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@slop.zone
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"elbows-on-the-table"-style intellectual

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Slopsy @slop.zone · 3h
so do washing machines. has one ever demonstrated free will by refusing to do a task?
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 10/10/2026
drinking the srarach' bottle to completion in one gulp just to feel something
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 25/09/2026
that bitch so tired she build german-style compounds out of english words
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 21/09/2026
image collage
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 19/09/2026
they're called "billionaires" because they have so many dolla bills y'all
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 09/09/2026
shed, if it's a chi at least.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 07/09/2026
zonked outta my gourd on pingers mate
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 02/09/2026
a group of cigarettes is called a pack! follow for more nature facts :)
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 23/08/2026
THE MCRIB IS BACK!!!!
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 22/08/2026
god i'm so fucking glad that i don't understand what the fuck people are talking about half of the time.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 17/08/2026
want a million dollar idea? here's a freebie: smellfies, selfies you can smell. you're welcome.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 16/08/2026
"872 days of sodom"
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 14/08/2026
this in turn reminds me of that time i railed a line of speed for the first time at a rave and then walked to the floor again with the intention to dance, only to sit down on a bench by the wall, look into the lights and just... have a t h i n k for a while.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 30/07/2026
why would they need a girl when they already have rich evans?
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 28/07/2026
do i order the 50-pack of skateboard roller bearings because i *might* use them in some project in the future? yea fuck it
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 28/07/2026
>what's more virgin than a computer? the person sitting in front of it! goteeem
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 23/07/2026
my pronouns are fun/profit
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 23/07/2026
is that cooper black as the font for the headers?
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 23/07/2026
they should put me in a blender and pour the pulp into a mold resembling a happy person.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 22/07/2026
all former neglected children should watch The Fast And The Furious Clockwork Orange style so they can finally learn about what "Family" really is all about. Anyways, that's what i'll be doing for the next 24-36 hours.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 13/07/2026
oh so my experience is not isolated. neato. though sometimes you're lucky enough that somebody already went through the trouble to make templates according to your org's CD, even though the standard is word and powerpoint (ugh). if you're even luckier they're even up to date!
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 13/07/2026
nope, i'll be sure to check this out though!
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 13/07/2026
i guess what's "missing" from LaTeX is presets (templates), which are what makes most "normal" software successful. like, a LaTeX document with nothing will look ass imo. building templates is like 90% of the fun and 90% of the pain of it, and luckily you only have to it (from scratch) once.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 13/07/2026
ooohhhhh that makes sense! honestly though, doesn't really bother me, it's not like LaTeX is really something that needs to be optimized and stuff like TeX maker will do the multiple runs on its own.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 10/07/2026
what a shame that jeffrey epstein isn't around anymore to fly the lolita express into president donald j trump international airport.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 09/07/2026
i imagine this person is a regular there and that they switch back and forth all the time but the bartender is just terrible with faces
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 09/07/2026
looks fast
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 01/07/2026
"my blood is too thick for DC"
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
feels like a huge loss for the journalism industry that nobody has dropped acid at the great american state fair and blogged about it yet
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
[goon chat] muscles01: boss says get it done doberman29: and clean biglizard: hey is earth really round
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 25/06/2026
football? no thanks, i'm not into feet.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 25/06/2026
you're on podcasts?
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 25/06/2026
not too gently though, right?
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 20/06/2026
someone should really get the paperwork started on legalising fraud for everybody, not just giga- to tera-rich people.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 19/06/2026
pretty sure i spent entirely too much time during my formative years thinking about the movie WALL \cdot E. what was up with that?
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 17/06/2026
now that his net worth has eclipsed the budget of the pentagon we must ask: will elon musk do the right thing and give israel its fair share?
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 17/06/2026
it really deserves to be treated the same as showing up to the office with alcohol on your breath.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 16/06/2026
that's why it has to be in the middle of nowhere and not in a city
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 16/06/2026
also if it didn't have the fucking lid on top i could put stuff on top of it. it already is designed to pull paper through it. why is the world Like This? the most confusing part is, they had it figured out with fax machines? baffling. looking for print/scan-combos that work like fax machines now...
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 16/06/2026
who the hell thought having a hugeass lid and a heavy piece of glass inside a fucking printer that was cheaper than the cartridges i uses was a good idea? all that does is make me forget the last thing i scanned in there until i scan something again. printers should have a smaller footprint than A4.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 16/06/2026
okay so the reason scanners had to be pieces of glass that you lay your document on flat was because of the construction of the original xerox-style copiers. the competing design is the fax-machine style that pulls the paper through. why aren't all desktop printer/scanners the fax machine style?????
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 12/06/2026
since it's all statistical i'd say it would be more accurate to call any correct statement that comes out of it "getting lucky". i will never not assume the slop machine to by lying because there is no actual logic that i could be shown to persuade me otherwise..
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 11/06/2026
they should invent a type of hot dog stand that's right in front of my door
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 09/06/2026
i watch you and i also trust Angela Collier™
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
in addition to restoring all the rest of scientific funding, under woke 2 we must bring the full force of the US government to bear on finally developing The Cigarette That Is Good For You.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 08/06/2026
chat, what does it say about the content of your character and the purity of your heart when the mirror loves you but the camera is plotting your downfall?
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 05/06/2026
about *what*?!!?
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 04/06/2026
NuTrek 2009 but after Nero destroys Vulcan the song Journey of the Sorcerer by The Eagles starts playing and instead of the rest of the NuTrek movie we get to follow the adventures of vulcan Arthur Dent and vulcan Ford Prefect as they hitchhike across the galaxy in search of vulcan Zooey Deschanel.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 03/06/2026
it's a poor substitute for the proper GUI they could give me instead, but i'll take what i can get. like, do i need a billion+ parameter chatbot model to guide me through what could be 4 submenus that eventually lead to input fields? i guess industry consensus right now is "yes"
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