little treat for people who read alt text
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
minthara you forgot something?? is this because i knocked her out and stole her underwear 😂😅😭
a screenshot from baldur's gate 3 in moonrise towers when you report in for the first time, Minthara is there pleading her case for her failure at the grove. in this case, she is bare ass whole hog buck wild naked. she's reporting in her birthday suit. the bakery windows got busted out. she's flapping cheeks to the wind. i have no idea why this happened
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
he called me a “jumped-up apprentice” 🤣 listen WIZARD
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
honestly the best part of playing a sorcerer is being extra bitchy to rolan
a screenshot from baldur's gate 3 showing the player character walking up behind rolan, who is leaning over a bar, holding a mug, and complaining. 

"Rolan: Jaheira didn't save your ragged little tail from the cultists - I did.
1.) You saved the kid? Sounds like you deserve a drink.
2.) Want to talk about your sorrows instead of drowning them?
3.) [SORCERER] Keep drinking like that and you won't be able to read your spellbook, wizard."
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i’m having so much fun, this party just deleted everything. also the sounds are so funny, why do unarmed strikes sound like they’re from tekken or something 😂 they pulled out the slapstick soundboard lmao
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lae’zel just runs around and beats the fuck out of everyone, this is incredible
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yeah if you recruit karlach first, wyll shows up at your camp the next time you take a long rest. I was trying to avoid that bc I didn’t want to kill him or recruit him this time around, so it happened to work in my favor lol
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’ve got an entertainer, a solider, an acolyte, and an outlander. i feel we are deeply lacking in inspiration. gimme some rerolls 🙏
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i knocked out minthara so i can recruit her later too because i feel like the canon paladin should have a shot at joining the “paladin” run lol
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i didn’t keep everyone a paladin. i’m a draconic bloodline sorcerer, shadowheart is an oath of devotion paladin, karlach is a giant barbarian, and lae’zel is a way of the open hand monk, which i think should actually be a functional team lol
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i downloaded a mod that lets me recruit karlach early, which also inadvertently broke the trigger that causes wyll to show up at camp unprompted, so i accidentally fixed my problem by breaking something 😂
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sometimes i ignore that and reply anyway and almost always regret it lol
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
every day i type out a reply to a post and ask myself “is this a potential argument worth having?” and the answer is almost always no
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my fiber game is weak and this was my punishment 😭💀
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
33g of raw undiluted dietary fiber delivered straight into my colon via delicious cereal
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this killed me btw
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i’m usually a paladin main in every game but for some reason sorcerer is just so much fun in bg3, i’m out here huffing sorcery points. i die to everything and can’t heal myself, but enemies are instantly deleted. it’s perfect 😂
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thats an idea 🤔 theoretically i could also get a bunch of scrolls of knock, i think those exist too. i already started over though 😂 i like playing sorcerer too much
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if i have one problem with this game, it’s that one campaign is a huge time investment and i’m whimsical in the sense that i’m full of whims so i struggle to make that kind of commitment
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i’ve discovered almost immediately that i can’t do shit without someone to pick locks so gosh i guess i have to make another sorcerer with knock how awfullll
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"let me blow the nature out of my smaller nature patch. can't have too much nature, that's unsightly" please touch the grass you're mowing and back away from the leaf blower
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'm honestly baffled by the compulsion to leaf-blow to begin with, but also for some reason every time i look out there, they've got the leaf blower pointed INTO the flowerbed, blowing dirt and dust literally everywhere... what is the point?? WHERE ARE THE LEAVES
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s friday at 6:30am which means it’s once again time for me to express my deepest loathing for the neighbor’s chorus of leaf blowers
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my least toxic trait is that i can eat a whole box of raisin bran
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
asked my gf what she had for lunch while i was in the character creator
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i named them Chicken Teriyaki
a screenshot from baldur's gate 3 showing the player character, a zariel tiefling oath of the ancients paladin named Chicken Teriykai. big strong mommy
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i genuinely enjoy it a lot, love watching people play games
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i love fan days on bsky because i love looking at everyone’s little guys and understanding that i am playing a very different game than some of you 😂
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
since we’re all paladins, i can’t just slaughter the grove, so i have knock minthara out and do the entirety of act 1, act 1.5, and part of act 2, with only two companions… i could pick up astarion so i can open stuff mi suppose
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i’m gonna take these two people who absolutely fucking hate each other and distract them with someone even crazier. this is a perfect plan
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
turns out wyll follows karlach anyway and i don’t really wanna kill him, but if i keep him in a corner of my camp, i also have to deal with mizora and ravenguard i could be evil instead and get minthara, but i feel like an army of evil paladins isnt gonna work 😂
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i’m starting a new game. i’m only recruiting shadowheart, karlach, and lae’zel. we will all be paladins
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
okay, well, durge, i don’t think we needed to kill ourselves in front of everyone like that 😅😂 i’m sure there were at least two other choices
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i hit the brain with disintegrate twice and won. i feel like that wasn’t supposed to happen 🤣
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
don't worry she's got combat thigh-highs
a screenshot from baldur's gate 3 showing combat during the last encounter. the camera is focused on Shadowheart, currently specced as an oath of devotion paladin. she has 40/148 HP and is in the back corner of the map away from all of her friends, cut off by a mind flayer and a dragon. she has no action points left, but everything is fine because she's in her go-go boots. stay slaying, team
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i’m at the elder brain and i’m realizing that paladins use charisma and i have shadowheart maxed out on strength. this is also known as peak gameplay
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my toxic trait is that i somehow am always wearing a white shirt when i eat quesabirria
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
damn why is sceleritas making me feel bad for him 😭
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
everyone in my party broke free of their oppressors except for me oops
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
well i got murdered by orin, but the rest of my party killed her, so bhaal resurrected me and cursed me for eternity. is this the ending that got that deleted scene about the gnoll birthing? because goddamn lol
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cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁 @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
that actually worked, peak gaming
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