Luke "Slush" @slush.bsky.social · 15/04/2026remaking my happy wheels level after finding out chuck norris was homophobic 040
Reposted by Luke "Slush"Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I've felt it too y'know. That feeling that you're only good for peeing with your pants around your ankles; the cowboys used to do that. I'd make a pretty good cowboy don'tcha think? You would too if you weren't the one deciding. 182
Luke "Slush" @slush.bsky.social · 17/03/2026ah man sorry I can't that day, I'm taking my uncle to his cryogenics appointment 020
Luke "Slush" @slush.bsky.social · 06/03/2026my wife keeps trying to feed me veggieslop when i want dessertgem 130
Reposted by Luke "Slush"𝘼𝙜𝙣𝙖𝙧 @agnar.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Paulstretch is the audio equivalent of matrix bullet time 092
Luke "Slush" @slush.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I always get my sandwich cut in half at jimmy johns and when I forget I feel like Scooby Doo 060
Reposted by Luke "Slush"anj @forecastoctopus.bsky.social · 17/01/2025mccoy and his rankin/bass lookin beard…. 316844
Luke "Slush" @slush.bsky.social · 08/11/2023they should bring back pangea like they brought back og fortnite 030
Luke "Slush" @slush.bsky.social · 27/09/2023i need James Webster to write his novel so i can know wtf is going on at CASLTEデザイア 140
