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Slower Loris

@slowerloris.bsky.social
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Giant eye(s). Really fuckin' lazy.

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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
youtu.be
Killing In the Name - EZ Band (Rage Against The Machine Cover)
YouTube video by EZ BAND
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
We really only need one Dakota
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
YouTube recommended a fitness video in which a guy called his body a "tactical chassis" and frankly I think everyone should settle down a little bit
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 13/11/2025
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
This fantastic map by Francis Galton shows travel time from London to the rest of the world in 1881.
This is an isochronic passage chart for travelers created by Francis Galton. The Princeton library catalog has this description "Landmasses and oceans colored according to travel time (in days) to those points from London, ca. 1881. Includes explanation of colors, showing days journey indicated by each color. Includes note: "showing the shortest number of days journey from London by the quickest through routes and using such further conveyances as are available without unreasonable cost. It is supposed that local preparations have been made and that other circumstances are favourable." From: Proceedings of the Royal Geographical Society and monthly record of geography."
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
it rains all the time. you can’t even golf, folks. it’s terrible. the pizza kat was very nasty to me. the frog is stealing valor from my frog people. and…stephen, why are there three parentheses around phil knight in the script?
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
The executive branch feels like behavioral side effects of excessive testosterone replacement therapy
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But Dave Died 10 Years Ago This Very Night @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following
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Michael Stipe @michaelstipe.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Ok its ‘feed it off an aux, speak, grunt no strength, the ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height, wire in a fire representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site’.
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Lost at sea > Corpse found in river
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Xanathar should be roleplayed as Al Swearengen from Deadwood
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
My players have no idea that their DM has no idea what's going on this campaign either
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
When high, I occasionally forget time zones exist
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
youtu.be
Frank Black.- Los Angeles (Official Video 1993)
YouTube video by Subbacultcha
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
it’s extremely funny to show up somewhere with a black eye and then say that you were punched by a baby
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 17/03/2025
well, i finally cracked and looked up wtf roko’s basilisk is and somehow, unbelievably, a lot of very wealthy men are about a thousand times more pathetic than i previously assessed.
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Separated at birth
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I think impeachment of the president should be much easier. Basic majority in both House and Senate. Plenty of people could do a fine job of presidenting, policy would be much more dictated by the party, and taking some executive power away would be a good thing.
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Can an entire nation die of cringe?
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
It's been a beautiful day today and my new dog is great
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Robber Barons of the gilded age were certainly just as cringe as tech oligarchs now
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
There’s no mandate to make Elon Musk the Deputy President, invested with terrible powers to destroy the government. No one voted for that
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
youtu.be/YEFLR2JnMd0?...
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Andrew Bird - Bloodless (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by andrewbirdVEVO
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I find it hard to believe there are 55 episodes of Airwolf
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
In retrospect, I should have seen this coming when I first saw conservatives rehabilitating the red scare.
Joseph McCarthy's gravestone. Good riddance
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
oh snap krebsonsecurity.com/2025/02/teen... cyberscoop.com/the-com-764-...
Internet routing records show that Coristine runs an Internet service provider called Packetware (AS400495). Also known as
"DiamondCDN" Packetware currently hosts teslal./sexy and diamondcdn..com, among other domains.
DiamondCDN was advertised and claimed by someone who used the nickname "Rivage" on several Com-based Discord channels over the years. A review of chat logs from some of those channels show other members frequently referred to Rivage as "Edward."CYBERSCOOP
The child sextortion group 764 and the global collective of loosely associated groups known as "The Com" are using tools and techniques normally used for financially motivated cybercrime tactics
- such as SIM swapping, IP grabbing and social engineering - to commit violent crimes, according to exclusive law enforcement and intelligence reports reviewed by CyberScoop.
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I'm upset that I live in a world where I feel like I have to know who Steve Bannon is
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Whenever I see any video with a sovereign citizen, the video feels vaguely exploitative
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
F it. I'll take the soma
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
we should just pay for people to go to the doctor so they dont die and suffer sounds like common sense but in america we act like this notion is one step away from the politburo confiscating all you own
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Getting lost in a city > getting lost in a forest
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
DMing realization: 1 orc = 3 goblins for most situations
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I wrote three whole paragraphs this afternoon without double spaces after each period. I deserve both recognition and a treat.
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I want a moderation function that mutes posts by tone. Never having to read another scolding post would be fantastic
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Slower Loris @slowerloris.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
youtu.be/WZ9LQANaHB8
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Consolidated- Butyric Acid
YouTube video by Don Starnes
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