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@slop.zone
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"elbows-on-the-table"-style intellectual

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Slopsy @slop.zone · 10/10/2026
drinking the srarach' bottle to completion in one gulp just to feel something
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 19/09/2026
they're called "billionaires" because they have so many dolla bills y'all
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 07/09/2026
zonked outta my gourd on pingers mate
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 02/09/2026
a group of cigarettes is called a pack! follow for more nature facts :)
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 23/08/2026
THE MCRIB IS BACK!!!!
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 22/08/2026
god i'm so fucking glad that i don't understand what the fuck people are talking about half of the time.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 17/08/2026
want a million dollar idea? here's a freebie: smellfies, selfies you can smell. you're welcome.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 28/07/2026
do i order the 50-pack of skateboard roller bearings because i *might* use them in some project in the future? yea fuck it
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 28/07/2026
>what's more virgin than a computer? the person sitting in front of it! goteeem
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 23/07/2026
my pronouns are fun/profit
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 23/07/2026
they should put me in a blender and pour the pulp into a mold resembling a happy person.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 22/07/2026
all former neglected children should watch The Fast And The Furious Clockwork Orange style so they can finally learn about what "Family" really is all about. Anyways, that's what i'll be doing for the next 24-36 hours.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 10/07/2026
what a shame that jeffrey epstein isn't around anymore to fly the lolita express into president donald j trump international airport.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
feels like a huge loss for the journalism industry that nobody has dropped acid at the great american state fair and blogged about it yet
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
[goon chat] muscles01: boss says get it done doberman29: and clean biglizard: hey is earth really round
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 25/06/2026
football? no thanks, i'm not into feet.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 20/06/2026
someone should really get the paperwork started on legalising fraud for everybody, not just giga- to tera-rich people.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 19/06/2026
pretty sure i spent entirely too much time during my formative years thinking about the movie WALL \cdot E. what was up with that?
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 17/06/2026
now that his net worth has eclipsed the budget of the pentagon we must ask: will elon musk do the right thing and give israel its fair share?
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 16/06/2026
okay so the reason scanners had to be pieces of glass that you lay your document on flat was because of the construction of the original xerox-style copiers. the competing design is the fax-machine style that pulls the paper through. why aren't all desktop printer/scanners the fax machine style?????
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 11/06/2026
they should invent a type of hot dog stand that's right in front of my door
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
in addition to restoring all the rest of scientific funding, under woke 2 we must bring the full force of the US government to bear on finally developing The Cigarette That Is Good For You.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 08/06/2026
chat, what does it say about the content of your character and the purity of your heart when the mirror loves you but the camera is plotting your downfall?
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 04/06/2026
NuTrek 2009 but after Nero destroys Vulcan the song Journey of the Sorcerer by The Eagles starts playing and instead of the rest of the NuTrek movie we get to follow the adventures of vulcan Arthur Dent and vulcan Ford Prefect as they hitchhike across the galaxy in search of vulcan Zooey Deschanel.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 30/05/2026
NO, i was NOT born in "the 19-hundreds" i am a child of THE TWENTIETH CENTURY!
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 25/05/2026
LOUDLY CLEARS THROAT *AHEM* can the people in charge of "the money", especially whoever is in responsible for the SpaceX IPO, PLEASE just graduate to using SI-Prefixes for large numbers already? I'm really tired of getting the german and english billion/trillion confused in polite company. tysm!
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 23/05/2026
dumber-than-bricks schizo conspiracy theorist that takes apart his alexa because he's convinced the feds bugged it but puts it right back together after finding nothing "out of the ordinary"
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 19/05/2026
doing exposure therapy by exposing my own eyeballs to my own face (looking in the mirror)
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 10/05/2026
i don't care if you use windows in the privacy of your own computer room, just don't do it in front of me or my children.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 18/04/2026
i wish hot tea would hit the same way a cigarette does...
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 30/03/2026
jeffrey appstein
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 30/03/2026
Sy Ableman?!
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Rue - I Have Guns in my House (for murder) 🇵🇸 🇻🇪 @rueshine.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Paulie Walnuts doing his bracket hand gesture and saying Every day is international women's day to me because I fuckin love the broads
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 05/03/2026
why does sam altman look ai generated?
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 03/03/2026
yea i was born in the 1900's
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 27/02/2026
Staying in motion is so fucking good holy shit never rest
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 24/02/2026
what is funnier to use as an everyday water bottle? empty vodka bottle or empty vegetable oil bottle?
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 22/02/2026
why does a foreign shower always feel better in terms of heat/water pressure than the shower at home, no matter the objective quality of the shower?
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 20/02/2026
chat, is it good when literally every conversation with another person about either persons childhood reveals to me that i was severely neglected?
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 18/02/2026
you farm aura at the gym. i farm potatoes on my balcony. we are not the same.
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 13/02/2026
peeling potatoes in the dead of night like a crackhead
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 11/02/2026
if you don't wake up on at least one sunday morning of the week wondering what the fuck the stains on your clothes are, what are you even doing with you life?
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 06/02/2026
she george on my michael 'till i wham!
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 05/02/2026
repeatedly yoinking the power cord out of a 30k scope was in fact NOT good for it
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 04/02/2026
say what you will about jeffrey epstein but i bet his gmail drafts folder was CLEAN
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 04/02/2026
really having a tony soprano gabagool moment in front of my fridge
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 03/02/2026
I'd do well in trench warfare
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 01/02/2026
i've driven myself home drunker than you could've ever uber'd
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Slopsy @slop.zone · 29/01/2026
cologne that smells like other people's farts so you can be confident on elevator rides no matter how much chilli you've had.
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