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slurpberg (Cream Jean)

@slurpberg.bsky.social
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im a nice boy who would never tell anyone to kill themselves

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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
all that matters is your commitment to building the World Republic
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
imagining how good it would feel to say something that gets me IP banned
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
im not a self hating jew, its all the other jews that i hate
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i lived through the entire plot of dune+dune messiah but entirely within chicago city limits
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
if i lived in gondor id help denethor torture that usurper heir of isildur to death
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
drinking that Not Kool-Aid
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
probably not
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
not even for 2 billion dollars
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
i would never marry taylor swift
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
if i said what should happen to FIFA VAR techs i would get banned again anyways, remember how Gaddafi was killed with that bayonet?
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
le sigh......
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
is that too much or too little
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
is it zionist or anti-zionist to jack off onto an israeli flag ?
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
tom carper?
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
every yimby dreams of an American Grenfell
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
liberal hitler will come from this site
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
deleted my comment because i saw your most recent photo and thought for a second i could make out the words on the building but damn! it really is just inscrutable
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
id do crazy things to you and your family brother. hahaha just kidding #Love
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
spending all night in my laboratory inventing new and novel ways to be antisemitic
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
rob reiner would NEVER kill cornishmen
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
every goal the american team scores is a victory for international pedophilia
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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
dont tickle me ill giggle
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
really struggling to tell if you people are just incredibly stubborn and need to constantly triple down or are just plain stupid
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
yeah theyre called croatians
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
he's just a bit dim
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
vote blue no matter who
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
he is probably going to be president
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
ive got 7.2-7.75 million problems
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
#DicksOutForCollins
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
one time in 2018 i tried to break into and rob graham platners house. WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride to all members of the LGT community
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
i love you, white devil
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
bluesky mods metaphorically took me out back and beat me within an inch of my life for a week straight
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
😾
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
drunk driving, AMA
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
i for one am glad you can get banned for posting "torture bluesky moderators to death" anyone who would say "torture bluesky moderators to death" has absolutely no place on this platform.
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
call my dick antisemitism because its always rising
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
im beginning to suspect that it may potentially be necessary to persecute bluesky moderators
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
doing a boy named sue but i name my kid chiang kai shek so they must struggle to avoid a life of failure and defeat
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
the way no character ever quite fits with the background of every scene really gives the movie an AI generated quality. very ahead of its time in 2016
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
alleria before they made her squishy in legion would have slapped arator for not pushing the offensive against the amani
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
cracked me up the bit about him being nervous to tell his mom about turalyon going light mode, as though alleria would disapprove of zul'jins grandson being put down like a dog
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
today belongs to the fools
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
fullerton?
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
syria doesn't deserve the golan heights back, that belongs to a free palestine now, shouldn't have been a bitch jolani
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
playing spec ops: the line but pretending im an IRGC commando and grinning from ear to ear the whole time
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
especially since schakowsky was a very left wing incumbent besides being an elderly jewish labor zionist (and former DSA member)
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